/aog/ - Attorney Online General

>What is Attorney Online?
It's an virtual chatroom/courtroom mix we use to perform improv AA-like trials, Civil Cases, Logic Battles and more!
Come join us on our server, Attorney Online Vidya!

>The Main Reference Doc (contains downloads, rules, faqs and more):
docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>Gameplay footage?
Streams typically run in the evening, US time. You can also check out recordings of previous cases via guardlytheguard and lawfuldickish on twitch.

>Role Guides
ace-attorney-vidya.wikia.com/wiki/Guides

>Quickstart Guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#

>SoJ RIPPERS SIGN UP IN THIS
docs.google.com/document/d/1QH6hFI0oUbr3JOMGLPMiNEY-JJvCN4Q3fugkQdaUV8s/edit?usp=sharing

Previous case:

>people like the originals even more than a decade after they came out
>people liking SoJ for 6 months tops (so far not even a month passed) means it's just as good as the rest

So I just had a good civil case idea.

Defendant is charged for having sex with an underager. Said underager is the defendant's own sperm. The decisive evidence here is that they found the defendant's sperm on the victim. The defendant however alleges that "she said she was 18!".

Would it work?

Was he autistic?

oh my god

off to a goodthread start

He blew up a courtroom with his shit. That should explain it.

An idea for whatever admin/mod reads this.

Could you possibly add in more blank music spaces like filler.mp3 and Heh.mp3? That way we can replace them in CC so we don't have to strawpoll stuff like DR music just to be used in one area. This makes it so it's out of the way for others and optional, since I know a lot of the other areas dislike it.

Not any more than the average male posters ITT - he's just a lolicon.

Sure, I'll get around doing it tomorrow, hopefully 20 should be enough

Statutory rape isn't a civil suit you fucking retard.

That's a felony.

Are you saying that civilians are not raped?

Man what is wrong with this website

20 was quite a bit more than I was expecting, so thanks.

is this a girl??

ten

>It's a defense uses up their last last last last last last last chance but then lets their not retarded co-defense solve the case case.

Whoever this lead is in area 2, they're fucking retarded.

>Retarded Gina mod is lead defense
>Is a retard that can't defend.

WOAAAAAAAAAH

Further proof Gina mod is Names. Is there really anymore proof needed? Her 'being good at defending' was the only thing people gave against her being Names.

>solved the case.
They still lost, tho.

>Gina mod has a much more competent co-defense that solved the entire case
>STILL LOSES.

How the fuck did godot even win that?
I mean, he pointed some shit out, and did a pretty good job for a newer pros, but i thought the meltdown of dante earlier ruined his case?

Special (Gina mod) is an idiot, so he won the case from the start.

Real shame with that Dante. He was actually doing pretty good job shutting them down until he went full autist mode.

>Dante
>Good job

He just shouted relevans and a bunch of other retarded shit.

Even Special was smarter than him.

He single handedly destroyed almost every single objection and theory the defense put up in first witness and then he got salty.

Go to bed River, you're hallucinating on the FEEN drug.

Reee, stop the namedrops.

Sure thing, FROZEN.

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Whatever you say, bro.

You wish, Resharc.

>only way we can keep the thread bumped is clirqulejerking

It's over boys

Boys? I'll have you know that I, Athenamod, am a GIRL.

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>Gina mod signs up for the case in area 2 then fucks off.
How is this faggot a mod? She's only been on AO for 3 months, doesn't know how to case correctly, doesn't know the rules, and now she leaves cases. She should be removed from moderator.

I just downloaded the update and
>The Bonny+Betty emotes are split between 2 folders.
What madman decided that would be a good idea?

The ones where Betty speaks are in Betty's folder. The ones where Bonny speaks are in Bonny's folder. They both share the spin preanimation.

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That still means you have to have them both be free and multiclient if you want to use it.

Also I just redownloaded the update and the preanm for the twinspin isn't in Betty's ini. Neither are the emotes.

Because they aren't preanimations, you can just iniswap using another character if one is taken. Multiclienting isn't difficult, and if it's unbearably painful for you, just multwit with someone else.

Because there were two Betty inis in the suggestion doc. One contained the emotes, and one didn't. When Lupa compiled the update, the one that didn't have the emotes overwrote the other. There is a pastebin in the last thread with the proper ini.

>the meltdown of dante earlier ruined his case?
What happened?

We've been doing this since december

Salt residue

Dante literally went spergey about getting judge cucked.
godot came back and walled the defense hard and started sewing up the second witnesses testi quite nicely.
got his first wit thrown out.

One look at the custom character hub and I've contracted 3 types of cancers.
Atleast all these retards stay in their containment area and don't contaminate other areas.

>trying to bait drama because there's none happening right now

C'mon guys, we need to shitpost about something.
How about people who signs up for something when they are sleepy?

I'm not, I'm suprised this is actually happening, namefags going "Hey guys look! I'm making a case! You better join it because I, dumbshoegick, have made a case! And you know I make the best cases. What? You made a case you want to drop right now? Well too bad, you're not a namefag and I have a case scheduled in 5 hours so fuck off!"
It's litterally more cancerous then other servers with anime shit. People seriously use John Cena and fucking Donkey Kong in there. It's unbelievable.
Hopefully someone makes a poll to remove it and Lupa listens. But I know the circlejerk will rig it.

So you don't want to contain people in the CC? If you think they're so cancerous, why do you want them to join other areas?

No you're just shitposting for attention.

People frequently work together on writing the cases, so it's handy to know who is doing what and when so you can plan accordingly.

If you had half a brain cell you might be able to piece together something logical but it's clear you don't.

It's funny you pick shoegick as an example, because he's one of aov's oldest players and he constantly plays cases outside of CC. So you already prove yourself wrong.

>to know who is doing what and when so you can plan accordingly.
Maybe just work on the case, then drop it at a random time when nothing is going on, retard.

And why would I do that? What's the benefit?

Do you not know english?
My point is to make the case, then when nothing is going on drop the doc and start the docrace. Just like everyone else. Or do you have to be nice to your hugbox circlejerk and make sure people know when the cases are so they can get their spot?
Okay whatever you say Gato/Destiny/Chruch/Juza/Whoever the fuck you are.

Hey Lupa, It's Dough. If you're still hosting this server and you read this, I need to readd you on Skype. Some guy wanted me to do some shit that I don't do anymore so I redirected him to you. I'll explain more in PMs since it concerns some of the stuff on your server.

If you don't remember the Skype name, try asking Blah or some shit.

And what benefit is doing that over scheduling? You never answered my question.

Hey Giovorno, it's King Crimson--

--or some shit.

Not being cancer.

>cancer is some arbitrary definition i made up

Thanks for the feedback.

Yo Lupa, It's Destiny. If you're still hosting this server and you read this, I need to talk you on CC. Some guy wanted me to do some shit that I don't circlejerk about anymore so I redirected him to you. I'll explain more in PMs since it concerns some of the stuff on this server.

If you don't remember the OOC name, try reading again the post you stupid shit.

No problem daddy!

Hey Lupa, It's Optilex. If you're still hosting this server and you read this, I need to readd you on Skype. Some guy wanted me to add some custom themes for AOV. I'll explain more in PMs.

If you don't remember the Skype name, just look up diaperfetishist923 or some shit.

I'm glad you realize what a bitch you are.

Hey Dough, It's Lupa. If you're still MAKING Court Records. Some guy wanted me give you credit or something. I'll explain more in PMs since it concerns some of the stuff on your thread.

If you don't remember the CR name, try asking DOUGHDRAGONSMADETHIS or some shit.

I've honestly just been shitposting to stir up drama since the beginning you simply took the bait.
Wanna ERP sometime?

bork

Hey Lupa, It's Lewdton. If you're still kicking and you read this, I need to readd you on Civ 5. The french wanted me to do some shit that I don't do anymore so I redirected the baguette to you. I'll explain more in-game since it concerns some of the stuff on the server.

If you don't remember our lobby name, try looking for la marseillaise or some shit.

>ERP
That's the true cancer of this shitty faggot community, holy shit. Homos go home.

Merely a jest.

H.E.Y Lupa, It's dumbshoegick. If you're still hosting this S.E.R.V.E.R. and you read this, I need to read you on S.T.E.A.M. Some guy wanted me to do some some S.H.I.T. that I don't want to make acronyms of so I redirected him to you. I'll explain more in PMs since it concerns some of the S.T.U.F.F. on your S.E.R.V.E.R.

If you don't remember the S.T.E.A.M. name, try M.E.M.E.I.N.G.

Yo Saionji, it's Missile. If you're still hosting this book event and you read this, I need to talk to you on Discord. Some guy wanted me to bork or some shit. I'll explain more in PMs.

If you don't remember the Discord name, try asking Sissel or some shit

HOLD IT!
Acronyms! What do they mean!?

She came back dumb shitposter, it was an honest mistake.

bork

bork

BARK

this is SUCH an ace attorney thread!

Reminder to BULLY Special the Gina mod.

Have some virtual divegrass news to bump the thread:

Next friday marks the kickoff of the 4cc autumn babby tournament. One of the teams playing will be Veeky Forums sporting our very own "WE ARE LAWYER" as a benched midfielder. If you're interested in watching the whole reason we participated in the VGL in the first place, the playing times are:
>Friday, October 28th, 20:30 UTC vs. Veeky Forums
>Sunday, October 30th, 20:30 UTC vs. Veeky Forums
>Saturday, November 5th, 20:30 UTC vs. /sp/
Assuming no delays during the event >implying there won't be delays

Also, /aog/ is officially signed up to play in VGL7, which will begin on December 2nd. Be there to watch our revamped team take it all the way to the top!

rip

Why does he have breasts?

Don't you dare die you dumb adults!

ok

Kirigiri bump

Reminder that this is canon Mia.

The best kind of bump

Bump.

>deleted

Serves you right for posting hardcore pornography on an innocent Christian thread.

When we lose you're getting banned again.

Canon from where?

>When we lose
We wont lose.

How about an Ace Attorney Online case where we defend Hillary from delusional, racist and misogynistic onslaught from Drumpf [the real killer of the case]?

interesting

Lupa in charge of arguing:
>lol ur dumb
>im leaving

>lupa leaves the circlejerk discord
HAHAHAHA

I'm not involved in the >discord

What happened?

He was apparently disgusted with how dumb everyone was, so he left.

he thought the shitposting was seriousposting
I assume he became offended from this message in particular:
>..maybe in lawschool
>because all you do is memorize shit
>but in other careers...

He did a good choice anyway, I was disappointed at first he was actually engaged in the circlejerk.