Dealership General

Last one was pretty good, let's have another.
>Dealership Technicians report in
>all dealership personnel welcome
>share your stories
>questions from non dealership personnel welcome

>me
>infiniti

Right now we have visiting 2 engineers from Mercedes Germany, 1 from Nissan Japan, one from Nissan North America.
>looking at an issue on a new car
>infiniti car, Mercedes engine
>literally 4 engineers standing in the middle of the shop blaming the other company that it's a fault with their equipment

Fucking keks for days.

What is the issue that required engineers to look at it?

>Subaru reporting in again
The world is flat guys.

Fuck it must suck to work at a dealership.

VK56?

2.2d?

Fuck it must suck to not work at one

I work at a pre-owned motorcycle dealership in the service department. Do I qualify for this thread?

>customer brings in hayabusa with 60k miles for valve adjustment
>says valves have never been inspected and adjusted before
>oh boy this gonna be good.jpg
>check valve clearance
>all within spec
>Mfw Japanese engineering

Actually its GOAT to work flat rate at an independent.

Nope, it's fucking awesome not to tbqh.