Stardew Valley general - /sdvg/

Did they remove Iridium Band from the fishing chests or something

Been fishing for hours and don't have squat

do not bully the Jas

Just found out the update is out
I'm going to cry, I finally get to romance Shane
Life is good.

Good taste user

Pizza chicken fucker is good

You will go through his romance, all while asking yourself if he's actually romanceable, because none of his dialogue changes. He's like Sebastian, 2.0.

Its a hard life isnt it

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It wouldn't work out. Elliot gets too drunk too easily.

Shane is a drinking MACHINE

Any amazing drawfags lurking/posting?

I really need Shane lewds and comfy husbando in general please

I'll be drawing some in a bit but don't expect quality.
Any specific poses/ideas?

I'm pretty easy really.

I just like thinking of him enjoying married life, being a domestic nudist. Just mostly innocent, but I am cool with anything really.
Thank you so much in advance, you would really make my day

I've got a few idea(some good, some bad), I'll be back in an hour or so.

Thank you so much in advance
You are wonderful

That's a lot of iron.

Delicious

Pudge gut Shane makes my heart flutter

fucking shit thread

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Thats right sam clean up the fish I threw on the floor

I don't mind this.

Need more of this for sure

What's with all the fucking spoiler tags?

are you on the rag user

Ignore Shaneposters
Post Farms

Just started making it a little comfier.
Any tips?

Ok. Here's my farm as it is now.

I think my winter project is to move the bee farm to east 2 squares and up 1 and plant some trees between it and the slime hutch.

The bee stuff used to be centered in that area, but I moved it to the west so I'd have more space to plant grass for the animals, but now I regret it since it looks too clustered. Might try a different bee design. Not sure.

Pretty comfy yo. Plant some maple or fruit trees by the shrine, move one of the silos to the barn, and give your pupper more shade. How about moving your barn down so it's across the path from the coop? You can use the area above it for an orchard.

Having the bees in the area just north, along that strip of path, would be nice. Or were you planning that space for an orchard? Your greenhouse is looking pretty overgrown with all those pines. I really like your shed arrangement and that flower bed!

>CAPCHA: 'DRIVE FARM'
meta

I like the bee farm, user. Overall, your farm is looking pretty comfy. I'm enjoying the wilderness map myself.

I wish people would say stuff when you try giving them these shorts.

About to start a new save for 1.1
Are there any recommended farm maps? Thinking of going wilderness for now
Are there any mods that have popped up that can be considered as must-haves or just makes the game a lot more comfier in general?

Forest or wilderness for max comfy.
Other than portrait mods I would recommend Get Dressed.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/331/?

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Area to the north of the fence is the animal grazing area, usually covered in tall grass. I'll keep tinkering with the design over the winter.

I tried the wilderness map but got annoyed with the slimes and golems since I tend to arrive late. Love the layout though.

Love turning that room into a museum/trophy room.

Also realized that Haley is the only one who hates prism shards, so she's not looking at it because she likes it, it's because she's pondering how to smash it.

Oh nice, user. I just got mine, too.

I am going to turn the children into doves

they are useless shits

I'm curious if you can get rid of your kids whilst still married and if your spouse says anything about it.

I also regret having children.

I am going to attempt it

Please report back with details good user

I need to stop fishing on days the spirits are assholes. When they're in a good mood, you get the best loot.

Daily Reminder that every Friday you shall remain silent in devotion to Yoba.

Bump

fuck Yoba

And may Yoba bless you.

Abby.

That broken trident was a good weapon to me for a bit

Last bump

does beer make your cum taste worse?

Probably gonna change crop layout after winter, I wonder if the "No soil decay" mod makes fertilizer stay trough winter

Better, you pleb.

mm, I don't know. You seem biased.

I've been enjoying my farm buildings recolor from this mod
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/198

It's not a bias, beer is a nectar that can make everything better.

I would swallow Shane's beery cum

I would too but it would taste terrible.

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Still, every goddamn drop

Reminder that Maru is the superior wife and so the best girl in Stardew Valley based on absolutely objective truths:

Optimistic
Sweet
Intelligent
Not shallow
Can adapt
Not a spoiled emo brat
Independent
Talented
Loyal
Respects her parents
Loves her brother despite everything
Has dreams but knows her limits and accepts failure
Immune to her dad's autism
Has created a sentient being (which makes her a literal life-giving goddess)
Her insight on the vastness and voidness of the universe doesn't give her an existential crysis
Not demanding
Delicious brown
Glasses
Kinky in bed
Best butt
Widest hips
Thicc
Easy to please
Nurse
Likes stealthy standing sex while Harvey is visiting patients
Anal queen
Can orgasm from french kissing
Squirts the most
Exhibitionism fetish
Builds custom made sex toys for you and her
Looks best when pregnant
Gives the children with the best genetics
Breeding machine
Knows how to rise children
Absolutely loves you and so she will forever

This is what happens if you go to skull cavern without pickaxe.

>going to a mine without pickaxe.

I give it to Clint, then forgot that i give it to Clint. Also, serpent saves the day.

I kinda wished there was more flirty lines for 8+ singles. Sebastian has quite a bit but the others are pretty eh

Pretty much. There are some parts that need new lines.

Is there a mod to change the flooring/wallpaper in your spouses room? This is driving me crazy/

rip this persons monster designs.

a hell of a lot better than the tumblr mod we were talking about last thread

Oh yeah, these are pretty decent, just the person disappeared months ago and it's sad they won't most likely be making more.

Pretty sure there's a few on the nexus and on the forums. Look around in the Mods/Misc section of both.

I especially liked Demon!Seb, though I'm not a huge fan of Orc!Alex.
Dunno what I'd make him though.

It's a tough one, cause the whole orc/ogre thing does work with him. And not many things I could think of that would fit him well either, other then maybe cyclops and have Penny+Pam be Harpies? I don't know. And yeah, I can feel the e d g e flowing from demon Seb, but it works with him hahah.

Nah, ogre is perfect.

I remember there being some alternative designs for the monster versions, though these are definitely the best ones around.

community.playstarbound.com/resources/spouse-rooms-some-redesigned-for-default-and-non-default.3675/

>Orc Alex
Ok I will admit, that idea is fantastic and if it were implemented a little better I would be all over it.

Bump.

Enjoying the bachelor vincent mod?

vincent's too retarded.

I would get drunk off Shane's cum.

Cum picks up the flavor of whatever the guy eats.

t. My ass

What happens if you build over a hardwood stump in forest map?

They just don't respawn until you move whatever you put over where they spawn.

bump

what about the logs

god damn and i thought /smtg/ is the gayest general

That's mostly true actually, that is to say that if a guy eats
>alcohol
>meat of any kind
>garlic or onion
>hot spices like cayenne, red pepper, paprika, etc
>a healthy amount of sodium
>cheese, milk or any other kind of dairy like ice cream or yogurt
>leafy greens like broccoli or kale
Then his cum will be extremely bitter and taste like battery acid. The only way to make it taste even remotely palatable is to be a vegan with a sodium deficiency who survives purely off pineapple and banana.
Even a single cheeseburger eaten two weeks ago is enough to make your cum vile, and if you're eating a healthy amount of salt then your cum is going to taste like the dead sea.

i've always wanted to eat my cum but after i orgasm i lose all desire to do so and it just feels disgusting so i wipe my hand and then regret it when i get horny again

Harvest Moon(an its clones) was always a girl game, user.
Don't be so surprised at the amount of rabid fujos and fags in here.

RF is nothing but an outlier