/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

Russischer Koloss edition

Clans:

EU:
NOPAN (elite/alive)
eu.wargaming.net/clans/wot/500136066/
NOFUN (casual/ded)
eu.wargaming.net/clans/wot/500011239/

NA:
GOYIM
na.wargaming.net/clans/wot/1000022908/

FAQ:
>Where do I look up tanks?
tanks.gg
>How can I find people to platoon with?
get out normie
>How can I accurately measure my e-penis?
wotlabs.net
dpgwhores.com

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a.pomf.cat/brtuij.MP4
worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000401/team/1000153848/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Oh, look, it's that kind of team again.

Get rid of the dead tag desu, one clan is competitive and active one is casual. Not a better way to put it.

third for newly weds

>Told t67 is nice
>crew is barely 75% but I'll manage
>first match
>ammo racked first time I get hit, lights camping I don't even know who shot me
>second match tracked immediately
>third match is a corridor and I'm the lowest tier
>fourth also
>fifth I get shot by arty

I get it that I shouldn't even get hit in the first place, but in every single match I try to camp somewhere either scouts decide to do the same, or I sit and watch in horror as our other flank gets destroyed slowly.

I bet that mustache will tickle when he sucks him off.

Why can't I quit this game?

>start wot
>idles in the background for 6 hours
>play one battle
>idles in the background for 6 hours
>close wot

Has the KV-2 become obsolete now that we have nip heavies? Are they worth getting into?

Not dead, just resting.

If you're going to shitpost, at least censor all of your names, Olikia.
Typical NOFUN retard :^)

I like playing the KV-2 a lot more than the O-I.

The KV-2 has

-better acceleration
-better top speed
-better power/weight (?)
-better HE pen
-smaller silhouette
-better traverse speeds

The OI just has better aiming stats (mostly because it's so slow) and armor that mostly only works VS retards.

>hey Pierre.
>yes Loui?
>remember that new tank I'm designing?
>the one without any armor and the big engine?
>yes, I've finally figured out a safe spot for up to 90 grenades.
>can the loader reach them?
>yes and they even offer additional protection for the crew!

Whoops, well I did it because while I don;t care I know some people do.

KV-2 > IO
the IO is much bigger and even slower, the armor cant make up for this because it only works against retards and it doesnt effect arty anyway

>O-I has 40 metres more viewrange than the KV-2
Wew.

redsalt is the one that posted that
he's the only person in the platoon that is dead

Hey there, /wotg/. Have a free bump.

With love,
/wtg/

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Did you enjoy the 100 years mode?

it was alright, it was no chaffee races however

chaffee races needs to be a permanent feature

It was okay.

a.pomf.cat/brtuij.MP4

not really, i only played it once
chaffee racing more fun and there were no real rewards for playing it
i probably keep the crew tho

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Bumblebunny hmu

I do that.

You aren't bad gurnkun

>naruto scrub
Wew lad. I thought NOPAN was supposed to be ELITE.

Proofs

i didnt join nopan
i just joined their discord for tournaments and became an honorary member because dolon is a nice guy

why dont you play tournaments with your alive clan?

im down if you hit me up
it just didnt occur to me to ask cause im too self absorbed

I can't believe that this is real. What the fuck.

2 dysfunctional members of society fall in love, not surprising I guess.

I'm not surprised by how dysfunctional people are anymore. One of my cousins ended up marrying some 45 year old women who wasn't even that good looking after only dating her for only 4 months

He also was only 24. He also wasn't very bad looking. The lady also had 5 kids already and lived in the most dilapidated house I've ever seen. And they plan on having more kids

I don't even know how something like that happens

Maybe she was a good fuck

But, not long ago, we all joked about him how he would sodomize her and all that. Now it has become reality

He married a well off milf? obviously married for the money though, who wouldn't :) the house doesn't really show off her wealth I bet, some people just live in shitholes because they are lazy

I'm pretty sure Rita is just afraid she'll get deported once brexit is complete.

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Can this actually happen?

She'd easily be able to get citizenship in the next 2 years, but then again getting married to a Brit will speed it up

>beta numale having to put up with the damaged goods
not surprising Tbh
feels pretty sweet to be an omega male

Probably not, as long as she's paying tax dollars the government would see her as an asset.
Plus lots of British expats in Portugal I bet, so they'll wanna keep a good relationship.

>She'd easily be able to get citizenship in the next 2 years
Dunno, the bong gov website says:
>you must usually have:
>lived in the UK for at least the 5 years before the date of your application
>spent no more than 450 days outside the UK during those 5 years

Wouldn't the 5 year clause already fuck her over?

>as long as she's paying tax dollars
Do you have to pay taxes on twitch donations in the UK?

Lmao is this real, fucking cuck with a cuck beard and cuck haircut

I'd assume so, USA got aware of the tax revenue possibilities for online content creators so I bet Europe has become aware of it too.
Self employed so will get tax rebates in Britain anyway.

Surprised about that citizenship stuff, but then I wouldn't need to know. She'll get citizenship through marriage I think anyway.

And a cuck baby

its photoshopped
its more telling about the people who make such images or post them, but why am i even telling you that
>cuck cuck cuck

Are you a cuck buddy? Calm down

cuck.

t. virgem

>being this butthurt
another threesome with jammal and your best friend i guess

what a disgusting world, I hope that's only a pasta

>mfw

>Assam a cutest tea grille

unicum platoon winning all their games

literally unstoppable

>want to have fun
>bottom tier 14/19 games
>top tier 2/19 games

Play tanks that do well bottom tier.

Stop playing bad tanks. WG put them in so even the retards can deal some damage to someone.

that weird autoloader with one shot on the Stuart feels awful

D U C E ?

C A L L E

aka play premium matchmaking tanks

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I really hope so. But knowing how many things posted on Veeky Forums actually turn out not to be true I wouldn't be surprised if its just someone fishing for (You)'s

>feels

do people use the stock with it?

>tfw you can't even ping google's servers in a reasonable amount of time

>Bishop
>Rolling towards a flank
>It either disintegrates or swallows the opposition whole before I get in range

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that impotent KV, lmao

>Everytime I log into GOYIM it is empty.

Help

NA isn't dead, it's just sleeping.

It waits for its inner circle to come home and lead it out of the dark ages

I miss them.
I want to have fun again!!

I wish someone would just make a tournament team and post it here
I want to play in one

M..maybe there will be more players on the weekend?

play in this one to get your feet wet, I'll look for one that doesn't look too bad and make a team for it.

~mongoose

Retraining my KV-2 cause I fell for the BiA meme.

What get?

Repairs and jack for first?

worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000401/team/1000153848/

password yo

password is "wotg"

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ded

it doesn't feel it is

Every general is dead

Every game is dead

who /aceadmiral/ here?

its too early to die yet

Who hacking here?

I had someone from a clan I used to be in accuse me of hacking

Can't believe I rage sold this tank the first time through. Love this fucking thing

without question that tank is so good, fast as a medium, big gun, superb pen, fast reload, upper casement that is nigh impervious, 2k+ average damage per game

Why did you leave GOYIM?

EU here, just curious

Felt like trying a clan that actually does clan stuff, I'm having fun with the clan activities I've done so far. Its not like I can't plat with the GOYIM boys still

na ought to make a nopan-style clan

FUCK YOU I WANT TO READ YOUR STUPID ARTICLES

I don't think there are more than 10 people on NA that would join a CW/tournament clan

Maybe jingles is good in bed.

He looks like 99% of men in my local kink scene, so there could be something interesting going on there too.

morning lads, back on the grind

>NOPAN