>first time bothering with chalice dungeons since release >figure the early ones will be piss >tiny little lady spawning fireballs >one-shot me at level 90 >mfw
NANI.
Nicholas Thompson
Were you standing in an oil pool?
Joshua Brown
No. I even checked that when I came back. No oil. I might've been hit by a molotov at the same time, I'm not sure. I just saw a lot of fire and then I blew the fuck up.
Isaiah Bell
She sometimes casts two fireballs in quick succession, that might have been it.
Aiden Lopez
PSN fucked for anybody else?
Juan Gomez
reminded a little of my own Bloodborne inspired concept(will probably end up using it for a Tabletop RPG campaign some day);
Bloodborne meets a late 20's to early 40's New York City expy meets Pulp/Noir/Weird Fiction of the era(including some aspects of Golden Age Superhero fiction, albeit more as a background detail), mixed with a heaping helping of various D&D concepts, resulting in the City of Ravencastle(see attached map, although some of the names on the map will be changed since it's explicitly not going to be Earth)
Jonathan Bailey
It's maintenance related to the PS4 patch, pham
Bentley Hernandez
How much longer?
Thomas Miller
No idea, might could check PSNs twitter or something
Aiden Scott
>Make an Arcane Build >Walk into Amygdala's boss room >Instantly 3 shot him before he can even attack with executioner's gloves first time playing
Aaron Hughes
I'm surprised people say Arcane is shit early in the game. All you need is a Fire Saw Spear and pump Vit & Arc as you burn though the game.
Tyler Russell
...
Jordan Thomas
>keep getting one-shot by club-undead giant
Fuck doing this shit at low level.
Connor Morales
Its because people are too shit to beat the depth 1 chalice after BSB for their fire gem
I'm not kidding. Fags here have complained about it
Bentley Martinez
>Noir I'm interested. Maybe there my character would be more fitting instead of acting like a detective in Yharnam.
Dylan Hill
I'll type up and share some more details about the setting later(right now sleep is beckoning)
Caleb Price
IS IT HIM?
Juan Collins
I can wait.
Adam Wood
>arcane build >first time playing
Elijah Butler
Its not
I don't think our Noseman got made in Ds3 at all from what I remember hearing
Austin Powell
I'm confused. I killed Amelia, but none of the night-time triggers are happening. I can't talk to Patches, there's no Mad Men spawning in Hemwick.
What's going on?
Evan Fisher
did you interact with the skull on the altar?
Jace Myers
Yes. I even entered the Forbidden Woods once.
Easton Campbell
Glitch or what said.
Angel Hughes
Can the Loch Shield defend against A Call Beyond? It might make things easier agains Micolash.
William Sullivan
Arc mustard face
It can be pretty damn difficult before you get the gems
Nolan Diaz
For whatever reason, it didn't work until I hard-reset the PS4. Fucking From games.
Jonathan Hughes
Is hotdog generally considered a tough boss or should I feel bad for getting bitchslapped several times just now?
Easton Lee
If it's the Cursed one, don't feel too bad. He has some nasty hitboxes sometimes.
Connor Sanchez
>chalice Rom
This fight can fuck right the fuck off.
Jack Long
It was actually the first one... I was using +3 Tonitrus until I got fed up and removed the fire gems from my Saw Spear. After that the only problem was the bullshit one-shot leap attack
Oliver Rivera
It's easier once you realize that its head isn't as tough as Moonside Lake Rom's, and if you hide behind the pillars the meteors can't hit you.
Elijah Long
>tiny >he doesn't know
Aaron Perry
Honestly, that's not my issue. The issue is that I look away for a split second and get one-shot by the fucking kamikaze spiders.
John Garcia
kek do the long legged potatoes cast magic balls instead of fireballs?
Jack Bennett
Anyone have the Maria whirligig saw L2 bullying webm?
Or just Maria bullying in general
Levi Diaz
Both versions can cast both types of magic. The main difference is that the ones with exposed legs can cast an AoE that buffs all the surrounding zombies giving them a red aura.
Nathaniel Stewart
Why did you post Lori Loud?
Robert Roberts
I have been meaning to ask why you guys seem to be fond of bullying Maria.
Caleb Cruz
They can't beat her on their own.
Josiah Peterson
They want some DLC weapon such as Kos Parasite or Bloodletter but their blood levels are too low to beat the bosses.
Camden Peterson
The fight is too hard for them so they joke about how "O LEL THE FIGHTS SO EASY MIGHT AS WELL SALMON TWO GAIZ TO MAKE IT END IN 10 SEXONDS""
Colton Butler
Revenge for her kicking their asses 1on1.
Isaac Miller
Why do people shit on the rakuyo so much? The moveset is fun for PvE but it's total shit in PvP unless you have someone who literally won't dodge out of an R1 chain.
Lincoln Sanders
Spin
Zachary Howard
you suck at it the rakuyo r1 spam and spin have gigantic hitboxes that come out fast enough to effortlessly catch backdashing out of the r1 chain
Charles Harris
You can get hit by that?
Jeremiah Thomas
>but it's total shit in PvP
It's literally the best weapon in the game for PvP.
Jayden Rogers
Yes, even if you don't actually get it by it.
Lucas Mitchell
I've been gone a while, how many of you nerds watch Loud House exactly?
Ryder Carter
none
Lucas Perez
I believe you.
Either way, I need to get back in the game soon. Last left off at the choir.
Camden Gonzalez
>le she's so hard the boys are buttblasted meme
She's an incredibly uninspired character with badly forced relevance to the plot, she comes off as someone's pet project and/or waifu material they got into the game and she's laughably edgy in a game that rides the line very well. People like to bully her with Whirli L2s because it invalidates her super duper cool and tough edgelord persona From tried to push for.
But the waifufags actually think every single bully meme is a greasy neckbeard crying over his lost 60k blood echoes.
Parker Wilson
Found the shitty player.
You can dodge behind all of her attacks user.
Brody Smith
>people ask for co-op because they want to demonstrate something to a fictional character
Eli Martinez
>autists actually believe this
git gud
Wyatt Peterson
Okay then. >People like to bully her with Whirli L2s because it invalidates her super duper cool and tough edgelord persona From tried to push for. May I make one simple suggestion? m.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY
Hudson Sanders
>mfw defeated Lady maria first time without whirligig meme
Holy shit faggots. I also defeated kos parasite with transformed ludwuig's holy blade. Wasn't even that hard.
Fucking faggots who can't play against slightly faster opponents
Angel Torres
...
Jonathan Thomas
There it is!
Found the waifufags. Do the bully memes truly make you this upset? People like making fun of an edgelord, it's just how it is, guys.
Anthony Brown
orphan of kosm* whatever
Jason Martin
>implying anyone needs the whirli to beat muhria
Nigga it's just fun
Andrew Taylor
It's funny because you can't hide how ass blasted you are because of Maria.
Tell me user, how many times did she rape you before you found out about whirligig meme??? Was she mean? Didn't you save after fighting the living failures?
You are a living failure user. Just like them. And that's why mari
Juan Gutierrez
...user?
Anthony Kelly
>And that's why mari Did you die or something?
Juan Foster
If she was our waifu we wouldn't have such little difficulty kicking her shit in.
Dominic Miller
>calls me ass blasted >is this defensive over someone making fun of a fictional character for being shit
I never mentioned her fight, boyo, just her character.
Jeremiah Bell
>all these randoms with downscaled password summons
Do these people have friends or something?
Isaac Hall
>bestplayerinthisgeneral.jpg
Nathaniel Hernandez
Funny, because the entire meme centers on the fight and has nothing to do with her character
Liam Diaz
>it's a chalice rom in a tiny room episode
Kevin Flores
user, he's dead. Have some respect you butt-blasted lady maria boytoy.
Isaiah Richardson
How tiny?
Levi Murphy
>has nothing to do with her character
Are
Are you for real?
Jordan Davis
Nice try, friend
Luis Price
Try using a tampon to stop the bleeding.
Kevin Ortiz
Enough to make a man sick
Gabriel Thompson
Jesus dude. The joke started because her AI (eg. the FIGHT) can't react to more than one target and she ends up spinning in circles and getting stunlocked into oblivion.
Stop trying so hard to defend your waifu. Your new is showing.
Cameron Nelson
Heads up guys I'm getting constant invasions outside Ludwig's. So far only one host has bitched off to the fog.
Jaxon Torres
Oh God you are serious, aren't you?
>your waifu >new
Nice projecting. I'm not defending shit, but you people seem to miss like a good half of the meme's meaning.
Xavier Ward
neat
Luis Collins
>seem to miss like a good half of the meme's meaning Nice projecting.
Lemme guess: you were just """pretending""" to be retarded?
David Campbell
why a saw spear? would it work with any other weapon?
Cooper Rogers
I dunno, were you?
Justin Davis
Saw Spear is OP as hell.
Jason Moore
>would it work with any other weapon? Yes, but it works particularly well with Saw Spear and Cleaver.
Parker King
>I know you are but what am I Scathing.
Jayden Murphy
How did they remove her pants without removing her boots first?
Grayson Mitchell
Yeah because 'lol were u pretending to be retarded' is such a great argument in the first place.
Aaron Hill
why? is it because those two weapons are fast?
Anthony Garcia
I ain't a waifufag. Just a guy wanting to know why she has so many people bothered.
Leo Martin
Dude, you lost. Just accept it and calm the fuck down.
Cooper Sullivan
If I lost you wouldn't continue defending this character so hard.
Juan Butler
>fast >huge phantom range >good damage >serrated bonus makes them supereffective on beast >stunlocks for days >great transform attacks Saws are just too good.
Carter Perry
I'm sure some Mariafags go by pic related.
Adam Kelly
Nobody was even discussing the character besides you. Are you totally illiterate?
Jose Williams
Is this kino?
Samuel Bailey
I have always, always known back since people had huge arguments about Maria that the bully meme existed because of her character. It's half her character and her AI that make the meme, why are you denying her character has nothing to do with it? Either you've just never heard that part or you're defending her for some weird reason.