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>What's new?

Hallow's End, and a new skin showcase:
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20326736/hallows-end-is-here-10-24-2016

youtube.com/watch?v=r7SyfZ2SDxU

>Latest patch notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20324866/heroes-of-the-storm-balance-update-october-25-2016-10-25-2016

>Where do I find you Murky-loving faggots?
/join Veeky Forums

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked. It's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en
General News: heroesnexus.com
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

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First for "Izzat a fraug inna buhbuw?"

Fucking MVP Black destroying boypussies left and right, RIGHT NOW:

>>twitch tv/blizzheroes

Current support tier list:
Rehgar > malfurion > lili > brightwing > auriel > monk > morales > uther > tyrande > tassadar

>furry orc i still ahead of bestwing and Li Li
reee

>rehgar

>reghar

you're kinda late to the party kid.

Our prayers have been answered!

Think the key to win against MVP Black is to draft Alarak and force him into a Thrall ideally.

She just got drafted by MVP user. Do you feel good now? Good, this is something Maiev fag will NEVER EVER FEEL.

Because she'll never be in the game. Sorry.

(reghar)
bw is #1 by far
let's just write (you) putting reghar first off to (you)r mental illness

Brightwing will save our girl when she gets in danger!

malf is better unless its a yuge map

>Rich on Alarak.

Game over. Wrap it up.

At least Maievfag has HS...

time to take a cold shower after that one boys

who the fuck invited the huehuemancers to this tournament?

They won a tournament.

Maiev NEVER EVER
Doesn't fit as an alt hero to any class.
No Maiev card because fuck that faggot

She's supposedly going to be the alt rogue (I know it sounds retarded).

>BIG FAT PLATE ARMOR
>she's a rogue guize, look fan of knives !!!
Yeah, about as retarded as that zit on my ass.

>a hero with huge armor and no stealth is going to be the alt rogue

blizz logic

amerilards about to get slaughtered

I think they should let them get Illidan. Make it quick and painless.

Think Alarak is more dangeroues than Illidan.

Alarak didn't win them the game in 7 minutes.

I'd agree if it wasn't Rich. Rich's Illidan is insane. He does shit with him, you think wouldn't be possible.

please explain why reghar is #1
also, why lili above BW?
the kindof make sence

>please explain why reghar is #1
I'm actually from the past.

GUL'DANK GETTING PICKED

>Gul'dan picked.
>But it's vs MVP Black.

Fuck.

Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky Forums_who_has_accurately_leaked/

reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

WW@

I created a rainbow dash account just to post leaks on reddit and trigger you.

>Gul'dan Q build.

What? I guess they do have a lot of dive.

>pursuit of flame

>shitters watching tournaments
at least link them

it's almost as if the second post in the thread does so

it literally doesn't
i don't see a working link in there

how new are you

Why would you watch someone play a game? The only person I watch is my boyfriend...

It's almost like a dot is supposed to be in that link somewhere. But where ever will it go. It is a mystery.

Whatever helps you cope, ponyfucker.

Keep doing what you're doing.

sanct is such a good fucking ult in competitive

It's almost like you can't link to Twitch streams on Veeky Forums

>Picking Illidan when your from NA.

If that was Alarak, or any other melee hero team fights would have went a lot better.

you are not wrong

>chinks completely destroying amerifats
what a shocker

TRASH PICK. TRASH HERO.

Literally USELESS.

One could say it ruined the team.

i guess you could say he fel short

>they can't even afford proper 720p cameras anymore
This is sad.

When are we getting real games? I want to see a proper teamfight.

...

Friendly reminder to press F to pay Respects:
youtube.com/watch?v=MnSpispAP0M

everything is better in competitive because people actually cooperate. that's why brightwing is so good when people abuse the free heals heavily.

uther is pretty trash too. 1 second won't save guldan against team focus. like they think they are just playing duo queue. shit drafting.

re-watch the Korean finals lol

Blizzcon. Sorry, teamfights don't happen if it's not the same race. One will always slaughter the other.
Europs will murder amerifats, koreans will just shit on whites etc. Law of the wild.

>stomp #2 coming up
really makes you hyped...

My husbando has the best ulti in the game.

>still no Magni sale

Gee Illidan, you mom let you have TWO Skulls of Gul'dan?

Third one, actually.

Why is Tyrande such a slut?

She's 10,000 years old and still hot as hell

When and where did he get the second one?

he didn;t

10000 years old and still no children.
I daresay she's as barren as maggot-ridden Sylvanas. Her womb is a mess, any semen spent on her is just wasted. Might as well wank on the ground.

Will we see Lunara at Blizzcon?

I enjoy playing her way more than Valla

>Might as well wank on the ground.
Can I lick it off the ground after you're done?

Sorry, I'm a girl, you can't. But if you ask nicely, you can buy me some heroes. No bundles, I'm not cheap!

She ruined her womb by letting sabers mount her. Those barbed cocks did quite the bit of damage but she loved it.

Yes. She's already been played.

HOLY SHIT THE KOREANS GOING GUL'DANK

AND THEY'RE EVEN GOING MORALES

>10000 years old and still no children.
Becuase her husband wasn't ther eto fuck her user.

MVP picks Gul'dan

who is that cute semen demon in the middle?

Sent ;)

His body was. Either the guy's shooting blanks
He's a fucking antler-bear-moose-druid juiced up on that emerald dream magic, that guy is sprucing fertility all over his body, or Tyrande did not once ride that comatose cock, in which case she's a bad wife.

>dehaka

It's me.

DE
HA
KA

>malfurion having sex with ysera in the emerald dream while tyrande rides his cock in the phisical world
Truly the luckiest warcraft character

Wew

Was pretty sure he wouldn't be picked at all outside of the off Warhead Junction match.

Morales and Gul'dan is a god tier combo. With Gul'dan's sustain and Medic healing. He can just stand their and spam his abilities.

I don't know why he's gettting picked on a 2 lane map

He's really good on Warhead Junction, agreed

Dehaka's only problem is he doesn't hit a power spike like all other heroes. He has a good base kit and his talents are all just meh.

>American's take Pursuit of Flame
>Korea takes Corruption.

I disagree, he gets very strong at 13. Problem is his 16 is so weak.
But then I don't play him like pros do with the waveclear but instead with enhanced agility on 1.

His main problem is that his teamfight sucks and he's best in chaotic teamfights. Not the disciplined organized fights we see in pro play.

helps tyrande solo heal some. not much else.

He's very strong against Chen and fairly good against Medic and Gul'dan.

>dehaka jacking off at bot lane

jesus christ

>Some guy let Samuro get through first ban
>Pick Dehaka and proceed to make Samuro's life hell

Seriously between symbiosis procing off of clones and enhanced agility letting me just run him down while he windwalks the guy was locked out and got 1 kill all game

Compared to other players, his late talents are way worse. His best talent is the lvl 7 that makes the aoe up a lot more often. Other people hit huge power spikes, all he gets is a shitty relentless or a small burst of speed.

>no music
why tho

braxis has awful awful music

>Beast'dan.

damn shame too, braxis has okay music
it's no dragon shire or cursed hollow but it's still alright

She isn't southern american you know

THE CHEN BODYBLOCKS

Dat Medivac BM