/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

*pegging

BELIEVE IN THE CHIE

Just marry her already you piece of shit Fuck Rin, shes a stuck up whore.

Cheieri is a beautiful young girl practically kn her hands and knees begging you to be with her and youre just ignoring her.

Get a grip, get a divorce and get with chieri you stupid UGLY son of a bitch so this faggot can stop posting already god damn fuck you, i hate you so much.

I wish i could marry ranko.

be my tachibana

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29914105

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I get excited more and more when I think about the possibilities Deresute can bring now that they're doing CG units for events.

Every now and then until Dark Illuminate song/event.

>November 8th: Mio Honda Jersey scale
And why the fuck is this like this? That's a figma. A figma is not a scale. To what agenda necessitated this change anyway when it was fine without the product clarification before?

Don't call my wife a whore ya cunt.

Anyone know what song this is? I have it titled 'My Sound' however projectimas and google/bing bring up no results.
a.pomf.cat/ckxncz.mp3

Sexual pats for Ranko

It didn't say figma before, actually. I didn't realize.
I'll fix it next OP. Sorry.

Ranko please don't reply to this stuff.

Don't know if you realized, but the OP is an idiot.

How about you stop making OPs because this isn't the first one you've fucked up tremendously. If you have no fucking clue don't touch it.

Can you not just crosscheck the lyrics with known songs?

Apart from the shirt, iPhone cover, and figma, what other errors are in the OP? Please point them out so that I may correct them.

Are you serious? Are you for real?

Boob kisses for the book idol.

>30 posts per thread at least dedicated to bitching about either the current OP or the last OP even though nobody in their right mind actually gives a fuck about it
My favorite episode of The Whine Show.

Those boobs are too big for any age.

You mean Whinge.

My song.

No need to be so obstructive.

>How about you stop making OPs because this isn't the first one you've fucked up tremendously
Pretty much this. Guy fucks up a lot and still tries his hardest to beat other people to making OPs and shitpost when he gets called out.

>Guy fucks up a lot and still tries his hardest
Sounds a lot like my life

>nobody
Speak for yourself for caring enough to throw your input in, and shut the fuck up, Donny.

Nerds gonna nerd.
Gives em illusion their opinion is helping something in this cold, uncaring world.

this is why /@/ shouldn''t have nice things.

>A Big Lebowski reference in the year of Hijiri 2016
Time for your medicine, grandpa.

Best part is also whenever it comes to misusing word "shitposting".

You too for knowing where it comes from, hag.

So, no further corrections, then?

Alrighty. I'll change the "scale" entry to "figma" for the November 8th Mio entry. I only added it 'cuz all the other scales had scale on them, and I thought it looked weird for that one not to. It was an honest mistake, and I will make sure to correct it next thread.

Now then, back to on-topic discussion, rather than this thread being consumed by meta. That's what those angry nerds want. You should never give in to angry nerds. You should only ever give in to booknerds and gamenerds and fucknerds.

Fuck off op

Speaking of which, what kind of nerd idol is your favorite?

I've never understand how an idol with such an unremarkable chest became a boob idol, when her yuri fan art partner is canonically quite a bit bigger (same bust measurement as Airi and only a centimetre taller) but gets depicted as much smaller.

Next you're going to say it's all one guy right?

Stop making OPs you stupid piece of shit.

There's no age limit for being cultured, but there is one for dated references. Grandpa.

I'm going to mix fruity sweet rum in the l@li's juice and watch them get gradually drunk without realizing it.

>'cuz
You know you don't have to use slang in your typing, right? Also why are you trying to police the thread?

The perfect for hair rufflings and marriage type.

The one you posted.

Because Fumika is big for her age.
And because fanartists love and lust for booknerds.

That's what this guy says: Just wait, you'll be called out for "policing" in no time.

84 really isn't anything special for a 19 year old idol.

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This is on-topic discussion and will be defended as "important to /@/" by Self Righteous user. Keep up the good work.

The thread only turned out that way because you posted it on page 7 then fucked up the OP on top of it. I agree with just fucking stop.

Too late.
Also, the irony in telling someone not to use slang, and them immediately accusing them of policing is so thick I can taste it.

But no matter. Can't pay attention to those fools. Derailing the thread into meta is their goal. Best just ignore them, y'know?

It's more important to me than your meta bitching.

Are you really this retarded?

Indeed. Back to nerds.

Which is why you should ignore the meta and talk about getting idols drunk.

What a nasty cat

Wanna mate her.

So tonight is the new gatcha for SS?

Just make sure you don't abuse reports like you normally do.

Having a sweaty, drunken one night stand followed by an awkward morning after with Sanae!

It ain't about the numbers.
It's about the feel. The emotion. Seeing a quiet, shy nerd contrasted with a 10/10 body, stirs up powerful feelings deep within a man. The desire to expose. The desire to corrupt.

That's why girls like Ranko and Fumika are depicted as being big, even though it doesn't match the numbers. Because nerds and dorks and shy girls need to be ruined for marriage ASAP.

FUTAmi twins

No. a day and some change from now.

You can't handle them, user.

>with a 10/10 body
I have seen better.

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Remember when MLfags would derail the threads by posting anti-CG posts

She has nowhere near a 10/10 body.

Sanae is too fun, easy-going, and used to picking up random guys after nights out to be awkward the morning after.

>Ranko
>Fumika
>10/10 body
no

So you're not a hag, you're just a boy.

Fine, here's your new-age memetic shit. Happy now?

What about Lily?

Fumika sparks men's desires. Through eyes of lust, she rises to 10/10. Ranko is much the same way.

That's not how it works.

Reminder that Ranko and Fumika bring in the secondaries and it's babies first.

So, how much time do I have to rack up 10k points, again?

>Fumika sparks men's desires
Nope.
>Ranko is much the same way
I actually really like Ranko, but still, nope.

>Through eyes of lust, she rises to 10/10.
Nigger what
That's literally saying if I'm horny a 6/10 can instantly turn into a 10/10

Ask Executive Director Mishiro, she knows the answer.

But that is what happens.

>not realizing those /10 scores are subjective
>not realizing they change by mood and occasion

Why.

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Logic. Reason. Critical thinking. Rationality.
These are the enemies of a man's desire.

You may deny it. You may deny yourselves. But it is still the truth. When you are drunk with lust, even a 6/10 can be a 10/10. And dorknerds inspire such.

I hope so, because I typically can't help but feel awkward in that situation. I wouldn't regret it if it's Sanae, though.

You really need to stop doing this.

He is talking about her body though, her body doesn't change by mood and occasion. She isn't some kind of chameleon.

Nerds and dorks were a mistake.

So you just think every idol has a 10/10 body because you are horny?

>When you are drunk with lust, even a 6/10 can be a 10/10.
So literally everything is a 10/10 when you're horny? Every idol is a 10/10. I'm a 10/10. You're a 10/10.

He's talking about the score her body gets, if I'm not mistaken.

Chameleons don't change their body, though, just a camouflage of sorts.

Proof that Ranko attracts the worst kinds of Ps
Literally the containment idol

Okay, idols are Dittos then.

I can keep my logic and rationality just fine during sex if I want to.

I am, I don't know about you two.
And not every idol. Nao definitely isn't.