They should've made this with a cute pulse. IQ can't scan hearts, not even for a cutesy valentine's day card.
Unless you have a pacemaker I guess.
Leo Reyes
She'll never find it.
Adam Ortiz
What the fuck do you mean by this How does that screenshot in any way shape or form convey cuckoldry to you
It pisses me off to no end when people say some stupid catch phrase that has zero relation to the original joke or concept
Jeremiah Gonzalez
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Jayden Martinez
You missed 6th post.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________You cuck_____________________________________________________________________________________
Brody Carter
She's looking for Thatcher's pacemaker?
Sebastian Morris
Nah man she's looking for a guy that's taking selfies of his dick to send attached to a bunch of badly written sex texts.
Leo Nguyen
> Are you implying Capitao isn't useful? Because if you are you're a fucking retard.
Eli Wood
Ash is better
Jace Ramirez
Beat me to it
Lincoln Ross
Found it :3
Luis Gray
they do completely different things lol
Michael Green
So i'm trying ranked for the first time, how do the placement matches work? do I get put in matches with other unranked or am I just thrown into a random rank?
Camden Collins
You're in for a shitshow. You're gonna get thrown into games with random ranks.
Your best bet is to not do your placement matches alone. Do them with friends, or just hop on the teamspeak and do them with folks from here. If you solo queue, you run a higher risk of getting placed into bronze because of shitty circumstances/bad team chemistry
Thomas Hughes
>get in first match >castle >recruit >mute putting jammers on doorways in between the two bombs >people reinforcing between bombs AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I think i'll do just that
Zachary Baker
solo it and enjoy shitting on silvers its no fun playing at the higher ranks where you just get 1 shot and can't do anything about it due to netcode
Levi Martin
This guy is speaking the truth. I did my placement matches soloqueue and I got copper IV.
Jackson Cox
My condolences, user. Copper is lower than bronze, right? How are the games there? Is it true everyone just barricades everything and sits in objective room?
Aaron Rodriguez
>tfw solo queue all the way to gold >mfw
Joshua Lewis
People need to stop freaking the fuck out about reinforcing between bombs or kid's room.
Of fucking course you don't reinforce the whole thing. But it's perfectly valid and very advantageous to at least reinforce *one* section of the wall sometimes if you're gonna need to use that corner in particular as a safespot.
Like closet in House. Reinforcing the left section is a-okay, while leaving the right one wide open with an impact nade.
I've gotten shouted at by mouth breathers who think they're good at the game too many times for this, so I just figured I should throw it out there. If you see a random reinforcing certain spots like these, please politely remind them to not reinforce the whole thing, and do not team kill them.
This has been a PSA.
Logan Parker
>Played before >Wasn't good but was pretty okay >Play now after a break >Can't kill shit, get killed from the stupidest most bullshit angles that exist >Even more frustrating than when I was shit at first, because now in the back of my head I know I should be at least not shit
This fucking game is unplayable for me now, how do you get over this /r6g/.
Sebastian Turner
How do you guys not get fucking wrecked when using killholes? Everytime I try someone I can't see because of how small the hole is fucking blasts me through the wall.
How about actualy getting good instead of watching youtube videos?
Nicholas Collins
Have fun getting meme'd on in high tiers of ranked without knowing the meta
Connor Evans
>Pick Blackbeard >Win because every retard thinks hes hot shit peeking BB
Justin Ramirez
Just watch boogie-kuns videos for elite tactics
Eli Stewart
part of getting good is seeking out knowledge from people who know more than you
Austin Torres
This And they got good on their own, you gotta start somewhere
William Ortiz
Tactics that everyone else isnt doing works better.
Jacob Allen
Wew lad when did we start becoming contrarian central
There's literally nothing wrong from getting some advice from people that play pro-league.
Blake Smith
>And they got good on their own yeah cuz they didn't have videos of strats to learn from
Levi Long
pro league only works in pro league bruh
this isn't real life
Kayden Taylor
>playing Hostage on House >me and Fuze have last defender cornered in hostage room on first floor >Fuze runs upstairs and decides to try and use both of his cluster charges from the ceiling to flush out last guy >Puts first one a good distance away from hostage, it does nothing >dead teammates are telling him it's a really bad idea and he just got lucky >puts second charge right above the hostage and sets it off
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Nicholas Hall
Pro-league players don't have superpowers, bruh.
If they can execute a strat, you and your friends can, too. Of course it's not gonna be as refined, but even getting the general idea is a huge help. The worst thing a player can feel during a match is not knowing what they should be doing at a given time, and having even a vague semblance of a plan helps out with that a lot
Eli Ortiz
>tfw dream team is queing
Ethan Hill
No user, this is why you're dumb. Pro shit only works on pro and top league ams at best because you have a general idea of how they think. There is a chain of logic that you can follow.
You would know this if you were actually pro league.
When dummies are around you have to expect them to do anything because they don't follow logic or rules. Like in the FGC how a scrub won't fall for baits, won't respect spacing, will jump in all the time, and do random ass DPs.
Evan Bailey
A lot of play in the pro league is knowing your opponents.
Strats won't work as planned in Ranked/Casual when you play against random Wildcards everygame.
As soon as you recognize people you play with it might become really easy for you to predict their plays and what they like to do (peek spots,cam positions roamer/defender/ etc.)
Michael Murphy
There comes a point where it's physically impossible for a newbie wildcard to do anything unpredictable.
Take for example that hereford basement defense video above. There's literally no angle that a wildcard can just casually fuck up there, everything's covered if everyone is in their positions.
Christopher Johnson
This only works on stupidly small maps like House/Hereford and Plane, personaly i dislike these maps.
Luke Cox
moving_the_goal_posts.txt
Carson Green
you are right to a degree but knowing how to defend a site goes a long way
same goes with approaching an objective, finding roamers, setting up kill holes, etc...
Landon Anderson
Why doesn't ----Pro League---- play House?
Aiden Smith
They play Hereford and this strategy we're talking about is in Hereford, famicon. Just admit you're not always right
Tyler Gonzalez
>Just admit you're not always right
Never said I was, you haven't made a counter argument to my point and you still haven't proven you're right.
Lucas Cox
I have though, I provided a counterexample to your objection of "wildcards trump any sort of organized play".
So at the very least I made a case for a certain value in taking advice/basic strategies from proleague, while you guys just completely dismissed any value it could have.
Michael Bell
Are Pulse's markers visible to the team, or is he just useless without a mic?
Connor Rivera
useless without a mic as far as call outs.
Kevin Moore
Which kinds of panties would the female operators wear?
Jose Harris
Who cares, autismo As long as they accomplish the mission, that's all that matters to HQ.
Logan Gomez
>encouraging overwatch-waifu-tier bullshit why
Oliver Rivera
This, please calm down, I don't want thinga to go any further than me calling Twitch my cute French Fry/Frenchiefu
>Inb4 French girls are for bullying
Alexander Rodriguez
This is a stim shot for thread Thread is now stimmed
Reply to this post saying "Merci, Docteur"
Aaron Johnson
So I am learning new tech everyday and it only has been I think a few weeks ago that I noticed that people have been placing shields in front of windows to make them un-vaultable. Do you think this is "exploit" should be an intended feature? I mean all it takes is a nade, sledge, or ash to destroy it. So it is not that invincible.
you have to know where you want to be looking don't use it to sight see
Lucas Davis
>those fags getting all butthurt about Tachanka being called useless Can the drawfags make more art about how useless Tachanka is? then someone post it to reddit and watch the butthurt.
Lincoln Walker
It's that faggot Itshighblackbeard doing it again. He's been doing it for a long time now, also published our Drawfriend gallery and shit like that.
Nothing we can do about it, really. Just an unfunny ledditter that tries to play cool kid among normies because he visits that dank Veeky Forums place.
seems people enjoy it message the person who posted it and get some credit if you want
Liam Peterson
redditors are complete tools who will reupload anything they can get their dirtys mits on for upboats, so if you make some OC here then expect to see it up on reddit later. it's the circle of life.
Nolan Gray
Isn't the BR wrong anyways? He gets a pirate skin so that means he can be a pirate.
Asher Diaz
non canon
Landon Allen
>The ironic part is they always talk about "redditors" running jokes into the ground yet they get the same comments every fuckingtime. Wew lad.
Camden Roberts
But he's a BR meaning he had to pirate Rainbow Six Siege to even play it.
Benjamin Perez
>Japan doesn't even have an army >Gets specialists It's doubly insulting since this is suppose to be a tacticool operator game. Where's my Aussie and T*rk operators?
Educate yourself. Half of the fucking CTUs in this game aren't military, they're just specialized police units.
Hudson Rodriguez
How does that change the fact that countries like China, South Korea, Australia, Turkey, etc are all better known for their operator capabilities than Japan? This is weeb pandering, pur and simple.
Ayden Hernandez
keep cryin bitch nigga
Angel Phillips
Because Australia is a joke and always will be. Your proudest moment being in WW1. China is a bigger joke that just pretends to not be a joke. Turkey is a faggot joke that can't even deal with a coup on either side. South Korea is just a bunch of wannabe seals.
Jackson James
>thinks japan doesn't have an army >unironically wants roaches instead
neck yourself my man
Levi Roberts
t. dumb civi
Juan Jenkins
You sound mad that the NEET operator is going to be killing you with his katana soon.
Also go fuck yourself for suggesting turkey, blowing yourself up doesn't count as operating.
Easton Harris
They take a lot of things from us. I've seen some webm's posted there that are from here.
Benjamin Smith
t. Itshighblackbeard
Landon Martin
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Eli Rogers
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Ryan Miller
Let this be a reminder to always watermark any OC you make. Especially if anyone here is going to leak something about the new operators.
For the few images I've created, I hid 'FUCK OFF REDDIT' on them. It'll be fun to see it posted there if I somehow find out about it.
Jace Foster
>He actually wants roaches I'd rather have a second year with only American CTU's
Sebastian Miller
>Delta Force >MARSOC >24th STS >Ranger Recon I could dig it, would prefers some Aussies and Polacks, but still better than roaches.
Sebastian Rodriguez
>Low-level friend picks Fuze >Fuzes the hostage room >He gets two injures and hostage is fine
Austin Moore
If they ever choose another American CTU i really want Delta Force >HK-416 >M16A4 >M240 >M60 >Ithaca M37 (not in use anymore but who cares Frost has a fucking Sterling) >Walther MP >FN Scar MK 16 / MK 17 >FN MK 46 / MK 48 >Glock 18 / 19 >Uzi >M110