Box Cars

Are there bonus points awarded for looking like a shitbox you bolted a spoiler on in your mums garage?

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underrated post. Made me spit my Paso de los Toros.

/pol/ is leaking again

>I said bring me some orange juice not gas the Jews

that's not even a vintage car, faggot
more like /n/ is leaking

>Porsche
>average person thinks they are shit
LOL

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>turd gen and an unreliable Borscht with the engine in the wrong end
>not shitboxes

so much beauty

The average person wouldn't even assume a 924 would be a Porsche.

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every car itt is a shitbox and or riced shitbox

Anything old

Yeah everyone knows at 30 years old it doesn't count anymore.

>190 Evo is a shitbox

>Implying that the turd gen and the borshe aren't shitboxes to car people...
I'm going to guess you read what OP said wrong and not call you fucktarded.

obvious king of the road

literally a shitbox with a bodykit

>exterieur
A
FUCKING
LEAF

Why are no cars boxy anymore? Aerodynamics are not as important as looking cool.

it doesnt look cool

it looks like people have zero idea of design so they just grab a ruler and a pencil

not a much bigger fan of modern design. Car companies make the same SUV's and angry looking normal cars that blend to look more and more the same.

Thesis/Antithesis

and they end up with ur quattros and integrales... go choke on a dick

Yes, yes my penis getting hard...

both are ugly shitboxes

>something about "zero idea of design"...,.

This is my dream car, no other hatch comes close to it's brilliance. I can only imagine importing this to Canada would cost a fortune.

Evoluziones are €50k in Europe. For a rough one.

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R32

Except a Civic.

sucks that im a poorfag burger who'll never own one

Man, I can assure you: That thing looks and sounds phenomenal irl. Saw it about a month ago at some Italo-meeting.

I've read some of the reviews from when it was new, apparently the way it goes down a twisty is just as good as the looks and sounds.
Sounds almost like a 5 cylinder, definitely one of the best sounding factory i4s ever.
youtube.com/watch?v=jtlSeApabCw

>ew, that looks old

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I agree tbqh, I hate most aspects of modern car design

can you elaborate on that?

I think that it might have to do with how relatively extreme the boxy shape is, since today we see this medium between the jelly bean shapes of the pre-recession 00's and boxy 80s

E30 M3 makes my rock cock hard

1 generation too new user

Cant go wrong with a yugo...

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>dude stop drooling on that old corolla lmao

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T H I C C

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>kenrockwell.com

I want a Starlet so bad. There are three for sale around me right now, but I'm trying so hard not to buy one because I don't have anywhere to store it.

Needs a Ferrari/Lambo bodykit

I know that feel all too well bruh, them little bastards look like some serious good times
youtu.be/H9hX1pG9mr8?t=24s

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Go vape somewhere else, faggot

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Erudite 80s sports car for enthusiasts and club members, discrete shitbox for normies.

>"lol bro you drive an old Corolla?"

>pop-up delete

Black sheep of Porsche

Considering how 80s Mercs are literally everywhere, then yes, that totally deserves bonus points. No one would believe that thing effortlessly outmatches most modern casts.

Rancia Thema

This is pretty much all I want to do with them, too. I just want to build one up for rally cross up here in the PNW.

I'd love to find a 323 GTX as well for the same thing, but I don't have high hopes.

The transaxle cars are generally well respected amongst Porsche owners, actually. Or at least amongst those who are not purists that hate anything besides a 356 or a pre-966 aircooled 911, that is.

Still, if we are to call if a black sheep for being so underground and incognito for normies then fair enough for the 924 and the 944, but, if we're talking about being a black sheep for the virtue of sucking, the only Porsche that truly deserves that is the first gen Cayenne tbqh.

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They make for pretty cool serious builds too tho. I think getting rid of my w124 would make enough room for two of these...
youtu.be/gu6MaKWz5eY

I meant high hopes of ever finding a 323 GTX where I live.

I am exiting this thread, though, before I make poor decisions because of your videos and end up with a Starlet in my driveway by morning.

Goodnight.

Yeah I got that, I just meant starlet can be more than just a county rallycross series beater. And being a carperson is all about making bad decisions, just follow your heart user

>first gen Cayenne
That thing is awesome offroad, stop being such a cuck.

>pre cuck Swedish engineering
>engine bay has room to wrench
>muh galvanization
>muh rwd
>muh redblock
>muh boxy aesthetics

Looked like a shit box then, it's a a hyper shit box now.

>tfw no more Ford Cosworth's in the foreseeable future

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I miss my Chrysler Conquest TSI. It was my first car and I killed it in an engine fire. I so wish I had an extinguisher that day.

Conversely, someone asked if my 2001 Celica was literally a Porsche.

I want that so badly...
Sadly not any in NZ really.
All we have is 190e base models and a few sportslines.

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this is it I guess.

Unless you want to count every single Lancia ever made, old evos or Alpines.

What's the difference between a GNX and a Monte Carlo?

the GN is a geriatric shitbox with a V6 turbo at best
the Monte Carlo is a white trash/nigger shitbox with an anemic V8 at best

Underrated post

fun fact /well not fun but../

guy who designed golden era bmw's killed his son who had drug problems.

No man, they definitely went up in price over the years, but with 50k euros you still get a very good, although not perfect, integrale evo. Consider that for 95k you can get the limited edition final series, la collezione, that was only sold in japan

>golden era bmw's
Do you mean the 507?

Just looking at the picture has me in awe. I wish so much I had a disposable income I'd import it tomorrow.

>you call that a box?
>ill show you a box

damn i was about to psot that exact image, love the s11