/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Fuck around and laugh with people on private servers and casual

I only get tilted when I play casual. Even drunk and high i have more situational awareness than a casual team

It's boring. I've been doing it for years.

>best skin in op
>still stuck on page 10
What went wrong?

>moe's wife wont let him go to a LAN and wont make him a quesadilla

I don't know what to say.

our girl casting rn

twitch
.tv/gfinitytv

130 viewers
How dead can a game be

What should I do with my Slaughter Shadow Daggers?

Throw them into the trash lol

>not watching korean cs on vsl_cs

>mfw adult males who wear shorts in public

>he gets the awp

>permabanned from ecws stream for asking frogs to speak english

ded general

Watching Semmler on Esports Salon 3 is fucking infuriating. Is he literally mentally retarded?

I was remembering watching roca's stream back before he became popular with reddit, went years back on his videos.
Man I used to watch him so much. Found a video where around when I'd started watching him again after not watching him for a while, ended up not watching for even longer after that. And that was over 2 years ago.

The passage of time is depressing me, man. I graduated high school in 2014 and I haven't moved a single step forward in the 2 and a half years since then. It doesn't even feel like that long. But I miss it, man. I was an mg2/dmg shitter who watched small csgo streams when I got home every day and had /csgog/ open in another tab. Was able to play CS without my mind always being distracted and my body being all shaky.

I'm sorry for retarded blog post I'm just feeling sad over the years. How does the time fly by so quickly?

>tfw these posts are more than 2 years old
I still remember making that bot tom post at the top of it. I remember I made that post because the bot was being spectated while people were joining up the server and he whiffed on whoever the fuck. Copenhagen Wolves haven't even been a thing for the longest time. Epsilon is basically nonexistent too.

I could cry man this stuff gets to me because my life is so fucking devoid of anything. I don't even know why I just don't do anything. All I have are these memories of this past. I don't know what I'm doing trying to run back to these memories when the time I'm trying to relive is running away from me. This consciousness is just too much sometimes.

I miss you all a lot, /csgog/. I really really miss you and the days I spent with you guys. I'm sorry for being retarded.

>AK47
>clearly an AKM

>jw will never be good again

don't doubt our pige

I had a dream that I was playing CS in real life on inferno and smithzz drops the bomb at banana and loses the round and I beat the shit out of him.

Shox you bring this on yourself

wait in game or in your life or in the dream computers life?

im sorry shoxie... but u werent dreaming

lurppis mentioned

Is it worth paying for stattrak or is it just a meme?

a mem

a gud mem? or a reddit mem?

bad mem

ty

Memes aside I had a dream I ranked up to mg1 last night
Woke up and checked and I'm still gn4

twitter.com/DevilwalkCSGOD/status/791630986958237696
Miss him yet?

>currently playing overwatch

f

In real life, like you operate the guns yourself and shut but sont really die.

>csgog will never be alive again

Our guys are going to qualify right family?

You got a problem with that big man?

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What is it with brs and cheating?

they only care for the short term success, grab the money while you can and dont care about consequences

Brazils getting destroyed YET AGAIN
Will they ever recover?

Due to the poor conditions of their country, the favelas can only experience "happiness" by cheating in online games.

Take the money and run.
Win big and get paid while you can.
They can ban you from tourneys, they can't take back prize money.

with real money on the line, surely it could be considered fraud in some way in front of a judge

>see optic player in the background
>oh thats tarik
>its mixwell

Has anyone noticed something about immortals?

When they don't cheat, they do poorly.

Why is this?

Problem is how to prove someone is cheating beyond reasonable doubt in the eyes of the law. You would need hard evidence, like catching them injecting the code.

some spaniards look arab

its same with SK, NiP, VP and G2
silver trash without cheats, unstoppable with cheats

Valve could disclose how VAC detected their cheats. Hell probably could do it in a way that still keeps their mechanisms private.

>there are redditors in this very thread who dislike our boi Janko

Liquid losing Peacemaker is a bigger blow than losing s1mple.

After losing s1mple they still performed well at ESL NY by beating Navi on map one and playing Navi close on the last two maps. After losing Peacemaker they're getting smacked around by tier 2 teams.

Optic and C9 have both had some time to adapt to having no IGL. Liquid just lost theirs, and he was a damn good one.

envyus used to be a good team lol

>Cadian's new team loses to a group of Swedish teenagers
Embarrassing

>Cadian
literally who?

>p1mp

>v1c7oR

is it 2003 again?

pimp used to be nuts what happened to him?
people used to say that all he needed was a chance on a big team with how talented he was at the time.

>all he needed was a chance on a big team

he still needs that

Jesus Christ they're losing every gunfight

i want a blue version of crimson web

What the fuck how did Rogue lose to Fnatic Academy? Betting is fucking impossible nowadays.

his skill went along with his weight

didn't he play his best soon after he lost the weight though? i'll admit i forget his exact time line but i'm pretty sure he was still a nuts rifler when he lost weight and it was memed on here that it was the weight loss making him so good.

it sucks that he ended up being the awper for a while its like that just sucked his skill out

>bet on literal whos
im guessing you used to bet on NA pre ibp ban too

I actually bet on IBP in that match, but yeah I bet on everything and used to win doing that.

based kenis

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>almost win round
>don't
reallym akes u ponder dosnt it?

No good coaches or IGL's are available in NA.

So the Liquid players need to find a way to play for Sgares.

>0-8
hiko is at it again

Americans, is Hiko considered chubby or fat?

He's what other fat men call "A real man"

extremely obese

Just healthy

tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/ hes on next season

he's thicc

overweight

why do Euros and Canadians not understand that white Americans have obesity rates similar to their own countries?

Is hiko just incredibly demotivated?
Is he still butthurt at losing the chance to play with ex ibp?
Is he distraught at skadoodle leaving him?

Seriously what happened to him? Is he just blow at the game now? There has to be some reason behind it.

he's considered a powerlifter in my country

Actually no they don't. Average weight is much higher. For example, former adult actress Siri considers herself skinny and curses anyone who calls her chubby. She did her best never to appear in any BBW categories, because she is skinny.

I'm confused that you're citing an individual's opinion and extrapolating that to an entire country's.

I'm also confused that you're referring to perception instead of actual obesity rates.

There is no need to be confused, lil' chubby.

liquid got completely trashed on the 3 maps they played. why?

Oh, you're just being a hilarious memer. Keep it up.

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>getting dicked on the only map they're capable of playing
hahaha team liquid shit

They lost Peacemaker, their IGL.

Also they whiffed all their shots.

Winning Dust 2 back in early 2016 doesn't make it their best map. In fact it's probably one of their meh ones. But they suck ass in general now so it doesn't matter.

they won it like 2 weeks ago

Oh yea against fnatic. But fnatic isn't a good team right now.