>go to bar
>have a few drinks
>get home
>hear "PSSSTTT"
>open hood
>crack in radiator hose
>cant fix tonight before work
/perfect timing/ general?
Go to bar
Samuel Edwards
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Nathaniel Nguyen
>swap in ecoboost in my chevy silverado
>tranny explodes due to excessive torque
Kino
Mason Jones
Jizz works great at fixing radiator leaks. Just cum into your cooling system and the sperm will find the leak.
Asher Bailey
>Things that never happened
Xavier Cox
go away alphonse
Chase Parker
lel
Elijah Gonzalez
How did people live before growth hormones were in everything?
How did they deal with flat as hell women with boring nocurves bodies?
Thomas Perez
>Girl likes my car
>Wants to go for a ride
>Hop in to take her down some sick back roads
>Go to turn on the car
>Starter motor dies
Henry Garcia
>go to bar
>get absolutely hammered
>tell drunk buddy to drive my truck
>check point
>he gets dui
Kek
Kevin King
i was wondering how many greentexts are gonna involve bad times with women
Tyler Robinson
You know that's just a painting, right? It was meant to depict the most boringly average people the artist could imagine.
Easton Scott
>be home
>get wasted
>have to get up early next morning
>wake up
>ohshitstilldrunk.png
>"heavy thunderstorms are rolling into your area, high of 78"
>tfw when you have to drive while drunk to drop your brother to school
>tfw when your traveling at highway speeds in heavy rain struggling to concentrate
>tfw when it went 100% okay
WEW LADS IM GETTING HARD AT THE THOUGHT OF THIS
Easton Baker
>driving down freeway to class
>fuel pump dies 2 exits from my turnoff
>miss class
Wasn't a big deal, it wasn't the final exam or anything, but it still kinda sucked.
Old people usually aren't super attractive to begin with.
Jonathan Parker
>not beating your meat to granny gangbang vol. 9
JUST
Jack Mitchell
Maybe if you weren't drunk you would have fixed this sooner
Matthew Martin
>Not just push starting your car
Alexander Miller
Just wrap the fuck out of that thing with vulcanizing tape, then 18 million layers of duct tape above that, should keep it running temporarily.
Blake Price
It might have been a vlatamagik user.
John Harris
>saturday evening
>just fixing the brake line
>everything went better than expected
>about to get the air out of the line
>screw to open the system rips off
had to wait till tuesday to get a new caliper
Dylan Brown
Put some anti-seize on the new bleeder nipple threads before bleeding the brakes.
Robert Smith
>Two days before I gotta pack my car and drive to university
>Distributor fails
>have an LT1
Brody Bailey
> Own a reliable car
> No problems ever
> Be responsible adult
> Don't drink on work nights
Have fun adding neet/ to /unreliable car/ and /alcoholic/.
Gabriel Phillips
>get wasted at a Halloween party in club
>leave with a girl
>do mad skids and drift all the way back home
>never get stopped by police when DUI
>eventually become a responsible adult
Julian Gutierrez
Dieselboost when?
Ryder Turner
Joshua Sanders
Well shit. How will GM even compete? Afaik they have nothing like that.
John Rivera
>christmas day last year
>driving home from buying marijuana around 1am
>about 500ft from my exit my timing chain breaks
>have to walk 6 miles in -10F and 9 inches of snow
>when i get home realize i forgot the marijuana i bought in my car