Dota 2 General - /d2g/

yeah its not like they have a bm hawk and a sunstrike you mongoloid piece of garbage

When's Monkey King ? We're almost in winter and it's still not here

Why the HECK can you still purge Satanic active???

drink bleach you mongoloid

have a nice rusty nail sandwich cunt

>almost

over a month to go

Nigger what, it was just scouted out by BM hawk and mirana arrow

Did you not read the WW comic? She is crazy as fuck. Like, beyond fun sex, you don't put your dick in something that crazy.

Pic related

hey

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>LIMMP
THIS FUCKING GAME LOMA

-Spectre Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade: Adds the ability to Reality to any illusion at any time, including enemy illusions.
-Wraith King Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade: Now removes mana cost from ultimate as well.
-Make it impossible for any hero to jungle except if they have built in jungling mechanics (such as Enigma).
-Remove iron talon

-Remove Scan
-Remove Unique Attack Modifier limitation

-Remove Captains Mode and Captains Draft from unranked
-Remove Random Draft from Ranked
-Everyone can click to be Captain. Highest MMR player has priority to be Captain.
-Revamp Captain's Mode and it's UI, promote the new changes, get more people to play it somehow

-Remove Random button from ranked All Pick
-Remove banning from All Pick
-Move Ability Draft to custom games complete with blog updates.
-Soft region lock for ranked (players foreign to a server only play on the same team with each other)

What do you guys think about this?

>-Remove Captains Mode and Captains Draft from unranked

for what purpose

But Arteezy and Sumail said SF needs buffs...

>No
>Not sure
>No
>No

>No
>Try it out

>Yes
>No
>No
>Yes

>Yes
>No
>No
>No

i calibrated at 3,5k some years ago and im 3,5k still haha

haha

do you even think before you post shit like this you stupid faggot

shit bait

so more people play Captains Mode ranked

>Successful Raze hits now raise the raze damage by 3%/6%/9%/12%. The % resets when SF misses a raze.

F I X E D

nobody plays cm ranked because playing cm with 4 randoms is fucking retarded, not because unranked cm is available

>This clears the stack

Nobody plays CM ranked because

>Pros & amateurs have ACTUAL matches and scrims for that.
>They play pub for just mechanical/hero practicing

>non-pros/amateurs are too casual for that, if there ever is a five stack they probably play for fun and scrim seriously.

Captains Draft was the most midway

what if there was a hero that could rewind the whole game (except his own ultimate) 10 seconds with his ultimate?

So it's looking like el Presidente is gonna breeze his way through

playing captains mode ranked isnt retarded. its much more fun than all pick and the quality of games are much higher. the problem is takes too long to queue because everyones playing it in unranked instead and it needs to be modernized.

>It's a late game invoker kills everyone because 500 skills episode.
How Icefrog thinks this hero is balanced is beyond me.

LMAO [A] actually lose to ESC

>pick right click carry
>press buttan for Black King Bar
?????????

>pick garbage late game
>lose late game

wtf i hate invoker now!

did you just not watch the game you retarded mongloid TWAT

>This is trench balance
>Max level raze
>Do two full combos
>Shadow raze now hits for over 600

just push early
he can't do much between laning stage and thirty minutes into the game except afk jungling and spiltpushing

>What's that skill called
>Grave

Is Blitz going full Alzheimer

to the user who posted the new alice march scene
i was expecting a bit more gape to be honest. and she wasnt that pretty in this scene which is weird since mike uses the best makeup artists in the industry

were liquid saving strats after all?

Her and Lexi Dona's anal scenes are my favorites desu

>Liquid 100% winrate

where are you now haters?

check out chloe couture in her latest evilangel vid its brutal

>Kuro vs Puppey final

>winning against 0-3 open qual team
>le liquid le back xd

>Slacks replacing Blitz
there goes the only good stream

if i want brutal i just watch hotkinkyjo or whatever her name is

or that weird woman from South East Asia that stuffs like 1 meter dildos in her

>Liquid are going to beat literalwhos and everyone will say THEY'RE BACK

It's just like Na'Vi.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

The Liquid Throw has Begun

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

do you guys really get turned on by that shit

i mean i watch all sorts of degenerate garbage but watching a woman destroy her asshole just makes me cringe

>thid navi draft
based
fucking
dendi

babyknight is so fucking bad jesus christ

LIQUID LOST LUL

BULBA LOSE EVEN WHEN HE WINS

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Yeah, got an ass and anal fetish.
And this was the Philippine woman

So liquid were saving strats after all

>lol pudge so epic hahahaha

What went wrong this time

i used to have an anal fetish until i had anal sex for the first time in my life with gf

it was pretty meh

but its not brutal its just huge gapes. i mean there is a diff between fisting and prolapsing and all that and just gaping big

yeah

It's over Liquid are going to clean sweep this shitty EU qualifier

Liquid lost to imperial?

no?

yes XDD

joindota.com/en/matches/215071-the-imperial-vs-team-liquid
?

>godz and sheever coming to ruin the comfy tobi cast

>inviting Xboct
MAD MAN

read the comments

mag fed away the networth advantage he had in kills. as a result they rolled over the medusa.

also no blink or any positioning item on doom

Imagine being told you're going to play Sladar for a match.

ez win

Blitz is such a fucking drama whore and crybaby holy shit.
I used to not mind as much but nowadays it's either gotten worse or I've just started to realise it.

He does seem to whine a lot nowadays..

what happens when you stack with arteezy

>the fat guy loves living in america as a consumer
not surprised

Has Dendi been smoking the ganja?

>Right now AF, Secret, Alliance and Liquid would advance

All according to kotaku :)

AF v secret

Predict your winner here

secret but im a madara fangay

>free damage
>free rosh
>free permahaste
>best stun in the game
what are you talking about, slardar is pretty fun
lich is ten times worse

>implying you can beat Madara

AD FINEM.

I'm a Puppey fangay but Madara is 10x the core midjuan and mp are

this pretty much. he even picked up some of rtz's speech habits like the "alright alright it's cool I'm fine" in a muffled voice.
He used to be one of my favorite casters, but he's mostly just obnoxious to me now.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>free damage
>free xp
>free lanecontrol
>best offlaner in the game
what are you talking about, lich is pretty fun
viper is ten times worse

>They still lane.
>They haven't transitioned to jungle optimization and Iron Talon meta.

What went wrong?

>Foreve on Timbersaw AGAIN.
Fucking shitbag.

>Navi falling apart
and there goes the ruskie audience

>hating on Forev or Timbersaw

people like you should have been gassed by hitler with the jews

Clintons

>PieLieShit.

Is Shane one of our top analysts right now?

>PLD
lol

yes and Anne is our top caster