Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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>Shitrekt get the easy group.
fuck you!!!

>NP fails to qualify for boston
>secret wins the entire event

So when is EE retiring?

REMOVE RANDOM

im gay

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trips have been checked

OUR boy Puppey is coming for these backstabbers from NP and OG.

Where is Secret vs Vega game?

REMOVE QUESTS

EE is good at invoker. He keeps getting better . Who can stop him?

I haven't played dota in 3+ years and I feel like getting back in.

What do I need to know about the current meta?

nice trips

wr best waifu

D-do you think Sheever ever dresses up as Tresdin and dominates ODpixel while humiliating his small British penis?

Valve Anti-Cheat

>Envy invoker 5th on the networth chart

>Bad players retiring

That's just not how it works user and I'm not even memeing, Dota 2 pro scene is a buddys only club, doesn't matter how washed up you are as long as you know people (Loda, Dendi, RTZ, Bulba, ect.)

yes

>No Kaipi games to watch

>sit up straight

isn't this bad as well? aren't you supposed to lie back?

Slark and invoker like the past 2 years

Unfortunately most tall girls are submissive

It ended.

ALWAYS check the streaming platform for what games are streamed.

Twitch in this case, or in-game.

It's the most reliable info.

>EU beats NA
>SA beats NA

are you americucks even trying?

>No A to attack move in case of confusion of teamfight
>No S for Ez backswing lasthits

>>EU beats NA

user, I...

you're supposed to let the chair support your back as much as possible

Wh*tecucks are declining just like their inferior DNA and few number of offspring

your pills user

Riki and kunkka are supports now
Sand king is an offlaner
Mirana always builds her aghs
Dragon lance is the new drums

I want NP to make it to Boston just so I can see Envy throw vs Puppey and then shake hands awkwardly on stage.

why do you think that? my lover is taller than me and she always wants to be on top. maybe it's just that she feels more dominated when i deny her or something?

What is wrong with this hero?

How would you fix him?

Yeah, thanks.
I'm just cheked other games while Vega asked for 2 min pause. Damn, Puppey is fast af today.

In my experience they want to be treated like a girly girl I'm sure theres a lot of variance though.

DUDE

MOMMY

>luna in every game

And best of all, the incoming nerfs will target Shadow Demon.

+3 to base STR

>ursa is balanced

ROFL

walk up and kill him lol

is this a fucking tide support

>falling for the level 1 ursa wk rosh meme

you only have yourself to blame

you really should check rosh if certain combinations of heroes are picked in this game

>retard doesn't know about WK Ursa level 1 rosh.
idiot spic.

>Enemy team do level 1 rosh
>Your team lets it happen
You are the bads

>What is wrong with this hero?
you're not sub 3k. if you were you'd have a lot of fun together

+5 movement speed or bigger range on his first spell

>merlini

yes!

>grandgrant

suicide!

WHY CAN'T I SPECTATE THIS NP INFAMOUS GAME
I WANT TO SEE EE SUFFER

they'd get stomped by sa shitters anyways
it's for the best

NP just won

His heal is fucking abysmal.

NPWNL

Another game carried by aui while envy flails around and dies. It's a good strat.

Slacks is literally dunkey.

>you

Why is everyone saying SingSing should stick to streaming or he is trying to be relevant in 2016? The guy just wants to compete and play some professional games with his team and test out his skills. Unlike all the pros, the dude never says I am the best, I am going to wreck them, or win something. All he says is usually that he will try his best. Can you onion heads just let the guy do what he wants?

NP are so bad even after winning they look dreadful I fucking hope they don't qualify

None of the NA qual teams are good infact

What the fuck is going on dotards?

NP won, Infamous threw it hard, EE was an idiot he landed good sunstrikes though

OUR GUY IS NEXT

FDL VS ELEMENTS

twitch tv/beyondthesummit4

dumb phone poster

dunkey is literally ok in my book

phone posters should all be gassed

(You)

np & fdl to the main event?
where can I put money on this?

>eceleb shit

>phoneposters

/d2g/ is such a fucking joke

slacks may be mentally challenged, but dunkey is literally a smasher

you can't get more autistic than that

phoneposters btfo

>OUR GUY

>Chechnya

fuck off shill

who
>10%
here?

t cucked russian

>good golly WK and ursa haven't shown up in lane. I wonder what they're up to

Puppey is going to save Dota whether we like it or not

lmao FAG

would you read this?

Phoneposting is needed to defeat janitors

>no more interesting games for today

oh well time to finally get some sleep, see you tomorrow qts

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You could just not be a faggot

I don't even uderstand this one. It's just a gif of a guy on a surfboard wiping out. Wtf hiroshimoot?

why did we win

do you have a static IP or something

>d2g is filled with underage phoneposters
I thought you couldn't get more pathetic

Why are there so few stable teams these days?

>Infamous threw it hard
More like they drafted pretty bad
>single cores in 2016 lul

you did more TD than the radiant

>america shitshow is just starting
come on duder don't be a weakling, stay up

stable teams suck ass

why does bsj look autistic

>sheever poster
>neet
/d2g/ is a fucking joke

Janitors abuse their power. They'll ban me for no reason.

That's what phoneposting is for.

*phases behind u*

Just woke up mates.
Did our guys NP play yet?

epic fucking meme

because he is
what was the point of this question

what are you talking about

>inb4 Secret meets NP at main event
this gonnbe gud

bad drafts lead to throws, they could have won, even with the shit line up

thanks