/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Frosty things

Dear ippiki,
Consider the following.

How do you fuck up so much that even mute speaks out in the thread against you?

Kiki Bongripper

We Balmung now

I can't believe how fucking awful the server lock system is in this game holy jesus tittyfucking christ what incompetent fuck allowed this to be how server queues work, just let me make the character and wait out a login queue god fucking damn this is some serious downs

it's alright to like different things user

Hello and please end my suffering
There is no end in sight
I am less than a fourth of the way through after 3 hours
I truly genuinely desire an abrupt end

But at least glamor is unlocked.

Any sekret RP LSs?

Because of their questionable sexuality?

How the fuck do I unlock Nidhogg Ex? I've finished the main quest story line and I've completed final steps of faith but Alys in Mor Dhona isn't giving me the quest for it.

Yysara x Rena x Lily x Stratos x Vjera x Mutsu x Ippiki

I literally said that he was good at the game

Are these rumors of Stratos x Lily true?

Midlanders!

No, but I wish I was dead.
Why am I in your retarded memes.

Shut the fuck up mute.

Because I felt like it

Redpill me on Yysara

Highlanders

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Lich or Zodiark?

We'll, stop it

redpill me on sandwhiches

Fight me dude I will bury you

I refuse

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Boy am I glad that retard left Soft.

>retarded memes
>still using "mysterious mystery filenames that you need to figure out"

Fuck you and your backswing bullshit

It's ok to be honest, this is a safe space. Ippiki and his friend can't lynch you here.

Please help. I don't want to be alone.

why is gilgamesh linkshell removed from pastebin?

>about to erp with my mistress
>getting ready to suck her dick
>she notices i put on the wrong collar by mistake
>asks how many I have
>pic related
>she's mad as fuck
>threatening to blacklist me
What do I do...?

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>Can't log in, really bored, Discord nsfw is fun
Hello magic wand, my old friend

vocaroo.com/i/s1U6whtKhHZN

OK.
>Comparable.

A nice cat, but shitposts a lot. very lewd. Has a boyfriend but also fucking Zettai Ryouiki.

because ippiki and rheia are both children

Because ippiki is a buttmad kid

Y A A F R
this doesnt mean what u think it means ;^)

Renko...

Get ready to be blacklisted? You knew you weren't allowed to be collared more than once!

o boy, my favorite!

I mean it wasn't even the first time I've "Spoken out" about Ippiki. The core of my message is exactly what I said, dudes good at the game, just a little strange.

Wanna duel when I get home? The valorheart is so much fun to play

ippiki has the power to change the pastebin?

NOT THE BRUSHIE

Neat!

I don't have the dlc you fuck.

Anyone can change the pastebin.

Who is the real one?

No one told me that...

so which soft cat is this

hello

If I complain about not being able to connect on server today will square-enix give back the time I lost?

*pets the squid*

no because you agreed not to in the tos

>Healers with 800+ det instead of 800+ crit and sps
It's like you hate DPSing.

is square-enix ran by lalafells?

I wish it were 3.45 already

Who knows?
They haven't even said anything other than that NA is having issues.
No update of what the problem really is despite people finding out.
No communication as to when we can expect to be back up
No word about compensation or anything.
Not even them denying it's their fault.

it's a mystery

I have something big and throbbing for a very special squid.

thank u

I don't care about compensations tbhq I just want it to get back soon.

I'm not in soft...

Would you let me fuck that catboy?
I would let you watch.

one of Adas sluts

Mezzu pls smush blueberry

subway is really bad
quiznos is much better
deli ham feels good on your dick

no

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who are these cuties?

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gyoni post

this midlander I've never seen before is fuckin C U T E

Cute cats

it's kirara just with black hair for halloween

I wish I could connect to the servers for more than a few seconds.

That's BDSM 101, how did you not know that?

Cute. Though the puush filename worries me if Shyv, not cute.

Use a free vpn, it circumvents level 3 routing.

Which EU server should i choose?

Yet another thread.

*attaches a male midlander image*

None of them

Stratos x Lily as funny as that sounds.

how do i stop worrying

>Stratos in an actual grown man relationship
Are you sure?

apparently some people using vpn services got banned like 2-3 months ago, i am not risking it

It's too late, Velvet. You're literally fucked.

No get out

oh fug

Lily has been claiming to be in a sexual drought since the whole greencat love polygon thing. This new "grown man drama" is probably less of a fling and more just two asexual dudes being friends.