Why do women always seem to total their cars

Why do women always seem to total their cars

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Because they can't drive.

You just answered your own question. Because they're women.

Also why are people so emotional about losing uninteresting shitboxes in non life threatening accidents?

>naming your bland appliance sedan
>calling your bland appliance sedan that daddy bought you for being your college's reigning dick sucking champion for 3 years in a row a "beaut"
>probably rear ended somebody while texting and driving
>omg so blessed to be alive

I bet she's the same type of cunt that sees a new v6 mustang and posts about it on Facebook saying "OMG #goals "

This. I have driven with a lot of women, and the only ones that could drive were raised on farms. I think they have to be taught about driving at a much younger age.

>"gratitude I have to be alive"
>Didn't even bend the front bar

What the fuck

>posting every god damn event no matter how trivial about your mundane god damned life

I hope Millenials all die of Zika.

>men get in more accidents than women

Bets on what happened?

How old are you?

Because people form attachments to things they use all the time. It may be a economy car but it's enabled her to go to work, hangout with friends, go on trips etc. Accidents can happen anytime, all of a sudden the car you know is totalled and gone.

You don't need a sportscar to make memories

Women crash due to incompetence. Go be a white night somewhere else. There aren't even any girls here.

*Knight

This so hard. It's why I repaired my rusty $2400 shitbox out of pocket for $2900 when I rear ended someone. It's my first car and I didn't want to let go, still drives like a beauty and I'll never sell it.

looks like its perfectly ok. just needs a new bumper

Why are you guys so furious? Is it because you've never had sex before?

I don't doubt that it's some stupid woman reason that the car was crashed, but it's pathetic to bitch about someone enjoying their possession just because they don't fulfill your certain criteria.

Women get in more accidents

Men get into fewer, but deadlier accidents

>women
>ever doing twisty top speed runs in the dead of night
women do their top speed runs during the day, on straight highways, downhill, after driving the route to check for cops

Cars depreciate, parts for them don't. Especially OEM parts, plus labor from a certified mechanic.

If you buy a car, a fender better is a "total loss" according to your insurance company, even if it would cost less than the bluebook for the car if you did it yourself. And then it's a salvage title and you can never, ever sell it again.

>buy more cars, goyim

well then what is the purposes of insurance if they dont fix your cars

Yes yes good goyim. Keep in this repetitive cycle of buying our shitboxes to deliver you to our companies to make us more money.

(((They))) need to collect some shekels

They will gladly take your monthly payment no problem, but they will fight you tooth and nail once you actually need to use it.

This.

I'm quite okay with riding with my mom or aunt because they grew up driving tractors as soon as they where old enough to reach the clutch on the family farm, the same tractors I later learned on.

Hell, I'd be okay with my aunt driving my van because she knows how to handle large vehicles. (Something about the fact she dailys an F350.)

My house mate, nope. I'd put it less than a year before she totals her Impala.

Fixing other people's cars (and bodies)

The state says you need financial liability in the case of a crash where you are at fault (so you don't get sued into the ground instead), and then sets the minimum amount in the tens of thousands of shekels, as a sort of rainy day fund for auto accidents. Insurance steps in and says you can get that liability for endless payments of 99.99, and piles on scams like full coverage that are only meaningful for brand new and high end cars to get more money.

Spotted the shitty driver.

So how's your 300+ a month basic liability treating you.

Maybe you should stop getting accidents.

Can someone post the link to the video where a guy shows his project car(think it was a tuner) after it got hit by a girl who was texting?

Men drive more of the time than women, and do riskier stuff. Women hate driving, and only see their cars as disposable appliances to move around and suck off chad in. Virtually all women who have enthusiast or modified cars are purely attention whores, and know jack shit about the car they have never worked on. Women almost universally have no interest in the sort of shit you see on jay leno's garage, or stuff that's primary purpose is being fun to drive.

I have the absolute top coverage you can have and only drive a 25k car. I pay $75/mo with my motorcycle included. Keep being an angry poorfag.

USAA?

I pay $75/mo for my motorcycle alone and another $175/mo for my 80s shitbox

Never been in an accident and I have a couple discounts too : )

Progressive, 28, and 790 credit score with no tickets on record. Buy a good radar detector and run on ur bike fools

Because there are these new devices called "smartphones". It's a thing air headed bimbos keep there eyes glued to nonstop presumably posting a minion related post to their Facebook. Even while behind the wheel of a moving automobile.

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Never been with Progressive, was asking because I have USAA.

I was paying about $45/mo for my 94 NA8C M Edition and 01 W30 with two tickets.

I'm paying about $25/mo now for catch all insurance after I sold all my cars and moved back to the mainland. Haven't thrown my 87 W201 onto my plan, but I doubt it'll raise it much.

I have an M3 and a 1125R. Get old, and dont get caught. My escort saves me every week.

>Implying I was angry.

Take your projecting elsewhere.

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so do men crash due to too much competence?

Yeah, I'm about to be 28 in about a week. Those two tickets were just me being dumb and getting caught, but the only two tickets I've received out of all the times I've been pulled over, and they were in a different state.

10 seconds into the vid and I can already tell the kid on the bike will get hit by someone on their phone

>implying that that's what I was implying

Yep. A car is freedom of movement, it's how you get to work, how you get groceries, how you get to social events and vacations (often times), etc.. the car enables us to have experiences.

Even when you have a shitbox you can remember driving in beautiful weather and horrible weather (and under the latter being protected from the elements)...

The price of liability varies by the state, New York makes it so easy to sue for whiplash that base liability rates are much, much higher than other states. It also varies (obviously) depending on where you live. I live somewhere safe where the risk of theft/carjacking is basically non-existent, but there's a lot more luxury cars than on average so liability rates are higher (for that and other reasons).

I have an Antilaser Priority ("multipurpose parking system" that happens to operate on the same 904nm frequency as police LIDAR guns) with a Beltronics STI-r antenna (basically the car install version of the Escort Redline, under the Beltronics sister brand). Super sensitive, even around bends/corners, undetectable, and now they added GPS lockout.

If low powered K band comes to the US from Europe/Australia, we're totally fucked with existing equipment (The detection range is mere feet from the capture range of the detector, meaning by the time it goes off, you're fucked even if the radar gun is constant on). We'll have to get new shit with patch antennas like the Stinger VIP (which is crazy fucking expensive)... hopefully by the time (if) this does come to pass the alternatives are better.

Escort's design decisions are utterly baffling to me. The M3 platform (Escort Redline/Beltronics STI-r) has better off axis detection, better overall detection, and is undetectable by the Spectre RDD series, but they instead use the M4/M5 platforms (detectable, less sensitive) in most of their detectors. I assume this is so they can try to upsell you on the 9500ci ($2,000).

>die of Zika
Boomer logic

Because if they didn't make that shit up they'd have to admit they were texting and driving. It's all an act.

If she weren't at fault she wouldn't be saying "thank god I'm alive", she'd be saying "some asshole crashed into me, this is what I have to deal with"

Bzzt, wrong.
Averages

Men drive far more than women
Men drive far more powerful cars than women
Men occupy far more driving jobs and other employment that puts them on the road
Men drive far more on average
Men drive further on average
In accidents, compared to the actual number of drivers on the road the number of male-male accidents are pretty understated and female-female accidents are far higher than they should be if we assumed women drive the same as men never mind better.

Whenever anyone says this they mean men are typically over represented in high speed or lethal crashes which means fucking nothing because barely anyone dies anymore on the roads, at least in my country the number of deaths of car occupants in on-road car crashes is in the hundreds it's a non-factor.

In america at least men drive about 60% more miles

"On average, men drive 16,550 miles and women drive 10,142 miles per year"

yet don't get involved in anywhere near 60% more accidents.

Saying men cause more accidents ergo are more dangerous is comparing apples to oranges since the men are driving faster, longer, further, in riskier jobs and at riskier times by necessity and still manage when compared like-to-like to cause about half the accidents per mile that women do.

Saying men cause more accidents and are therefore worse drivers is like saying you're better than NASA at getting into space because you've never lost a rocket.

Hey. I'm a girl. I lurk here daily but thought I should reply this time. I drive for personal pleasure

>woman is at fault
>she was checking Facebook to see how many likes a picture of her kid got

I'm not a sadist, but I fucking lost it.

Hey, this is a boys only club!
No girls allowed!

Wat drive tho?

I drive a dirty korean car, an Elantra. I'm learning to love it but it's not the same, nor never will be, compared to my first & previous shitbox which I loved.

Still. Elantra is better on gas and I wanted something to replace my aging first car. It does what I want, gets me to where I want to go, it gives me freedom, and it's faster than my old car. So it's alright in my book even if it's different

I bet you call your shitbox "Betsy" or some equally gay shot, faggot

>Booty-Doo
At least she knew it was shit

>Girl
Just because you dress like a girl does not mean you are one.

This is my fear, and I only drive a shitbox

How is this totalled?

He was right, this is a boys only club. Guess I'd better just keep lurking. But I can tell you I am indeed female and I drive just as much as you guys

what's your skill level at pissing in a bottle while on the highway? or does your legacy have pissy seats?

Okay then. How many trees have you park your car up on?

"Haha guys I'm a guuurrrlll I drive just as much as you silly boys do!"

You're just as bad as those "gamer girls" who take a picture of them playing the first stage of Mario to post on Facebook for attention and never actually play it.

That's because as soon as you identify as female, a shitload of betas start orbiting and shitting up fucking everything, just like me and everyone else who replies.
It's better to assume everyone is a man and let everyone assume you're a man.

Post your tits

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>not once did the kid on the bike check both ways before rolling out into traffic

This is why I'll never see my grandfather's truck sold anyone outside the family.

Nobody asked her what happened. It's definitely her fault

>like saying you're better than NASA at getting into space because you've never lost a rocket
Never lost one, while NASA's lost tons! It's common sense!

why did the bicycle kid call the skaters stupid lol

deserved

Literally forty tonnes of tnt exploded on impact. How else would they fly that far at max 35 mph.
Someone school me on this, please.

When she glanced down at her phone, she floored it, and her Camry's a sleeper.

It was probably that way just to add extra shock value to seriously prevent people from texting and driving. I thought it was kinda cheesy to be honest.

This.

Because narcissism and recklessness.

I cried for an hour when I first wrecked. Fuck all that "glad I'm alive" bullshit.

There was that old GTO that got totaled by a woman in a Lexus

I didn't cry but it made me sick to my stomach and I just felt like an idiot for weeks

>Why do women always seem to total their cars

While going literally nowhere everyday.
>from A to B for several years

It's not like she survived some epic cross country road trip or any real story worth mentioning.
She went to school, to the gym, to work, to the bar... all in this little microsystem she calls home and it's surprising to her she made it out alive.

Some cunt ruined a car while being a drone and thinking she's special.

How fucking stupid are the lot of you?

Coverage costs change from zip code to zip code based on income/personal demographics.

I live in Southern California, I am naturally going to pay more for the exact same coverage someone my age in the same car would in North fucking Dakota.

Goddamn, remove your heads from your rectums.

Not necessarily. You must have pretty shitty insurance.

My car was declared a total loss after a deer hit. Wasn't declared a salvage title.

Basically

Alright so call me an idiot, but why is THAT totaled? That bitch looks like you can slap a new custom grill on it and drive it another 20 years.

What are you looking at in terms of deductible, endorsements, coverage limits? I pay like $67 a month for 100 comp, 250 collision with an oem endorsement, 300k/300k per person/incident. I get a slight discount for paying per term instead of month though

Not necessarily.

Pic related happened to me 5 months ago, in my "shitbox" Nissan. The other driver was 100% at fault, I even checked Google maps and verified that I was going exactly the posted speed limit, both hands on the wheel, looking straight ahead. I am, in fact, lucky to be alive (although I did scream "WTF" at the dude who hit me because he just fucking turned in front of me really fast when I had the right of way).

The insurance definition of "totaled" is when it costs more to repair the car than the car itself is worth. This is determined by the insurance company adjuster and it varies for each policy holder. Some might total it out if it's just over 60% of the determined vehicle value to fix it, but most are 80% or higher.

damn, what year/make/model was that? Shit is beyond fucked in that pic

err obviously it's a nissan but model/year?

Looks like a late model Sentra, from what's left of the grille.

FPBP

>gf is almost 22
>still can't drive at all
>finally manage to convince her to go on a "driving lesson" with me
>I put her in the car in an empty carpark
>we drive around it at around 5km/hr, she's still barely in control of the car
>she finally learns how to go around a corner without turning 45 degrees too far
>eventually decide that she can just drive us home
>It's a 10 minute drive
>As we're exiting the car park, she nearly hits a cyclist when she doesn't look at a roundabout
>Slams on the brakes when she does realise, is half a car length into the roundabout
>when she gets off the roundabout she veers fully into the right-hand lane
>doesn't even lift off the throttle going into a few red lights only to slam on the brakes at the last second and stop about 1.5 car lengths behind the car in front of her
>Floors it out of an intersection, almost rear-ends the person driving off normally in front of her
>keeps slowly veering into the wrong lane, jerking the wheel and sending us off in the other direction

And this is when she's got about 20 hours of driving experience with her parents.