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I literally put "thai transvestite" on google images.

Where do I find Gekonewer?

Read the OP

Why was it removed from the OP

New user created stuff:
>Undead Calradia
moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
full download
mega.nz/#!o5g3nAiY!Mv1fVljpCfCWykQW-fTqycWvq4zQ-5aRuTxUpMsN_F8

Is Gekonewer a continued work by a different user than the original creator, or is it just the 3.1 patch?

Anybody know of how to make a shield bash script that isn't shit?

>Is Gekonewer a continued work by a different user than the original creator
Not so much "continued" work since Gekokujo itself isn't quite finished, but yeah, pretty much.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>since Gekokujo itself isn't quite finished
it's no longer being developed and 3.1b is already more finished than most "finished" mods

bind it to something that isn't lmb+rmb

Cao Cao is a faggot

>it's no longer being developed
Sauce? I thought phlpp just put it on hiatus due to his health.

>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,305602.msg8492227.html#msg8492227

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Does Dickplomacy have custom troops?

As far as I can tell, apart from the fucking and the diplomacy stuff, nothing new is added.

nope

What exactly is Norvos copying, at least in ACoK it looks kind of viking or like a Scandinavian kingdom with all the axes and axe throwers

By not shit I mean not unbalanced.

All of the ones I've tried cause the NPC to freeze up in their animations if you shield bash them after blocking, it looks really bad.

Also it shouldn't knock the NPC to the ground who thought this was a good idea?

i imagine it'd be too abusable if it could be done by moving considering it knocks people over
>Also it shouldn't knock the NPC to the ground who thought this was a good idea?
what else should it do, stun? kicks already do that, hits already do that
hits already do knockdown but only from heavy blunt weapons

A kick with more damage would be more appropriate in my opinion.

should it really be doing damage if it's unblockable though

Why not?

I think it doing decent damage and causing a short stun is fine as long as you can't followup with a free hit afterwards.

Currently if you knock them down they are practically dead.

unavoidable damage is pretty shit
it also doesn't really have a cooldown

What do you mean by cooldown?
You could just make the animation length long enough to make sure the AI can act before a second one would hit.

I'm not sure if this is possible but if you could make the bash blockable by shields and not weapon blocks that'd balance it out further.

a time between using it and being able to use it next
>to make sure the AI can act before a second one would hit.
that's more to do with the recovery time of the basher, which in some mods is so long that bash ends up being useless since it's a good way to get hit

youtube.com/watch?v=wWq0TgKFE7g

you shilling this or what?

Or just use the fucking pastebin

l'm just helping out yo

Is there any way to easily alter how hair is placed or how faces are generated to stop peoples' faces from clipping? It seems as if everyone's faces in my game are pushed forwards a bit to far.

If there isn't I guess I'll just pull the face mod off of 1257 and suck it up.

Seems to be what the N&S devs are working on
N&S is what NW should have been, less retarded bayonets

If I marry Isolla am I cucked out of power or do I get the same advantages and become a king?

marrying Isolla is your first mistake

I just want to be the ruler of Swadia and fuck the mountain jews up.

that's your other mistake

shoo shoo mountain jew

>Hire my band of mercs to the Latin Empire of Constantinople
>Only the best, from all around the known world
>At war with Sicily and Nicaea, both are huge
>We only have Constantinople and Larissa
>My band of mercs defends Larissa siege after siege, decimating the besiegers while taking minimum casualties thanks to orthodoxfag medic
>They retreat back to their lands

The Latin Empire was saved at Larissa, never4get

too bad nobody did attachable bayonets like in anglo zulu

is there a way to let my comarades autoupgrade their gear from the loots in VC, like in diplomacy?

>supporting the "Latin Empire"
>instead of the true empire at Nicaea

so why is sands of faith the only well rounded, complete mod with the best armor and weapon aesthetics?

This. Sieging Constantinople as I type.

>best aesthetics
>when everything looks like a plastic toy

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Right of conquest. Im gonna keep the Latin Empire alive and conquer all of anatolia and greece once the sicilians fuck off back to their island.

Mod?

1257ad

So, what do I do to fix AI armies rotating in a circle while playing a mod?

No, but it does re-enable the dark knights and black khergits that were removed

in which mod
sounds like a native battle AI thing

You look like a dirty Baltic savage, or worse a Rus

She strode the steppe
Bow in hands
She has lots of sex
With her warband
Big and fat
Long and wide
She'll take any shaft
And become it's bride
Killing is her life
Fucking is her desire
From you she will never hide
In your bed she will never tire

It has something to do with Formations AI, but I'm not sure what.

well when the other side has less men they go on the defensive
in native they linedance with each other

amazonmod when

Whose blood was shed?

Saxons.

I think next week was the recent estimate from amazonanon

Can dickplomacy user make add custom troop trees thanks

dickplomacy is open source

>dickplomacy user
Who's gonna tell him?

user...

Oh, can someone add custom troop trees pls

how bout you

Do it yourself, bitch

wfas merc system should be in native tbqh

Essos is proving to be way crazier than Westeros, just 4 factions and Lorath duking it out over Dothraki invested nothingness.

theres an option that says "rotate AI to face enemy center" or something like that, turn it off.

Hey Brobaganda user can you post an imgur album of all the rhodok propaganda shops? That'd be absolutely kosher

>playing Nords for the first time
>Swadia getting their shit royally pushed in
>capture Dhirim before day 30
>have captured 3 Swadian scumlords already
>denying all ransoms crippling them
>raiding all their villages for my whore houses
>-68 relation with Swadia
>decide to finally become a vassal to Ragnar
>relation with Swadia goes UP to -40
top jej

Nords are really the master race.

>rhodok arablestiers
>the crossbows shoot smoke like a gonne
Haha, what the fuck?

they also look like total ass
guy who made tocan's is a tard

Helo wich mod 4 halberds?

>Produce bread worth 0 denars
>Profit

Rhodok superiority defies logic

Bread is good. Bread is life.

Fatty foods like bread are literally the devil. I need a healthy enterprise. Ale and Wine as the only alternatives is terrible.

Bread is the symbol of God. Bread is good.

>God is all carbs
I never appreciated until now just how desperately Jerusalem needs to be liberated by the Golden Horde.

Eat your bread and accept Jesus Christ. Drink your wine and accept Jesus Christ.

Needs more protein and fiber.

WHY IS THERE STILL NO CONAN MOD FOR WARBAND

First we need confirmation of muscle sliders for a proper Bannerlord Conan. Then the Conan mod is an inevitability.

just play PooP

>Choose Slave start
>Go around fighting the tournaments and bedding the wenches
>Build a name for yourself, strike out on your quest for revenge
>Gather allies and hone your body into the perfect weapon
>Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women
>Conquer Calradia

You don't understand, the hyborian age is just so fucking perfect for mount and blade
I'm fucking pumped m8

What else do you need? Giant snakes? Several thousand days of pushing a mill in a circle?