/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Did Hiroshimoot fuck up the ads again?

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Solider Bazooka Idea

>rockets deal half damage
>but can headshot
>double magazine size
>reduced rocket jump effectiveness

no

hey guys look at this screenshot of a burning spy

1 rocket per magazine then you have to reload.

150% damage and 150% splash area.

150% travel speed when fired with m1

hold m2 and hold still to get a lock on a player, bot, structures. lock time takes 3 seconds and is very obvious. lock on broken by dropping LOS from the soldier or the soldier moving. 75% travel speed when fired by m2

no

>tfw finally made to it to level 26
thanks to merasmissions getting my ass up and doing so
now for that game boi engi

straight out of spuf or?

w-where is this from?

fucking airplane captchas

wow that was hard
it's got futa

bring back skill stick

>payload
>3 spies
>5 snipers
I wonder why I never when

After becoming aware of who Silkee is through these threads, I've checked out a bounch of videos about him. In all the in-game videos of him being a asshat, his voice and accent sounds different from the two "music videos". Are we sure it's the same person?

>Go to piss
>Come back to see a monstrosity of a lime soldier staring at me
>Right as i sit down he votekicks me
>It passes
fuck's sake

Ferris is best "grill"

also scout mains are usually faggots

I'm sure this is related to tf2 in some way

i dont get it

donald duck and mickey mouse wouldn't talk about things like that normally

are you still hunting the game boi engi?

i have faith in you user, it will happen

yeah but i dont get the message
I got one from merassmission lel

welcome to the cool dudes club

tfw you will never do this
youtube.com/watch?v=7BK__76rHJE

the one time i was rolling out i saw a soldier with sunbeams unusual and i wanted to impress him so i tried and rolled out in like .03 seconds i was a badass

i never did it again though

holy lel
teamfortress.tv/37043/evl-medics-banned-by-esea
also I never realized how good saturn is

holy shit

add me to the meme count pls

Whoops, forgot to include the picture.

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what did he mean by this

what is medic

He can't pay the bills.

I'll take an M.

4Chin is gonna die just like TF2

You Win!

Sorry that other person guessed it already :/

fuck I thought it was malware ads

What, the gif? Nah it's just a gif.

He meant the answer to the question. Which is dumb, because there weren't enough spaces.

Oh, well uh yeah.

Here's another one!
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well you're a faggot
see

Can I get an E?

logs.tf/1553066#76561197978508626

when u nut

NOPE

ok

>sniper offclassed as spy, pyro, engi, and heavy

jsut whta

you're welcome to guess again

I don't wanna anymore

ah okay

Show me O.

some people on the team were goofing off and i was trying hard to make sure we didn't lose

it's plat 6s

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R

NOPE

L

so many comm servers on that list
what about making a pastebin with different pastebin links for each region? EU, USA, Asia...
and a link to TF.TV servers too, those are decent, specially for few players since they are specific good modes for low population servers

hey guys

do you ever realize

that tf2 is almost similar to a moba

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full louse

Yeah, just the other day some guy noticed that the game was like wow. He was healing a heavy and was like, "you're like a tank and I'm a healer this is just like wow"

NOPE

E

Bull Locks?

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What did I win?

The game you win the game

oh

I'm gong to bed

bye

strawpoll.me/11521248

>tfw play tf2 for the first time in a year
God I've missed this game. Missed you guys a ton but you probably don't even remember me.
How you guys been? Any cool shit I've missed?

Casual and competitive are new, a few weapon changes, mmm the game is pretty similar to what it was before.

does botmode still throw every match

you mean mvm?

Yeah I played casual Halloween for a few hours today, had a fucking blast. Takes a while to get the ol' competitive instincts back though

the 6s player

You thinking of playing competitive anytime soon?

Naw, I'm waaay too rusty to do that again and don't really wanna dedicate all day every day to srs bsns. I will play ranked though, sounds pretty fun

>he spams text binds

#PoppingKritz/Uber

>that guy spamming the "mad?" bind at the speed of light in comp mm
oh the irony

>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.

>first round
>lol blu team a shit lmao
>beat the first section
>wtf omg you guys why you let blu team cap
>same deal with the second section
>get to the last section of the map
>lose
>haha blu team a shit lol

how do i read that

you just did

reinstalling tf2
whats the current state of the game?

>feel like doing the wave 666 mission
>buy ticket
>mann up
>cant see it in selection
>internet it
>its community only
>join community server
>laggy as fuck
>4 scouts
>sniper
>mini sentry
>meme heavies
>cow manglers
fuck

>be me
>do thing

competitive is shit

casual is basically a dumbed down version of community servers and you have to re-matchmake at the end of 2 rounds for some fucking reason

community servers are dead except skial and 24/7 2fort

eh good enough
just want something i can hop on and be annoying when im bored of playing other games

competitive in a nutshell
>no class limits
>vacc medics healing cheaters
>sometimes the game is balanced even with cheaters, but only because there is one in each team
>loooong wait for each match
>shit performance specially in viaduct

post black grenadiers
r8

>if doge played tf2

dude like
le mems xd