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>NEWS & STREAMS
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reminder that ee is the reason puppey lost his mind

Guys I need to fuck Drow

>EEnvoker

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where is the webm of that envy play?

Nth for EE

She is not real mate.

Imagine if you had to play a support on envys team. He's gonna draft some hero for himself mid
He's gonna lose mid
He's gonna feed....
He has a hero pool of ONE hero, terrorblade mid...

>be 2k
>one guy is screaming at us during picking stage to pick his stupid shit
>i dont want to listen to this fag
>check his profile
>4k solo 2,5k party
>shit i better listen
>he stomps while his stack and i watch
easiest 25 of my life

goto sleep tobi, you have a long day tomorrow

>wanted to play with gfs butt tonight and masturbate onto her spread butthole
>she agrees to this
>falls asleep on the couch and then gets up and goes into the bedroom to go to sleep for the night
>i'm just sitting here with an angry boner

explain this dotards

BOUT TO DIE BETTER USE MANA BOOTS

Where can I subscribe to your blog?

real girls are ugly though

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ee storm is always the best
he abandons lane to jungle so fast

/r/dota2

same

well I guess it's over since I can't watch in client

he looks so chinese in the last one you can just see him becoming one o fthose old broken english chinese men that runs a cigar shop or something

why the fuck is this chink like 6'4 though envy is 100% chinese so hes literally in the top 0.001% of height for chinese

bet that nigga dick short as fuuuuu

>normalfags literally need to constantly post nsfw images of 3dpd to reasure themselves of their sexuality and availability of women they'll never even see once in their lives
could not fabricate this

reminder
clips.twitch dot tv/beyondthesummit/HelpfulDolphinDatSheffy

INVOKED DAT GHOST WALK TWICE

NO DEAFENING BLAST

EE SAMA SPARE MY SIDES

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hey guys can anyone post the wr webm?

You need Social level 6 for the Mate Dominance spell

Fresh off the presses boys

>game is called defence of the acients
>my ancient gets destroyed

these tricasts are super comfy

just rape her lol
she'll like it ;)

>Watching Envy so characteristically fuck up

Pottery.

Did this really just happen?

I agree, but can we fug something that doesn't exist? Pls respond.

>getting triggered by 3dpd
Settle down ok?

That was definitely the inflection point on the fucking graph of that game.

Thanks family

I wonder if anyone got up and went and smacked EE in the head after that. I would have

nice, time to add this to the collection

holyf uck

im not a native could you reword this shit i dont understand much but i can feel some autism

art thing is giving me a seizure

Why can't you wager tokens for your team losing?

Better aim for the front of the head, the guy has some frontal lobe impairment for sure because his decision making is all sorts of bad.

because you could intentionally lose? fucking retard

okay so, list of things he got wrong
>invokes alacrity twice
>invokes forge spirits while it was on cd
>took too long to bb to try and at least snipe the rosh for the bounty
did I get it right

Why aren't the tokens that are lost in the wager given to the opposite team?
Where do the tokens go?

is NA Dota dying?

seems like the majority of other NA players I know quit 2-3 years ago, only ones still playing are the ones who have been playing since WC3

these days the NA servers are like 50% Peruvians monkeys, seems like the pub scene here is completely evaporating

It used to be that only 3k and under had the Peruvian plague, even the fucking pros like Arteezy and Sumail are getting Peruvian feeders in their high mmr games, and in the actual pro scene they are getting banned for match fixing

Why doesn't Valve protect NA Dota from that shit?

REGION LOCKS NOW

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well
he never icewalls it while it's walking back
he doesn't have the proper items for it

etc
w/e

The point is if he had any clue how to play invoker, he could carry this game.

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dotard?

>FDL beats NP
>Col beats NP
>One of the SA teams beats NP

Is it conceivable for this loss to put NP in the bottom 6 or w/e of the NA quals?

>town portal expert
every goddamn time

NP beat themselves

IS CM the most powerful support in Dota?

Hey guys can anyone post the webm of windrunner?

If we fug something does that mean its real, and applying the transitive property, does it make the fugged girls ugly?

hello yes what should i but for late game health regen
it feels like tangos dont heal enough after mid game and i dont wanna keep running back to spawn to heal everytime i get down to 35% or lower

reminder

yea she's literally a real vacuum with that mouth of hers
never would have guessed from looks

what is real user ?

gotchu familia

bkb

Are NP playing any more games today

I'm not defending 3dpd you retard. Truth is I really want to fug Luna's ass.

thanks friend i will try that next game

I haven't paid attention to dota since the last major, what do I need to know

>second place is the first loser

They'll have to find a replacement mid player after they're done choking envy

hey qt

Based shitposting wizard

Variable bitrate fucks that webm

I wish I could just make it through mpv instead of youtube-dl/webm4retards

yes

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lewd

so EE is a "pro"?

really makes you think...

its not variable bitrates fault he's retarded with numbers
enjoy your bloated webms that you'll never get to post since they're too big for Veeky Forums using constant

he has made over $750 000 playing dota2.

i would consider that a professional.

holy shit bulldog is based

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>trump literally destroying shillary in the early voting

lmao

Dec 12th make Krobelus great again

Is Crystal Maiden the most Disney hero?

>Posting About based trump in /d2g/

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>our guys are playing
>cast by lama
guess I'm watching in game...

I want to nut in that ghost ass

finally

I liked when in older dota2 you get customize 1 item to any hero. It just got set to same equip slot.

I post a few

no, enchantress is

EE still got another game?

grant is such an idiot

Heroes I NEED to fuck:
>Drow
>TA
>Lina
>QoP
>Mirana
>CM
>LC
>Naga
>WR

grant is casting with eosin & kotlguy on the bts stream

>no men
wow racist

where's wyvern?

i miss carry void

I NEED to fucking BREED lanaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!