/lolg/ League of Legends General

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>playing botlane
>Syndra and Jayce aren't a pain to play against even when off meta
>Eve takes skill

>Riven is a great girl and I want to fug her!
fixed

theoretically no, practically there is a chance to be banned for refusing to communicate

that's also stupid because the current gold items give supports a pretty decent farm

imo scientists should behave like black and women, they should unite against their misrepresentation in fiction

>blasted
i always try to take the worse team if i notice so naturally i lose more. if more people took it upon themselves to unstack games I would easily share the spot for best vg vs vg player with mjf just due to how many i win

if its stacked like the jayce its just boring rolling over silvers/golds

good post but uh ya i am better than 99% of you lol...

i defended you last thread, and now you attack me?

We can hug and fug, they're not exclusive.

>his attack move click isnt bound to left click

Sona wouldn't tell someone to kill themselves would she?

Best girl.
Best lover.
Best wife.

buffs belong to jungler

if somebody takes mine i take his lane farm

Cutest ship

this was a pain in the ass to set up
and the drawback is i can't click on the minimap to move anymore

s-sorry

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>Playing NuNu
>mfw the enemy jungler raging in all chat about getting counter jungled

>can't use minimap etc. without a work around with this shit
If you use anything but A for attack move click you legit have brain damage and should probably be shot in the brain

>hey im a normie
>look discord friends
>im just like u!
>pls don't shun me
just stop

A sensible decision.

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Shitty tracing OP

That's not how the game works, user. The map should be played as a team.
If I'm roaming around enough as an ADC to get red buff across the map from bot lane then we're past the point where lane cs "belongs" to a laner.
The people who can best use the gold or who can best serve the team by being that lane should clear the waves.

This isn't theory either, I'm only mid gold and this is how most of my games go.

>Cutest ship
now i imagine lux and ezreal as two destroyers

who are you

thanks for using my edit user G'night everyone.

Did a single person defend poor autism-chan? Pretty sure the entire thread annihilated his asshole.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

youtu.be/Nr-0quWJyGo
EU? Hello?

Good one, user.

kingsley
pretty sure you 3 normies raged while everyone else said no1 cares about 3dpd bandle shit
but sure whatever you wanna believe

Don't you mean in Zac?

yes, i did. i defended his asshole

xth for sticking your dick in crazy

>kingsley
whos that

Crazy bitches are such good fucks, but holy shit don't let them know anything about you.

my magic name for when i do magic

you are too much of a coward to in real life

But it isn't traced

Like it is clearly referencing that pic but that doesn't make it traced

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is that your ign or something
just answer no memes

Yo real talk

If you play Darius then FUCK YOU

i don't want to be alone anymore

>trying to learn Ryze
>enemy teams keep picking strong early game champions or assassins which are my kryptonite
What do you do in this scenario? inb4 farm under turret

hey illaoifag, how do you feel about futa illaoi?

r8 don't h8

FUCK ↗ YOU ↘

UNMATCHED POWER

i'm not memeing. i practice magic after mediating for 2 years to astral project i performed a ritual for my magic name. it ended up being a christian scam to make my magic tied to the shitty spirit calling himself god to christians. so ill probably never use that name because my beliefs don't line up with Christianity.

rituals and magic at the very least is a means to control your entire consciousness. ol methods of magic have worked well for lucid dreaming / astral projection

I'd still suck her off.

Oh what the hell why not

Also looking over this chart in hindsight, I might be a little gay.

get the fuck away from my waifu you faggots

Alright /lolg/, let's do another one of these.

Pick a champion, any champion.

Think hard now, and now changing your mind once you've chosen.

Got one? Good.

By some mysterious object's magic, you find that you have switched bodies with your Champion!

Both of you where alone and present at the time, so both of you know the conditions and details of the spell.

The spell cannot be broken, though the effects will wear off in seven days. Your conscience is swapped over,though you brain and body is not. This means that you can in theory replicate everything your Champion could do and vice versa. Muscle memory and cognitive ability is retained, so you may find you suddenly have the reaction time to catch an arrow mid flight, or solve complex equations. However, keep in mind that just because you are capable of something doesn't mean you can do it on command. You and your Champion lack each other's instincts and experience, which will affect how well you are able to do things.

In addition, any detriments either of you had will also come to light. While most of you will suddenly be granted extraordinary abilities, most of your champions will shudder to realize they have gone from nigh superhuman to... whatever you guys are like.

You are free to do what you want for the week, however one thing that is certain is that you MUST spend at least three days in the daily grind of your champion. If your champion is a soldier, then you must fight. Where they a scientist, you will don a lab coat. If they are a smelly Noxian hobo, you better be ready to spread those legs since food isn't going to be free, loser.

Oh, and one other thing. Should one of you die, then BOTH of you die.

So /lolg/, with the longest Pick a Champ yet, how is your week?

Bonus round: Describe the week of your champion as well.

In.

>Nasus, Leo and Ashe
My nigga

You can go fuck yourself my friend.

>Nasus Top
>Shyv Jungle
>TF Mid
>Trundle Jungle

What timeline do you come from?

>Can't play the champion that you love.
user, just be a man.

>Ryze
Better start walking I guess. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll find a rune for him

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>Shyvana
Jarvan's in a match right now quick lolg what do I do.

I'm terrible at everything, it's just that the enemy team is slightly more terrible than I am when I play angry shouting chinaman.

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Go dig through his underwear

Why spend so much time making those 5x4s when no one's even going to comment

>Get secondary role
>Ask for jungle (my primary)
>Guy says no
>Talks about how he's going to carry
>Doesn't even connect
>Remake

Thank fucking god, I hate playing adc but it's the only other role I'm "decent" at and know all the match ups

>human form

it's Noxus Poppy you dunce

> Garen
I think I can fuck Kata so...

god it feels so good to win a game you actually deserved to win (and carried). when it's right it's right

>Ashe
I suddenly call an out of shape pale NEET to my governing councils and make every attempt to avoid sex with Tryndamere hopefully not super common in the first place since it's a political marriage
I probably take a vacation using some of my queenly royalties for 4 days after sitting around the first 3, still with my strange NEET man in tow.

you arent real
kiddo

Ashe

>She doesn't like being a useless guy
>May start to warm up to not really having to do anything, so it's relaxation time
>Tries to improve body because it's not fit

Meanwhile
>Having to be a proper leader
>Having to defend against Sejuani and constantly avoid violence
>Possibly have to hunt down Ice Witch
>May be able to get going with Tryndamere

Will Ashe improve my body?
Will I learn what it's like to be a lovely woman of the frozen lands?
Will I get plowed like the snow?
Tune in next time!

>full human figure
>giant tits
That's not poppy, that's poseur poppy.

Also thanks for the pic nerd.

Why doesn't anyone play bruisers anymore?

Which female champion would be most likely to cheat on her bf with a big dicked old fat guy? Asking for a friend.

No that's his personal room.
He's coming back now.

>ahri
damn, ahri, don't make me lose my work, i'm not in the mood to look for another

also... well, i hope i enjoy being fucked

liss

>playing Ranked
>hear a tap at your window
>pull back the blinds
>see this
What do you do?

>artist doesn't give her an exaggerated pumpkin head so it's human form

nah son

nah

>Shyvana

Spend literally all week turning into a dragon and masturbating.

Allll week.

In the mean time Shyvana can get to know her human side better in a fully human body. and look through my collection of dragon girl pictures

Well clearly you need to be swift as the coursing river.

>literally same size as an actual human
>being real poppy
????

stop replying to the tripfaggot

Is it your first time on this chinese fingerpainting board or something?

>Have to start banning MF because so many spergs want to play her in ranked
End my life senpai

The last 34 posts before yours were all written by non tripcode users. Yes I counted. Why are you sperging out randomly?

>Skarner
He ends up rightfully pissed and forces me to act as though he would for the entirety of the week, down to trekking through the desert to look for ways to fix his kind. Maybe he even forces me to hunt and kill other humans. Meanwhile he probably wants to commit suicide through embarrassment of being turned into a human.

With luck we grow to like each other and spend time cuddling

this stuff actually repulses me heavly

Nice opinion I didn't ask for

>Ekko
I'm gonna go mess with the timeline after doing hood shit.

t. tripcode user in disguise

you were never asked for