pyromancy and magic is thrash until late game fact
Lucas Russell
Were they high?
Noah Robinson
So of all the Souls YouTubers and Twitch streamers, who's "our guy"?
Matthew Jenkins
anyone have a stack of souls they can drop me?
PC at high wall?
Bentley Long
>spam deep soul >if someone gets in range I R1 spam with a Sharp Crow Quill+10 buffed with CMW >get back and throw quills to execute people who get low or roll into one of my stronger spells that I weave in etc >if things get bad I pop out 2scythe and combo them because at that point they are aggressive enough to just run at me and eat the combo anyways >havent lost a single duel >always point down after I win >10 match streak >dont even let them give me fan mail, refuse to even signify their existence my cock is so fucking hard
Samuel Adams
+10 flame with 30/30 does 350 damage with fire orb and three rings
fire orb is thrash and you won't get a good spell until karla earliest in the propaned capital which is as good as end game why would you even upgrade
no new person is going to the smouldering lake on their first playthrough so they're stuck with fire orb until you get to karla smouldering lakei s a post-game area that youll find from looking online because even if the bridge breaks you wont know that you can climb down
Eli Carter
It's Dark Souls, of course they were high.
Isaac Anderson
You sound like a huge faggot my dude
Dylan Sanchez
me
www.youtube.com/lasermansteam
Liam King
He's not your dude, guy.
Eli Allen
Zullie
But she never uploads shit.
Ryder Jenkins
Hes not guy, my pal.
Owen Hill
Why does this moron keep invading?
Jack Green
sounds like you'd get destroyed by a decent player
Anthony White
_he has a youtube/twitch?
also who was that le epic trole that streamed on youtube of him cheating
Ryan Cook
>just over an hour. Not him and not saying pyromancy is bad, but where are you talking about? It takes me more than an hour to do Vordt but I know you mean further than that. Furthest I ever got was right before Farron Keep or Cathedral of the Deep and that character had a playtime of about 30 hours (though to be fair, some of that would be while minimised).
Hudson Scott
>tfw I killed like 3 people from the FC on accident before I killed him haha oops also because I'm embered so I could actually fight people
Mason Green
Is that sick secret pyromancy any good?
Bentley Edwards
Too bad there's nothing really similar to Northern Regalia that's worth using, guess I just gotta go for the closest looking thing to Dragon Bone Smasher them.
And I keep wondering if I should go up to 125 to get a little more vit to be able to use Gundyr chest without fatrolling. But then again, this chest is cool looking too.
Sebastian Martinez
I like DaveControl. He's more of a lorefag, like me, but he's not terrible at the game either.
Cameron Hernandez
>It takes me more than an hour to do Vordt
Ian Gray
Any lossless rips of the new DLC OST?
Tyler Price
Vordt can be done in under 10 mins, the shit you saying. When you know the path of this game you can complete it easy in under 6 hours, this is assuming you skip all the monsters and treasure you don't need ofcourse.
Parker Edwards
Pointing down is okay but pointing down and throwing poop is better.
Blake Morgan
>65 str ???
Aaron Davis
Isn't it Old King Doran or are you memeing?
Levi Turner
um did he fall or something
Isaiah Flores
ayy dawgie
Alexander Young
Yeah. I die a few times on Iudex, then die a bunch of times on katanafag, then die to every fucking knight on the Wall at least once. Then I'll die once or twice to Vordt himself.
I have another character that I've only got to Undead Settlement with, maybe I wandered around there a bit, and the playtime is about 4.5 hours.
Caleb Powell
My favorite's still pointing at them at the start of a fight and then crushing a soul item.
Ryder Martin
I fucking hate that guy. Annoying as fuck.
Jordan Sanchez
>takes me more than an hour to do vordt
Carson Collins
Have you tried not dying to all that stuff?
Andrew Thompson
Yeah I'm meming, I hit l instead of r but I liked it so I kept it I took a point out of it to put in vit because I only lose like 2 or 3 ar from that one point.
Cameron Lopez
Just CE it.
If you can't/won't, I do actually have a character partway through the game that I'm not going to use but I'm about to go to bed. It's 8:20AM here now and I've been awake all night. I could drop all the soul items for you later today or at some point over the next few days. Not sure when I'll be back on.
Andrew Walker
>takes me more than an hour to do vordt
Andrew Torres
So what determines a rank up in the arena?
Connor Turner
Your argument is that if you don't know about a specific mechanic or area, pyromancy is worthless, unfortunately you could apply your shitty, generic argument to any aspect of the game. The only reason you're upset about pyromancy is because you couldn't figure out how to make it useful
Andrew Mitchell
>I die a few times on Iudex
Are you talking about the very first time you played the game or does this actually unironically happen to you on new runs?
Owen Scott
WELP I'm retarded. Kill the FC host because i can't control myself. In my defense Claire was casting just all kinds of fire at me. It was clearly self defense.
Jack Evans
>This guy invades the world and vapes at your host. Wat do?
Samuel Torres
>Not him and not saying pyromancy is bad, but where are you talking about? It takes me more than an hour to do Vordt I wish I wasn't on my laptop so I had smug anime girls for you
you should two shot vordt with the basic fireball
Owen Lee
a +10 flame does 350 damage with flame orb you don't get any good spells until karla and smouldering lake
Jonathan Garcia
bro you solved the mystery. that was the main puzzle of the dlc, took 7 months to figure out a challenge difficult enough for us highly intelligent dark souls fans
thank you miyazaki, i love you
Connor Robinson
it's okay, I only died because I didn't just fire surge you and tried to be nice
With all the webms she makes, you'd think it would be full of videos, but it's barely anything.
Lucas Anderson
I first played it when it came out. I died on him several times then. I got to some bonfire after Sage, two assholes come down some steps and fight you. Wherever that is is the furthest I got.
I didn't play the game for months after that. Then I went back and in one go went through to Undead Settlement and did a bit of that with a new character. Then I didn't play for about 2 months or so, maybe more.
Now I've started again with a third character. Playtime is 6 hours and I'm before Vordt, but that's mainly gonna be the game being minimised as I'm on here.
>you should two shot vordt with the basic fireball I don't see how - it takes about 6 of them to kill a fucking knight (not blocking). Yeah, Vordt's weak to fire, but not THAT weak, surely.
Caleb Baker
yes
Jaxon Williams
Lobos is kind of gay now but still okay
Aris is the only guy i watch on twitch anymore though
Lucas Howard
>Playtime is 6 hours and I'm before Vordt,
Carson Wood
Alright, I finally played the DLC so here's my fucking review if anyone is interested.
>Pros +It honestly isn't that short, map wise. Plenty of shit to explore, should take longer than 2-3 hours blind if you're not overleveled as shit and going into the nooks and crannies +Crow Bro and the painter girl are pretty cute, would protect/set on fire +Pretty cool enemies with nice sets, fashionable shields +Good melee weapons, especially if you're a dex fag +Benharts voice actor +One good boss fight
>Cons -Only one good boss fight -The reason this DLC isn't worth the 15 bucks isn't cause the map, it's the content. Two sorceries that are shit frost reskins. The single pyromancy spell is eh, and the single miracle redefines garbage. You get a single ring, a boring as fuck frost stat resist basically only useful in the boss fight. Strength is also pretty bland compared to what the dex fags got, especially considering Earthseeker is just a machete copy paste -A fucking 0 reward copy pasted kiln arena is not something to praise. This was DLC in DS1 and base game in 2, not to mention the population split of a game that could barely push 10k for Steam on a good day in release year -The hardcore establishment that Dark Souls 3 is diet Bloodborne. Elfriede is a Bloodborne boss, the fucking fly mutants/diseased barf crows, the dex faggotry, the entire aesthetic is basically DS1 re-imagined as BB. I miss my leggy crow demons and decent looking dragon form -Can't get crow knight set, even just the mask. This tells me that the developers either don't like or merely don't play video games. Nobody who fucking killed those things stopped and thought "Gee, sure am glad I can't get their set" -the decision to let the fucking Merchant Hag eat your souls instead of just dropping the fucking Millwood set. I don't get the fucking logic behind this, I wish I could ream the faggot who keeps doing this with a cactus
6.5/10
John Nelson
how to get pro mlg badges from the arena? Can I get it from Duels, or should it be brawls?
Ian Richardson
where does patches go after cathedral of the deep? I bought the siegward armor from him, and I thought he was supposed to go to firelink, but he's not here. Just killed the guys who fight each other in the boss fight, and he's still not here.
Cooper Mitchell
It takes me longer than an hour to do Vordt because I do Dancer, Oceiros, Dragonslayer armor, and Champion Gundyr first to get a fully upgraded weapon and lotsa levels.
Bentley Foster
Who's the best Dark Souls streamer? Who's the best Dark Souls memer?
Joseph Jackson
I just finished the dlc and that statue, doll is suppose to be priscilla and friede disguised as her, right??
Tyler Morgan
Thank you for completely ignoring my point that your argument could be made of any build. I assume this means you can't argue against it and therefore accept its valid.
Your +3 flame, according to you, did 300. Look man, if you can't get through the game doing 300 damage per ranged hit on a spell that uses as little FP as fire orb, it's not pyromancy, it's you. You are just bad with pyromancy. Yes, the best stuff is locked out until nearer the end of the game, just like with every other build type, that isn't an argument. The problem is you can't do it because you aren't good enough.
Jackson Ortiz
>hey guy, this is a pretty cozy place and we like it here, just lay yourself down somewhere and you got yourself a home >oh shit guy, you're ash? that's cool, just don't around messing with any flames, alright? >hey guy, so I saw you were poking around and yeah, our world's turning to shit, but that's okay, it's still our home >okay guy, so you learned that I am making this dude self-flagellate to keep the flame smothered and let the world rot. rot's cool, I like rot. >but it's cool, guy - a little slap on the wrist and you can go back to your own world, right? >right?
Jacob Myers
Some guy really wanted to get to the bonfire but the door was locked so he built some scaffolding and then never unlocked the door himself for some reason
or he built the scaffolding so that he could lock the door to slightly inconvenience the next person coming through and then left the scaffolding because he was lazy
Deep lore.
Easton Ramirez
hold up you're not talking shit about my millwood axe right? shit was such a big upgrade over my battle axe probably got like 80 more AR from it
Carson Sullivan
it's a dark souls 2 reference
Henry Morales
how am i supposed to enjoy the pvp in ds3?
everytime I die its from a swing that isn't even close to me. What the fuck
Henry White
Is fire clutch ring worth the damage absorbtion sacrifice?
Got 672 AR without it and 702 with it on my Demon Greataxe
Nathaniel Evans
>me defeating Gundyr earlier >thank fuck for that shitty starter ring >tfw I actually find Gehrman easiesr than Gundyr
Luis Lewis
Are you new to Souls pvp? Thats how it has always worked.
Charles Sanchez
The netcode always has been and sadly probably always will be shitty. Best advice I can give is roll again if you think there's a risk of getting caught
Julian Reed
No no, he built it for the god of scaffolding who hates the first flame. There, proper lore.
Kevin Ortiz
Pretty much this. She and homeboy tell you multiple times to just piss off and leave it be. Not gonna lie, the thought crossed my mind to just piss off and leave it be. I didn't obviously, but for a brief flash I actually felt like I was roleplaying in a souls game.
You have to be an uber competitive American child with Mountain Dew for blood.
Tyler Clark
get good and get used to latency being fucked to some opponents because of p2p
you have to adjust your spacing and timing to account for latency
Josiah Cook
yes fuck
it would be so good if it was as tight as a fighting game.
Aaron Rivera
FC still on?
Luke Bell
>it would be so good if it was as tight as a fighting game. Just like your mom's butthole, but instead it's sloppy and loose and shitty.
Evan Sanchez
Just like your butthole.
Elijah Jones
FC's over since I killed everyone plus this invader dork, gonna quit for tonight
Connor Hernandez
>sloppy and loose and shitty. hot
Tyler Ramirez
nah, that one's decent but pretty bland. Like the follower sabre for dexfags. It's the salt but there's no pepper.
Oliver Sullivan
Why don't you come over here and say that to my face and fuck me in the ass, fag?
Colton Bell
>enter le ebin low level seeded NG+ world >blue spirit gets called in >shank him after he gets put down to like 5% by world enemies >black crystal out while host desperately chases me around
Thanks for the free tongues and souls I guess?
Zachary Harris
Good fun thanks for hosting.
Jacob Edwards
ty for hosting claire bb
Evan Rodriguez
Not worth it.
Adam Adams
>invade >host is playing eternal hide and seek
why dont you just play offline i dont get this trend honestly
Joseph Diaz
>the thought crossed my mind to just piss off and leave it be.
I wanted to honor her wishes and not stick my nose into her business.
And then Painter Woman told me she wanted to see fire.
Hunter Jenkins
Maybe they'd like to co-op, or like using the message system.
Owen Brooks
Maybe they have souls on the line and are hoping to get a blue policeman to help or something. Maybe they don't care for PvP or are bad at it and are hoping you'll leave.
I don't really mind it, just b/c out if you can't find them
I found some cheeky bugger hiding the other day and it was pretty amusing discovering him curled up in a ball in a corner after searching for about 5 ~ 10 minutes
Oliver Allen
>using Vilhems set with Sage hat for my sorcerer/dex character Yo this shits so fucking good.
I like the feeling of being a Frost mage with my Scythe and the frost wave spell
too bad frostbite is the WORST stuff in the game.
Jason Baker
To annoy u???
Want pvp go to the arena
Alexander Allen
All the signs around her saying stuff like "Fuck this bitch, she will betray you" and "enemy ahead" (along with the standard "time for finger but hole" ones) made me curious what she was up to.
Ian Flores
>mommy the other kinds won't play with me! why don't they just stay home?
Liam Walker
>having fun
Andrew Cruz
what's the recommended level for the catacombs/wolnir/irithyll? 50-60?
I've been at level 30 since around the crystal sage and haven't felt a need to level up till now, and I can't find anyone to coop with so I imagine i'm probably a bit underleveled.
Connor Diaz
If only I had a longfinger...
Parker Hernandez
Yeah, I mean she seemed pretty "Go away, we don't like strangers here." and she's sitting above some horrible room filled with hundreds of rotting bodies. But I mean, it was their world, and it's not like I haven't killed a whole lot of people that were just hanging out in their respective places, so I did feel sort of bad about ignoring what she told me.
But as soon as the painter moved to the attict, I started thinking along the lines of "If I leave Friede here, is she going to kill this adorable girl who just wants to see fire?" and it was all downhill from there.
My opinion of Friede did start to improve during the many times I was dying to her, she was pretty cool.