/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

I just woke up and they let Meracle naga get picked? wtf are they thinking?

>2016
>still think singsing is good
huh?

singsing is good though

?

want to rewatch old mouz 2012 vods together while u suck my dick?

>drops deso in front of fountain
truly the most powerful race

Miracle left Liquid for this?

dont be lewd

Wheres the guy who offered ME, PSG his 5k account to play on?

Why did you stop responding? Did you think I'm afraid of 5k? I've played in hundreds of matches against 5k players

I want to know why you left when I accepted to play your 5k account, surely it can't be because you don't want to be embarrassed right?

I accept challenges that come my way little buddy, is the same true for you?

btw my main account is down to 2.7k now

i lost 5 ranked games tonight its impossible to win ranked on this account, yet i can win at 4k

what a mystery

Its ok, you can always watch his stream and vids..

They deserved it for letting Bone7 draft but seeing Elements and Prodota eat shit has been amazing.

still only played 2 games on the 4k, ehh PSG? 4ks not some insanely skill bracket or anything, you have enough hours and spend enough time here that, if you weren't 4k on your main by now (which you're far from), you're a total and I mean TOTAL shitter. Wins on a 4k account or not, you really need to quit this fucking game already.

>draft warlock mid
>lose
>draft warlock mid again
>lose again

what was bone thinking

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT

I would like to call bullshit but I'm stuck at the 3k mark while constantly carrying my 5k+ friends when playing as a stack.

>acting like this happened 5 seconds ago
senpai i think youre more autistic than EE

LOL HOLY SHIT LODA AND KELLY SPLIT

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/59qqdi/loda_broke_up_with_kelly/

is this real? holy shit

someone should make an online compilation with all the hilarious EE webms

>/loda_broke_up_with_kelly/

If it was true it would be the other way around

why the bb ss?

How is it possible that when they're suppose to look happy, all of them fail to do so, but all of them also have a different facial expression
>H4nni looks worried
>Era looks dead inside
>n0tail is doing his n0tail face
>Fly is either cringing or wants to rape the cameraman
>Trixi came

poor navi ;_;

wait what the fuck is going on with navi

THIS IS THE GAME THAT WILL DISBAND NAVI

WE'RE WITNESSING HISTORY HERE BOYS

>wait what the fuck is going on with navi
nothing - 4

>why aren't they all stepford smilers

good question user

>watch hilarious as fuck tier Z dota
>or navis depressing final game
choices choices

ayy

You may have autism user. Failing the relate faces to the proper emotions is one of the clearer symptoms of autism.

Liquid vs Na'vi will probably have both if this is another Matumbaman Warlock.

lol at best he's tier 3

Manila qualifiers had double the tier 1 dota that we've seen these qualifiers. So fucking shit. I'm glad I slept through them and didn't choose to watch them all night.

What's with pros and Warlock anyway? It keeps losing yet people keep drafting him.

Tried to snatch it

Why are teams picking warlock when all he does is feed the enemy team gold with his badforgespirit?

user tier 1 dota as we know it ended after TI6
this constant player switching will be the death of this game

NOW THE EUROPOOS HAVE STARTED PICKING LYCAN AFTER CHINKS FORCED HIM

WHY

to make sure he never gets any sort of buff

Shadow Word is really strong during the laning stage (can solo kill most heroes) and Fatal Bonds is incredible, it can be partially dispelled but never fully dispelled (you still still take damage from bonded allies no matter what, even if BKB'd)

Valve needs to stop shuffles.

>If golems couldn't get difussaled, Warlock would be top pick/ban
-various pros

This has been happening since before dota2 was released newfriend.
>b-but the teamI liked when I started following dota2 doesn't exist anymore baw ;_;
we all experienced that, just accept it and move on

>Shitroky
LMAO

Tactical feeding

>badforgespirit
>not aoe roar that summons a super necro minion

We aren't going to accept this shitty dota. All the teams created by player switching are dogshit right now. Each of them is worse than their previous version except secret. And it doesn't seem to be getting better

>We aren't going to accept this shitty
go whine in reddit faggot

as I said we all went through that stage at some point

Players would leave regardless of Valve's system user. Miracle left, Jerax left, Crit- left, Moon was kicked, Moo was kicked. This would have happened no matter what.

>All the teams created by player switching
What did he mean by this?

Has anyone tried NP's hot sauce?

Say my name, peasants

>Liquid dropping the game vs navi to save them from disbanding

BASED

Any pro casting with Blitz?

good guy kurkoy

It's all about who you know.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Well, this is my life now.

I'll ask again, cuz i didn't get a proper answer last time. When do i buy vanguard/sny/vlads on jugg and pa? And when to buy deso on jugg.

what the fuck is wrong with dendis face here

has miracle had a single good game in the new liquid? every game he's 5-6th on the net worth list

GIVE BACK THE FUCKING HP BAR. I hate how dotards just blindly accept shit if valve just ignores them.

>navi is winning

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>This PSG stream
Better entertainment than any dota stream
>Dives T4 with aegis
>Dies twice
>Diebacks
>B-B-BUT ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA IT WAS MY TEAM THAT THREW I DUNDU NUFFIN

If Na'vi throw this game, is na'vi going to be kill?

You don't

aruments please?

because the hp bar is still there retard kys

Even if youre playing at being retarded FUCK YOU

you can't gain mmr when you have low bheavior score every ranked game is automatic loss. we've been over this

mmr is an illusion and the rmm system is a lie i've dispelled it

You can't gain MMR because you are shit.

is liquid throwing?

Where is Lycan's Shadowblade and Echo Sabre?

What is this Vlad's garbage

doesnt take much of a man to sling insults

takes a lot more of one to prove multiple systems that people have disbelief about and then prove everyone wrong about your skill level

stay mad stay irrelevant stay little

it's not throwing if they're just bad

>Lycan and Warlock

what do you think?

bulba thouhg

Miracle is doing his best to.

Why would you draft Lycan when the enemy have void and Beastmaster?
I don't understand

1) PICK WARLOCK
2) DONT MAX UPHEAVAL
3) ????
4) LOSE

>0-4 team beat 4-0 team
LE WINS DONT MEAN ANYTHING :DDDD
IVE DISPELLED PRODOTA

>doturds not understanding how much navi needed that game

Its a "Lycan wasted 2300 gold on vlads" episode

>from all the realities in the mutliverse there's one where Navi win all the remaining games qualifying for boston and then proceeds to stomp the major
>there's a chance that reality is ours

>that post from yesterday how liquid was saving strats
>they lose to navi very next day

but liquid won everything yesterday, why would anyone say they were saving strats? they are saving strats today because they pretty much are qualified for the next stage

lycan is awful jungler you stupid shitstain there is no reason to pick him when you can buy iron talon and jungle with more useful heroes if you really need to

>Liquid lost to Navi
HOW.

dotabuff.com/heroes/lycan/items

vladmirs has 703,386 purchases on lycan
refresher orb has 455

If refresher orb, as you say, is viable, then why would people rather buy dagon?
checkmate faggot

>Era
HAHAHA THAT FAT SHIT

have you ever considered that you can buy iron talon and jungle with lycan even FASTER than those other heroes?
and then lycan can rush carry items and rape enemy heroes OR rush tower killing items and rape enemy towers