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>so much grams
>unzip da bag, dip in my hand
>then I palm trees
Illustrated hy Hanzo edition
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GOOD TIMES

ALL NEW STATE OF MIND

Jesse Mccree

>I can't get out of gold because my team sucks
>elo hell fuck this matchmaking!

I dropped down to 1600 for you guys to prove that it is very possible and easy to solo querers out of gold back to diamond.

Tracer

Last weekend to get those Halloween 'chievos.

Anyone else gonna hit the grind? Any groups?

most of the overwatch playerbase are massive shitters what do you expect

>We are clearly the worse team in the match
>as we go to attack someone on their team DCs
>they never return
>we barely pull out a win 6v5
>ggez

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playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652

>ggez

But will something good happen?

This game is so disheartening

I can never win as support or tank because there's only so much I can do if the dps is awful at countering and outputting damage and I'm not good enough at dps to carry and even then dps is usually instalocked or everyone else lacks the fundamental knowledge to actually play their roles right

;_;

Blizzard is good at caramel waifus

God damn right they are

what do i tell me team to win a choke maps like hanamura and numbani?

>decide to look myself up
>click on someone with the same name as me out of curiosity

uhh...

>struggling to get out of 2500/2600
>turn mic and chat off
>insta lock dps
>6 game win streak and suddenly 2800 by the end of the night

Life is good

I think everyone in this game has poor reading comprehension

They think "defend" means "rush the enemy team"
God I fuckin hate people

They are, but restrain yourselves from sexualizing them.

yfw Mei ice wall blocks your ultimate

>Team can't beat genji
>Switch to roadhog
>Team can't beat mei now
>Can't swift of genji will fuck them
Holy shit guys learn more than 1 hero before joining competitive

Where did things go so wrong?

>Not rushing B like a cyka blyat

good night /owg/
may the smugberries and mccree bfs watch over you

>your face when she tries to block you from running from her slushie gun with an icewall
>except you were playing genji/hanzo

Hahaha bitch, a slippity slap i'm Spring Heel Jack, and away I gooooooooo!

>Sombra has been lying to us and manipulating us into doing her dirty work

GUILLERMO IS INNOCENT

YOU'RE ALL FOOLS

YOU'D TRUST A GANG OF RUFFIANS?

>three days before the event ends
>people are even worse now than during the beginning of Junkenstein's Revenge
FPSfags are absolute garbage at PvE, god fucking dammit.

Well I love tf2 and I love heroes of the storm, mix them both together and you get overwatch.
I'll just have to wait until my studies begin and I'll get my student loans going. but I'll have to pay back some IOUs first so it''l take probably until march until I can buy overwatch

why

Tfw no mccree bf

not all heroes wear capes, or leave the house

>tfw no qt Smugberry to playfully tease

I was playing today and right off the bat, two guys with the same name except one had a '2' at the end both pick hanzo, someone picks Genji and another Widowmaker. We're on attack.

It's like they were literal fetuses or retarded orangutangs.

i solo queued someone from 1600 to 3000 in the span of 2 hours mang

>Boxes from 50 - 90
>Got all skins + Genji highlight
>Still 3000 gold left for the next event

I guess some people just want to chill out. No elims, no damage, no off-assists, no sound barriers even. Just sit on the objective and chain heal amp.

I've never seen so many patronizing autistics in a community before I came to this game. It's like no one on this game knows how to trash talk. They just drop one of the following and they act like they won something:

ur salty
ur toxic
ur mad
haha i luv u :*

thanks britbongs

Which

>still no witch mercy
>got 1355 gold

Am I going to make it? Be honest guys.

Also why is this the only skin that's so fucking expensive?

Yes

So what the fuck is Hanzo for exactly? Aside from his ult, I don't see the point in him aside from just being Huntsman the Class.

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>Junkenstein's Revenge
>beaten to Hanzo
>fine I'll pick Ana much cushier responsibility
>someone isn't watching the right lane
>tell them to watch their lane
>middle lane becomes neglected
>Reaper soon
>McCree and Hanzo use their Ultimates before Reinhardt even announces the first boss
>Leave the Game?

I dunno man i'm alright with him on defense. I get POTG's with him more than any other character without using my ult.

I never see any since my chat is perma muted at all times.
My blood pressure has never been lower.

>all those times you want to leave the game because of this shit
>just go on cruise control and get those experience points

I wish I wasn't a whore for experience.

People who play him don't say he's the best, most consistent DPS. They say they pick him because he's fun.

I pick him because I do well with him and his sonar arrow is super useful.

I don't know what they're thinking when it comes to his intentional design, but you can really fuck people with scatter arrow.

He's decent long-range DPS and can shut down a choke point pretty hard, also . Issue he's a magnet for shitters who can't aim

Ah a girl gamer? Do mine eyes betray me!?

Roadhog and Hanzo are a hilarious pair that puts the enemy team on tilt so much. "Random" headshots, and then hooking people the second they step out of cover because you could see them through the walls. Makes people mad as fuck

>mendo telling stories on stream about what a horrific shithole sweden was
>says one of his friends got raped, was going to the police station to report it, and it happened AGAIN by a different person

>sonar arrow shows a bunch of guys coming down a hallway
>fire scatter arrow into the hallway
>ding ding
>mfw

who would want to sexualize pharah

iktf

>What's the name for girls like this?

Angela took a step back from the door.

What she had heard was without a doubt Morrison and Reyes going at it in the shower and she was turned on beyond belief. While the way the two of them carried on was an open secret around the base, for reasons due to how private both of them were, it was still shocking to be a party to what was a private moment.

And yet she loved it.

She twisted her hands over and over as she moved farther from the bathroom. This is no time to be acting like a schoolgirl, Angela , she thought, you should just leave and never mention it.

And yet she didn’t.

While she did have a strong sense of decency and politeness, what the good doctor did not possess much of when it came to her libido was sense. As she drifted back towards the front of the apartment, the swell of her own horniness made her body ache. Hearing Reyes, someone she had pondered about cornering in a dark room herself, groan in pleasure almost made her knees buckle. The idea that he was melting under the touch of Commander-All-American-Good-Looks-Morrison himself was almost too much for her.

So she stayed.

Sweden used to be amazing but we started importing the third world in and people acted surprised when we became third world.

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All of them but mercy adn 2kj gold. plus twice I've gotten double legendaries that were non-event skins. mercy would be ncie but not worth 3k desu (to be honest). especially since i never play her

That's my fetish. Congratulations.

Fujoshi.

Why i can't learn from my mistake

why am i even try to play comp without friends

holy fucking shit elo hell

tsareena best pokemon

>Team picks troll heroes
>I pick one
>We lose first round of course
>I was joking user please play seriously
Fuck you that was your fault to begin with I'm staying this

These people need to learn already

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That shit probably tastes like grass, no thanks pal.

That's it!! Thanks.

scatter arrow can one shot lots of characters. well timed sonic arrows can give your team an advantage when other teams makes a rush. his arrows hit pretty hard and it's surprisingly easy to get gold damage with him, he can do 250 damage crits every couple of seconds. if he is left alone behind theaction he can shred the entire team.

I find it hard to find reasons to choose widowmaker over him honestly.

So let me get this straight
>Ana
>Deals damage on par with Zeny
>Heals more than any other support, even fucking Mercy that only function is to heal
>Not only that, her grenade boosts any healing + deals damage + denies heals from the enemy team for 5 FUCKING SECONDS IN A 10 SEC COOLDOWN
>Can shutdown any aggressor, contrary to other supports that are fucked without their team
>Her ult has no counter except other Ana's sleep dart
>Aaaaaand, she has the tiniest model of all heroes
How can anyone consider this abomination remotely balanced? There's a reason why burst damage is meta, anything that's not an instagib is only feeding ult charge to this bitch. Jesus christ, what a travesty of balance team

I'm ready for Sombra to dominate s3 in a similar fashion.

Fujoshit.

>join quickplay
>enemy team goes all hanzo
>pretty easy win, even got POTG, match lasted like 3 minutes
>next round, same players on both teams
>team goes Hanzo and expect me to go Hanzo too, despite other team saying they have a normal team comp now (they did)
>hate hanzo so don't
>get insulted by both teams

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To break some tight choke like Hanamura's attack, and that's it. His ult is pretty good to tear down that Rein + Mei annoyance

What's he likeliness of Blizzard doing some edgy hacker meme to introduce Sombra?

>official news article recognizing the arg

Is it finally happening? I just want it to be over.

Where have you been?

If her ""leakead"" skills are real, I doubt it. But it wouldn't surprise me if Blizzard pushed her without testing her full potential, they do that all the time with their games

Goddamn, I love Tracer. She's so much fucking fun, zipping around, capping fools in the back of the head.

If nothing substantial happens on Tuesday that's what you should be expecting

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What are her leaked skills and from where?

Zarya and Ana can carry teams to victory

It's just really hard, keep at it bro. All you can do is tilt the game in your favor by playing out of your mind. If your team wants to lose, they will lose.

I'm a Hanzo main and I can say it's because he's a good hero useful in every mode and map. He's great at attacking a point or pushing the payload with his ult, his sonar arrow is a free wallhack, scattershot is a guaranteed kill, and he has plenty of mobility and damage to 1v1 anyone in the game.

I report every mei for griefing when they do that. I had one block us all off the objective on KOTH in overtime after we pulled off the clutchest revive into teamkill I've ever done.
To be betrayed by your teammate is a terrible feeling. I truly hope they are the empty, despair-filled human beings I believe them to be.

Genji fucking sucks at haikus, no wonder Hanzo killed him.

Who /notexcitedatallforsombra/ here?

>quickplay, Gibraltar Attack
>Two guys go junkrat
>Domino's, and everyone goes junkrat
>Literally leisurely strolling around with the payload

I know I'm a noob, but why is it that one-hero teams seem so powerful? I remember one team that went all Soldier, then on defense all Torb, and it was a curbstomp.

What should I do?

I won't make it to the level 100 overlap for easy Halloween boxes.

Should I play normally and get easy boxes after the event, or should I risk losing the free boxes (because of the new leveling system) and wait for Sombra?

He's a 1 hit kill sniper, with a tank busting ability, wall hacks, and pretty good mobility. Don't forget an ult that combos better with zarya than anyone else.

I love it. Zarya locks the whole team in her ult, Rein puts his shield up while I just ult through it and kill everyone. Thanks Zarya :)

here's the attention (read: (you)) you wanted

I just want porn for her, that is all.

thanks, really means a lot

From when the halloween event and sombra image were leaked. Some people were saying one of her abilities revolve around disabling health packages around the map, but I doubt it

>Reach Diamond
>Games are significantly easier to win than high Plat games

Is this the fabled Elo Heaven?

She's support.

I am A-OKAY with support being OP.