/palg/ - Paladins General

>more codes when
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I want to impregnate Alyssa and take responsibility

GENDERBEND SKINS WHEN

KEK SKINS WHEN

Nando question: is it true that you can get hit by enemy weapon attacks as long as the weapons themselves are behind the shield?
I remember getting killed from right in front as the enemy simply shoved its hand into Nando's seemingly noclip shield.

Do not sexualize the Alyssa.

She is the cutest and most pure.

If you get up really close to a Nando as Makoa you can hook him from inside the shield, which forces the shield to break.

she's a slut

I'm not sure it was Makoa who did that to me. Was probably a flanker.
Anyway, I don't mind that Nando has hard counters like Makoa's hook and Drogoz's dive. He's still a solid tanker despite that.

fucking delete this right now

i'll kill u nigga

>hi rez are shit at balance
>find out they browse Veeky Forums
what a story mark

Man sometimes you see a play that summarizes a character just too damn well.

>have a godlike round of buck
>teammates are cheering me on mid-round
>i shut down their buck, flank, spawn camp and fly around the map like fucking spiderman
>hirez awards the other buck with "best flanker"

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>his face when

I was just awarded best flanker as Buck "4 solo kills"
>enemy evie has 4 too
>she has twice my eliminations

I've seen that screencap before, you're STILL mad about that? I agree that it's total bullshit to only measure by solo kills but you got to let it go, man.

Try tweeting it at all the LoRez memesters

>be the master hunter
>my nostrils dilate as I sniff the air
>smell fresh blood
>turn my scaly head to the right
>see a turtle cowering in its shell not far away
>the turtle is wounded
>leap mightily into the air
>pounce upon the turtle and rend it limb from limb
WHERE
IS
THE
GOLD?

>pouncing upon a wounded turtle

servers taking a shit for anyone else? I mean like more than usual.

the best prey is the one that cant run away

but then turtles arent exactly a great meal

>yesterday had a glitch where weapon was invisible
>now hud is invisible
help

Makoa's a pretty big boy though. Very chunky. Lots of meat in that shell.

nigga you cant eat a turtle when all you have is a mouth

there aint no shell on the belly genius

then makoa isnt a turtle

yes he is. what are you talking about

then
but he doesnt have shell on his belly
you said so yourself
and all turtles do have shells
and if makoa doesnt have that shell, then he isnt a turtle

..right?

it's on his back. you eat turtle from their belly like soup

that's..
i refuse to believe that

I want Evie to ridicule me for having a penis too large for her petite body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>That_one_manga_panel.jpg

what?
that woman isn't very good

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Yeah, that one.
What a lovely general in-joke haha.

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>not ridiculing your tiny penis for her cavernous vagina

step it up

mah niggah

kaguya needs more publicity

every time

How can I record my plays of the game? I have a computer with almost no power whatsoever.

Please

Raptr?

I wanna pull Makoa's tail

>Open friends list
>Start a party
>invite everyone on your friends list.
Having 1 partner that you know can play has raised my win rate to 100% in competitive.
And in casual I have to wait 5 minutes for the server to find enough Brazilians to drag me back down to 50%.

I want drogoz to take my gold.

>0 friends online
>open friends list
>

> play Ying
> pink ray is invisible
Is this a common issue or am I the only one?

this. either people get better when you play with them in a party or we just face worse casuals.

Has the deadly fog claimed everyone in this thread or something?

still waiting for skye rework

I honestly didn't think I could get the PotG as a Support that wasn't Pip

Europeans are still asleep and Americans are out fucking hot bitches or whatever it is people do on a Friday night. I'm still here though because I have no life.

I feel Grohk would probably be one of the main supports you'd get them on.

as an american with no life, I resent that statement

does anyone have a webm of nando getting dragon punched tf out by drogoz? plz ty

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Is the double exp even active? I don't think it is.

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I never want this to end.

Ying is ____.

The worst support

Really cute! She's the cutest!

This and the androxus play are comedy gold

Daddy's girl.

I really tried to give Cuck a chance but as flankers go there's really not a time playing as him that I didn't wish to be playing with the Edgelord himself. I even have his snazzy Commando skin and everything so I wish I could get the hang of it. Tell me off and give me your best protips, plox.

Use Gigasiphon IV, an user on here has a good build with it
If you really want to import mine my ign is PureIAutism

You can use a few builds, the rejv one is probably the best since its actually fucking retarded what you can do but if enemy has cauterize 2 or 3 youre practically useless
Thats why i prefer the mobility build over it since its bit harder to counter and easier to execute in some scenarios
This is the build i use if you would like to use my build
I always buy deft hands, just so you know

>Enemy team gets play of the game
>Enemy team gets all the best in class
>We won
Every time

this one is crazy sustain if you don't miss. stack life rip for even more shite, pray for no cauterize

>hi rez status site says everything is fine
>launcher says servers are unknown
>can't queue
is it just me

no, same shit here mate

I thought I was the only one wtf

Reports of downtimes on BR, AUS, SEA, NA — fuck that, make that all the regions. Apparently, Doto 2 also had a similar downtime.

Same. The server time just turned a new day as well.

-the cutest
-the best healer
-the best girl

>not instantly picking Barik in competitive
Why do people hate winning so much?

>Play tank
>The healer doesnt heal, ever
>Play healer
>The tank thinks you can outheal 4 people shooting at him

Now i understand all those dps instapicks, they just saw enough

>Play tank
>your build lets you sustain without the immediate need for healer

>Play tank
>Healer is a real shitter
>kill 3/5 of oposing team
GET GOOD NIGGER!

>unironically tries to justify DPS/flank instapicks
Wow excellent post

>damage camp at the same place and got kill by same flanker everytime.
>wasnt present in battle cause he spent half of his time in game respawning.
>shit on us for not tanking properly or healing the damage
why dont they just stick to bots game until they are ready to see the world?

Because they don't think they are bad players what a stupid question to ask ffs.

90% of dps instapicks are from braindead retards. Don't you give them more credit than they deserve.

ARE THE SERVERS BACK UP

Nope, calm down. SURELY you have something else to do...?

This isnt news, lots of games community reps shill on vg. Many even make the threads.

Yeah i had a game with a Barrik that was literally retarded, but now i remember that those dps instapicks are fucking retards too
I almost lost my way there

>>The tank thinks you can outheal 4 people shooting at him

You can definitely do that with Ruckus/Fernando and Mal'Damba.

if the enemy picks aggression then yeah. but if they had cauterize and wrecker you are instantly fucked.

>playing as Nando
>me+three flankers+one damage versus two tanks+one flanker+two damagers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>joined in queue
>four people instapicked all 4 flankers
>are you fucking kidding me
>picking Nando, "yeah whatever, just another loss in a row of 6 already"
>game starts, got on the point
>they killed everybody, I solely pushed cart walking around empty streets
>less than 5k damage cause noone to kill
Most bizarre match I had in 2 weeks

FUCK you IN THE ASS