Subiecucks will literally pay $29k for a shitbox with 230 whp in 2016

>spent all his money on shitbox
>couldn't afford a driveway
k e k
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Lol
Mad OP is mad he cant afford one so he makes troll threads.

Its OK user. One day.

>implying I don't have a more expensive v8
>implying I can't smoke your shitbox without breaking 3k revs

tippity top kek

v8's are shit user. There is no reason to put a V8 in anything now in 2016 except for people who just go m-muh v8! - for any and all arguments.

Twin turbo v6's and high compression turbo 4's are the way of the future along with electric motors. v8's are shit.

LOL small dick syndrome for sure

>HURR MUH V8 WILL SMOKE YOU

>So insecure about his shitty choice of car he has to make troll threads on a korean image board to feel better

>What is the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act of 1975?
A statute that doesn't protect modifications that alter the performance characteristics of the vehicle.

>defending this hard
>he drives v8
>he drives a 1990s land barge that ways 44 tones
Stay mad bus rider

What do you drive OP?

Salt... salt everywhere.

So why dont you tell us what car you drive then pal?

It must be really cool. Can you show us?

Is that really the case? I don't know about new subies but the older ones are rear wheel biased and do have naturally aspirated motors.

Post car with bread

>Snow tires matter much more than your forward-biased cuck-wheel drive

Wanna know how I know you don't live where it actually snows?

How's that bus pass working out for you fellas? Hell If I owned a jewbaru I'd ride the bus too

Would love to have this over a shitty V8

>what car do you drive op?

>"VEEEE ATTTTTEEE"

So I take it you are too embarrassed to actually say? Mid GM bailout shitbox impala's arent THAT bad op.

sure user, what website did you pull that from?

>bragging about a """""""fast"""""""" car that weighs as much as a ford expedition

>getting cucked this hard
>muh 40k NON LUXERY sedan is da best!!!!!!
>muh roadnoise
>muh plastic interior
>letsfeelallthebumpsintheroad.jpeg
SUBIEFAGS WILL DEFEND THIS

Pfffffff WOW..
Are you even trying OP?

>Buying a Chrysler, dodge, or Jeep product

Literally only niggers and soccer moms do this.

They're all terrible aside from the viper.

I have very recognizable mods on so obviously im not going to post my exact car. Come to think of it, I got as much in options on my car than the entire price of a base wrx... Also Im too lazy to go to my garage to take a pic, you wouldn't know that feel since you live in a trailer

Now post what you actually drive, you just downloaded that from

autonationdrive.com/2015-dodge-charger-srt-hellcat-autonation-review-test-drive/

you stupid cuck.

>pulling information out his ass
WEW Subaru fanboys really got fucked didn't they

Stop fucking around OP, show us your REAL
>V8

>DEFENDING THIS HARD
>SPOON FEED ME MOMMY
JUST

>i have recognizable mods

peniswheels.jpg

>buying any WRX platform after the GC8

and there it is!

>OP IS FULL OF SHIT AND MAD JEALOUS OF THE SUBIE

Fucking loser.

>I have very recognizable mods on so obviously im not going to post my exact car

Because it doesn't exist.

Are you even replying to the right posts?

Did the bus hit a bump?

...

The WRX is ugly is shit.

Its not really powerful for what you pay.

It has 4 doors.

A 10 year old Nissan makes more power n/a.

But really in the end its just a vanilla sedan with a turbo sold for 30k. Whats the fucking point.

I bet you were one of those kids at school who told everyone you had a PlayStation 5 as well..

>he must want me to post bread on my bus pass too
Lol get fucked you bought a supped up Toyota Corrola clone

he has the extended cab and widebody kit

THATS THE POINT THERE IS NON

Source: I sell cars and used to work as a service writer at two different places.

The rule of thumb is that we'll always be working on at least 3 Chrysler products per day, at least 1 Jeep everyday, and then turn down a few people with dodge's because they're so shit we refuse to touch the car.

They're all joke cars among the mechanics, but they love them because they're always such good money makers. Tons of electrical problems, suspension is weak and constantly going, and you can normally count on replacing an alternator or starter in one before 80k miles.

i bought a supped up VW, famalam.

Here you go.

>muh anecdotal source
>i-i-i was a m-mechanic guys!!!!!
Stay BTFO

>EVEN WORSE
>MILLIONS OF VW CARS ON RECALL
I'd say KYS but it might actually happen

consumer reports agrees with his anecdotal evidence

...

Alright, you tell me where there is a better Turbocharged 260HP AWD Sports Sedan for under $30k new - that is a very short list.

The AWD system isn't even FWD based, it's literally AWD all the time, the engine layout itself is longitudinal. Boxer also means that it has a lower CoG than comparable vehicles.

Yes, it is not the most powerful car you can get

>0-60 in 5 seconds for under 30k
Okay

See user, it doesn't matter too because the resale value is so high, so while you're trying to resell your shitty 30k dodge in two years and everyone is laughing at you because you want 15k for it, I'll be selling my Subaru for maybe $2000 less max.

I imagine you walked in on your wife getting fucked by a skinny white dude wearing sunglasses and a muscle shirt with the STI logo on the front. And when he finished on your wife's face he blew a fat cotton candy smelling cloud into your face and said "Tcha I'm out brahs," and as you were crying on the end of your bed you could hear his four banger scream out of your neighborhood.

Show badges. I bet its a shitty base model.
>Those fucking hands
Of coarse its a nig.

post bike, nobody actually cares about pigfat cryslers

my a4 is recall free famalam

youtube.com/watch?v=qcfnfKTP4Nk

kek

>Of coarse
I might be tanned like a Nigger but you sure as hell spell like one

>tfw pigfat could smoke the vape juice out of your japbox

Please refer to
Where I point out only niggers/soccer moms buy Chrysler products.

does your dad know you're posting pics of his car?

Nice Camry bro

It's mine breh I couldnt take a better picture without pulling it out of the garage. I will admit that the resale is shit though

>japbox

I don't even drive a japanese car, but a Chrysler owner slinging shit is pretty funny.

Carry on OP, enjoy that glass transmission while it holds.

Thanks, She goes alright.

>relying on a magazine that obtains its information through unknown scientific tests
>relying on a magazine that's gone through multiple lawsuits
JUST

So I should trust anecdotal evidence presented to me by autismos on Veeky Forums ?

>Subaru resale value
>his meme car holds it value because
>boi racers
>boomers and "muh awd"
>"300k miles no low ballers I KNOW WAT I GOT"
Stay BTFO

i guess ill instead rely on your anecdotal fanboy-ism instead, we wouldn't want to upset cryslers (((lawyers))), they might try to sue us too.

Ill start by praising the 9 speed they dropped in the 2014 jeeps and 2015 200's. Flawless!

What's that WRX thingy you got on the front bumper?

>Subaru
>Boomers

>Yes, it is not the most powerful car you can get no where near 30k new
>spending that much on a sedan that doesn't even work as good for a sedan
Stay cucked you wasted all that money on a sedan that's been the same for years

>he's still defending a sedan that hasn't changed in years
Lol your jap box is garbage atleast Americans do their best to innovate

OP here. Whenever I post serious car discussion threads no one wants to talk about them. No one fucking replies, nothing. Not even the fucking mods bother to delete them. But when I post an obvious bait threads all the underage v& niggers crawl out of the woodworks to defend their brand loyalty over any piece of shit. This board has gone to fucking shit. Fuck all of you

>not knowing the age of people who buy subaru's
Stay mad bus rider

That looks like the V6 model senpai..

That's just retards with subarus. I saw a rusted out 03 wrx misfiring on 3 cylinders and the retard wanted 4k. Do you know what a boomer is?

>THIS ASSBLASTED OVER AN ANONYMOUS ASIAN PEDOPHILE TAX EVADING POSTING FORUM
STAY MAD

>It was all a social experiment

Licence plate filler.

>Saw rusted out subie
>4K
>still defending this shit brand
When enough idiots believe their car is god tier then Ofcourse prices will hold high

He's just exaggerating, that's all. Yeah, it definitely depreciates more than 2k after 3 years (there are 2015 Limited WRX's where the owner's are asking for

EXCELLENT ruse friend.

This place is indeed poo.

>h-he's just e-exaggerating guys!!!!
>defending this hard
Awww sorry your stuck with a brand only faggots and butch lesbians buy
>muh lgbt pride

Here's another pic

Do you know what boomers are though?

an ugly automatic charger that never should have been a sedan, nice one buddeh

S2000 owners are. cucks too

>banter of a 4 year old
BTFO

Im pretty sure thats the V6

>muh value
>Subaru production is FAR smaller then that of its competitors
>simple economics
Lol stay mad

Mmkay. Anything else?

>ugly automatic charger
>better interior
>faster in a straight line
>actually refreshing to see on the street
SUBIE FANS ON SUCIDE WATCH

Are there a reason all your pictures are out of focus / missing important details? What are you trying to hide?

also you forgot to mention
>doesn't sound like underwater diarrhea

im bad at taking pictures. why do you think i chose stock pics?

>HES STILL REPLYING
>SHOULD THE user COME FUCK YOUR WIFE AS WELL FOR MORE PROOF

ah yes all that innovation!

Lets rely on bailouts to keep our asses afloat while moving production to mexico!

>japbox

There you go again famalam. I drive a pos audi, please make halfassed jabs at the germans instead.

Yes. It is a V6.

The V6 AWD Dodge, 0-60 in 6.3 seconds.

The WRX 2015+ 0-60 in 5.8 seconds