/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Adelaide?

Who Queen's Indian here?

adelaide

there's a better CM pic for this pasta

Is this what 200 MMR Chess looks like?

my middle name is carlsen
1v1 me irl

Holy shit those moves by Demon. What a fucking madman.

Too bad the Bounty is literally tracking everyone but the heroes they're killing.

guys i just want to keep posting animal gifs please

Shit I wanted the jewant

The nip oyster bro totally fucked up his timing. I'd have watched that if not for the major

Nobody is stopping you.

ook

time for kot?

should i eat mcdonalds or frozen pizza today

Eat broccoli

i ate both today :(

>wake
>Mike lost to Peru
What the fuck dotards?

I wish I could see fnatic's faces right now

>wake
>Mike lost to _____
woooooow

>fnatic

HOW WILL JIMBO EVER RECOVER

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Wazowski?

mushi is already the ugliest non-deformed person on earth im not sure i want to see him at his worst

he will retire after this i hope

Is that the actual Jimmy Demon or just SEA Demon?

Mushi on suicide watch

I made the mistake of queuing DOTA 2.

Some faggot picks Techies
Other faggot picks Tinker

it's jimmy "classic" ho

>mushi is the ugliest
Not anymore

What happened to liquid? Are they out? or are they joining the major?

still can't believe execration got invited over fnatic
like what the fuck

that guy is literally a hundred times better looking than mushi

holy shit why is the dota 2 community so ugly

is that picture of naked xboct really him? because thats like the worst body ive ever seen on a man

>look at the clock
>1AM
>it was just 10PM like 15 minutes ago

Which one of you dotards stole my time?

>tfw sea server coordinator down
nice game volvo
time 4 sum overwatch

still cant believe mongolz was invited to regional considering them lose all thier games and fix

this is a very sensual gif, thank you.

>BurNing AM

Is our guy doing it?

fuck off blue

That would be me fellow west coaster.

ok d2g goodnight

Who's that pokemon

kim?

that last game was probably the worst cast I've ever heard honestly, what a bunch of clueless morons

No spooky Halloween Sets because of
>Glancevalue
Uhm, Dotards?

pikartz

This set was made by Valve themselves

>Beyondthesummit

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

Isn't this basically Tyrael?

Why isn't Blizzard suing?

Someone at Valve badly wanted to make a new hero and this is what happens whenever IceFrog says no.

Nope.
It was made by some dude in the workshop.
It also had a backpiece but Valvo removed it.

singsing?

is this a Diablo 3 pic?

>Fixed a bug with Phantom Assassin's Manifold Paradox Coup de Grace effects during bot matches.
Whats this about?

Is it a stretch to say that my mmr is low becaue of my shit PC that only pulls 20 fps?

even IF it was made by Volvo (it isn't) would this make it more recognizeable?

No, becaus Sonneiko got 6k MMR with 20fps tier laptop

Why does he have the WWF title belt on his waist?

never relevant, never good

Yeah but I'm just a mortal human.

>Glancevalue
lmao what do you think valve wants?
not to make more money?
are you retarded

delete this

Probably the best one?

Because it was made by some autist who decided to make what if Tyreal and John Cena had a baby?

Then Valve decided it would be a good idea to add it in.

Guys?

>lil first place
>sing retired
fangay btfo'd so hard, how can they ever recovered

>Every single fucking hotkey reset after the patch that came couple hours ago

oh god what the fuck oh fucking christ and cocksuck

So the Cowboy Ursa set got removed and this Mexican Tango Pistolero Storm Spirit set gets added in?
The fucking particles are even little hearts.

What the fuck, man.

Who cares about bot matches?

McDonalds, but you have to order everything with Big Mac sauce on it.

I HAVE DONE HIGH TECH ANALYSIS OF THE EU PLAYOFF BASED ON THE ROUND ROBIN

R8 M8

>Ad Finem green
>Team Liquid red
>Team Liquid advances

What?

>teammate picks ______
>match is instantly lost in your mind

what is that hero

HARD MODE: no obvious spam heroes, i.e. PA, LC, memefish, blood

>Beyondthesummit

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

nice game dotards

Tinker every time

Nice shop thats a HoTs champion

What's Reaper doing in dota?

That's from that Blizzard game, right?

NICE COORDINATOR DOTARDS

lol

>>teammate picks ______
>>match is instantly lost in your mind

Lycan,
Brewmaster,
Gyrocopter,
Death Prophet,
Chen,
Dragon Knight,
Techies,
Visage,
Phantom Lancer,
Bristleback,
Broodmother,
Troll Warlord,
Tusk,
Lone Druid,
Pugna,
Terrorblade,
Nature's Prophet,
Naga Siren,
Night Stalker,
Razor,
Venomancer,
Jakiro'

Undying, Doom, Ember Spirit, Wraith King, Queen of Pain, Abaddon, Shadow Shaman, Windranger, Io, Weaver, Warlock

Lich, Centaur, Phoenix, Winter Wyvern, Meepo, Arc Warden, Sniper, Puck, Ancient Apparation, Earth Spirit, Keeper of the Light, Batrider, Skywrath Mage, Crystal Maiden, Huskar

Ogre Magi, Tinker, Boutny Hunter, Riki, Timbersaw, Rubick, Antimage, Storm Spirit, Morphling,

>its a "treant rushes aghs" game

>it's a "trean rushes aghs with timber in his team game"

>no shaodow fiend

I thought you were trolling, THE FUCK, the heart-particles are real.

what the fuck is wrong with valve

My bad.

Who is this semen demon?

they are money hungry jews, why do you think they took 75% of the compendium?

THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT FLAW COMRADE

Kid, I never troll.

I am probably the last remnant of the literal old guard in this place. Everything I say is always 100% legit but you mongoloids never believe me.

What would be your ideal Drow arcana?