/utg/ - Undertale General

HOLY SHIT A GHOST

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Please please please can I get a hug and a "it's okay"?

it's okay user

Thank you! I just woke up and I can't stop shaking my legs for some reason. I feel like I drank a lot of coffee but I'm still drowsy. Will you cuddle with me to soothe the nerves?

>tfw too cynical to be comforted by virtual hugs

I used to be like you but it faded. You just have to accept you're a simple man with simple needs, and that a person saying they'll hug you online is usually a million times more genuine than a hug from someone you know.

*ditches*

Hey that was mean...

I hope it fades. I hate being a cynic.

It may or may not go away. I'm still pretty cynical but digital affection makes me tear up because I know the person means it.

>tfw too cynical to be comforted

That too.

get a glass of water, eat something, and take a hot shower you big doofus

Strangely enough, after spending some time in this thread, most of the places I used to dwell in feel cancerous.
I guess this thread changed my definition of cancer?

>tfw literally inconsolable for some reasons

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Chara burpfic?

No! user wants cuddles!

No! user wants fish!

Daily reminder that you and your favorite are cucks.

I really need to fuck someone. An user. (You). Anyone!

Love this goat

>liking a character =/= meanagreeing or supporing what they did
You guys are really dumb if you honestly can't grasp this

What, a bodypillow won't work?

ugh, fine, just be quick about it

obligatory "are you a qt grill?" post

I don't have one, and that's the problem.

If you say so. *unzips dick*

*fucking shoots you*

I'm a qt, but do I really have to be grill?

*eats your dick like corn on the cob, typewriter style*

Yes. Boys are icky.

Do you have a little cat?

>that shitty spelling
never mind I'll just leave since i'm clearly useless

More!

Then I will be a girl just for you, user.

goat frisk

is that catfucker user?

No.

for human sans to protect and give the bad time daddy touch to

no

sans will not touch me,

-_-

human sans sees little goat frisk and thinks to himself "fuck i gotta get piece of that action..." and human papyrus says "WOWIE!" and human undyne says "hey guys what's with the goat" and human sans says "YOU WHORE BULLY GET AWAY" and shoots human undyne with his human gun and says to goat frisk "don't worry kiddo i'll protect you... but now you owe me... and you know what that means kiddo..." and human sans got his wish

=)

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↖(･ ิω▼彡乚

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Loving this goat

It's okay because I forgive him

Nobody saw that first post with the terrible spelling

And Alphys grew up with neither

Asgore will never be able to forgive himself!

Having interspecies children with goats!

Finally the lizard is getting love in one of these art challenges

That's part of why I like and forgive him desu

What about Gaster
Granted he ended up locking her in the basement, performing experiments on her and by the time the royal guard cracked down she was already holding the egg of her armless child who had to be told was actually her sibling because of how young she was but still

That's a pretty crappy reason

Fucking hell, it was a pregnancy comic the whole time.

His boss fight was also really good and his stuff was really emotional and well done, made me want to protect his smile.

but yeah I guess beyond that there's no reason to like him. Oh well, I still do though so I guess its just something i'll have to live with.

>chara
>not frisk
shite desu

True. Frisk is way better breeding material with their wide hids and constant sexual appetite.

Royal Guards are cute as fuck desu

>wide hids and constant sexual appetite.
So just like Sans?

Here's your fucking burpfic.
>One day, Asriel was fucking around with chemicals he received from the Royal Scientist, but then something went wrong
>It spilled everywhere and some of it got on Chara's chocolate milk
>While Asriel was busy running out of the house to call Toriel, Chara walked into the room
>They drank their chocolate milk
>It tasted like shit and for some reasons caused a lot of gas to build up
>They went to the bathroom to throw up, but nothing coma out
>Gas kept building up, but it didn't actually go anywhere as it should have
>They started panicking once stretch marks appeared on their belly
>But they couldn't leave the bathroom either because by the time they tried to leave it, they couldn't fit in the door frame
>It didn't take long for their stomach to rupture
>Asriel was not happy to see what was left of them
>Not that he could see it well with only one eye remaining
>Fortunately, their brain survived and once Gaster was done with them, they looked good as new
>Until they decided to visit Waterfall and short-circuited

Yes, like Sans and his ecto womb

They're practically walking suits of armour

Yeah I know
It's really cute isn't it?

Don't make me barf by posting that trash.

How did asriel lose an eye?

That's pretty rude

Pumpkin does very cute art

The chemicals.

eww, homonormative

asian scalies

Reminder that these people should all leave

twitter.com/yuades/media

What's the difference between regular Alphys and Underfell Alphys, again?

A sucking flower

>3D
Go away
Underfell Alphys isn't a fuck up
pedos please leave

You can't just dismiss all 3D just outright

UF Alphys did nothing wrong

I heard the hack cancelled a fangame. Anyone want to give the whole rundown?

60 min draw challenge prompts
[Gerson]
[Garbage Dump]
[Favorite Route]

>Gerson
This is very good

nice

Morning everyone.

I'm taking the gf out for lunch, so I'll see you all later.

Have a nice day.

>g
I think you need to replace that with a b

Nothing too complicated, there was a fan game, it had a trailer with a annoying dog boos fight and shortly after this trailer was released toby asked the author to shut it down.

i dont understand what's the blue linesmean

one regrets the DT experiments while the other applauds it

Where is burgerpants?

What if Kid Radd fell into the Underground

Oh, okay. What a dick.

Asgore is fucking Undyne thus cucking Toriel
Toriel is fucking Sans thus cucking Asgore
Undyne, Chara and Frisk are all fucking Papyrus thus cucking Flowey
Frisk is fucking Flowey thus cucking Sans
Mettaton is fucking Alphys thus cucking Undyne
and Asriel is just being cucked by Chara who is fucking Sans, Frisk and Papyrus

Also reminder he still hasn't delivered on the stretch goals

>implying he ever will
This is Toby "Crushing your Hopes and Dreams" Fox we're talking about, user.

i think i would enjoy this more if it was just or or two cucks in it, having everyone cucking everyone makes it look like a tumblrite poly relationship