Dota 2 General - /d2g/

we aren't watching AF

Retarded spoiler bro

Can you stop doing this you massive faggot

The last time some dickhole started doing this was bad enough

>caster says "as well" instead of "either"

>Dotards will defend the MP "I farm 20 minutes for Manta and do nothing before OR after I get Manta" Juggernaut.

>Take a shit
>Come back
>Secret is in the lead

It's like when you go to the washroom and your food is at the table when you get back.

>The city of You.

dd naix is some shit

useless Void lol

Delete youre lies and Apologize

>Chen has 7K more net worth than Void

don't secret players know that you can't kill dragons?

>secret is in the lead

See you at Boston Mr president, oh wait ANIME WINS AGAIN.

>no vision in base
Lmao

>Shitrekt fans won't be active in Boston Major threads.
FUCK YEAH.

>secret

roflbot

Oh man, cis supports are so good with farm

oops

>vindicated

no bully

Happy birthday thread making bro!! ^_^

so is EE right?

forev is getting kicked in the balls for this

>secret have been shitstomping all online tournaments for weeks
>being dumpstered in the only one that counts

why is this

puppey is currently smashing his computer and blaming his team

nice farm distribution secret
if only all those doom money gone for void's manta or bkb

>NP
>making it to LAN
My boy Mike has an objection

>Secret one game from getting eliminated
Oh god VP please do it

Will Secret finally cease to exist after this fiasco?

wait ,are the in game spectator views and all the accompanying streams 20 minutes behind? wtf

Honeypot ain't just a meme.

who cares about secret I'm worried about our guys Ad Finem , what if they fuck up as usual and don't get to qualify for a LAN for like the 4th time?

>Ban forev's Tide and Timber
>lose
lmao, it's that easy to beat Secret now?

It was yesterday but thanks, got a pretty nice coffee mug from my friend

Mike is already out dipshit, the peruvians beat him

they are saving strats for this next game

Solo or Lil will both do 3x more than El Presidente with the same farm

>SHITREKT LOST 2-0 TO SOME OLIVE NIGGERS AND IS DOWN 0-1 TO VP

HAHAHAHAHAHA CANT ASK FOR A BETTER DAY, COMON VP LETS GO

Yes.

Your reality is just an illusion.

It has ALL ALREADY HAPPENED
before you witness it

You could say it is a garden of mirrors

How do we fix secret guys?

That chin tho.

Lepo Lepo.

What happened to Secret?

queen of junkies

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yeah but why 20 minutes? isnt that a bit overboard? this is like the shanghai major having games that ended 35 minutes before people actually saw it ended. how the fuck does valve just decide to do that?

>Pick inconvenience demon of many cooldowns
>Lose game

El Presidente at it again with these next level picks

stream cheating you dildo

matchfixing

what does this champion says when he uses his ultimate ability? i forgot

YOOU'RE momentarily bothered

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Yeah ok, just to add my two sense, I'm from /pol/ and also use reddit, but, there's nothing wrong with that. Reddit is a big site, and good subreds like the Donald aren't hard to find. We have some of the most intelligent discourse on the site and are finding and creating solutions to REAL problems in REAL time. I think this /pol/ bogeyman shot has to stop you fucking niggers. We are the heart of the site, so yes, if you complain about us YOU are from reddit (the bad parts) and a newfag

dotards?

FUCKING DECIDE PUPPEY YOU RAGING RETARD.

Forev can't handle preassure. he was amazing before TI and probably the single worst player at TI

why's cyborgfatt allowed to be in the lobby? isn't he with secret

puppey committing sudoku in the bathroom

if Secret lose i'm gonna break my monitor

p-p-p-p-lease w-wait admin, Pupper is in the bathroom I can't make decisions by myself

What does it fucking matter

How will Puppey punish his team for the bad plays?

I don't think he will be satisfied with a few broken bones.

>puppey smashing the bathroom up after forev fucked up

>SingSing is dead
>Dendo will never be relevant again
>Pupper went full Presidente
Did the bad guys won?

Clement you have a game to play

You guys cant complain about glance value.
Its a free game

No, the good guys won.

>anyone of those clowns
>a good guy

man secret

woman secret

>want to watch in game
>cant because coordinator is down
DOTARDS??

We didn't complain before so we can't now :^)

>he does not know about honeypot lans

the weakness of all yuropeon teams

>he is a shitter of the game

I feel so bad for him. PLD is quite a good player from what I can tell.

Puppan however has fallen from grace harder than anyone else in the scene

so what's puppey going to do to pld if they don't make it?

poor pie

he just wants to help people do good at dota

That is the look of a man who's played with EE

tfw my hand eczema is clearing up

He's gonna break his monitor to life

>tobi is still alive and casting

>casting for bts

you know what to do Puppey it's the only way

>d2g is dead
>go on twitchchat which is literally goodd2g

i wanted to play legion td but I can't

>Alphine set
>removed in the August 21, 2012 Patch due to community feedback over thematic concerns
>right now there is buch of glowing immortals for every hero, warhammer boundle, etc.
was it removed due reddit cry?

the reddit cry about secret is pretty hilarious

yeah it's starting to be worth the extra and cpu power the chat takes up because d2g is unfunny and elitist while twitch chat are true pup fans

Remember to stay hydrated, sit up straight, and look into Anterior Pelvic Tilt friends. Don't let Dota ruin your body as well as your soul.