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HANA

Can do.
I love that qt blueberry sniper.

Have an a-Mei-zing weekend, /owg/bros and sisters!

>try playing qp
>people leaving the game every 3 seconds, so it's a constant 5 vs 5
>out of this 5 people, 3 of them are usually afk
>you're lucky if people aren't doing stacks just for the lulz

Oh shit, how did I even survive before comp

Let me tell you how Forced 50 works

You play an infinite amount of games. Sooner or later, you will hit your plateau or some skill level that you largely can not get out of because you either do not understand the meta, lack general game sense, or have worse technical skill than the people you are facing. You will play at that skill level for an infinite amount of time, winning, hitting that ceiling, then losing again. You will ALWAYS gravitate towards a 50% W/L because percentage is relative to the amount of total games you play. Unless you are actually one of the few best players in the world who are so above the rest of playing population that you can consistently beat literally everyone who plays the game, then you will trend toward 50% win rate. That's just a function of math.

tldr git gud

I love Hana.

Let me tell you how forced 50 works in overwatch: you get to 51 percent and then get paired with players who are far worse than the opposing team 5 times in a row.

Top QT

>Going to the Blizzcon
>See this statue that's going to be there
>Insta boner
>Insta orgasm
>Need to go to the bathroom and fap again

Friendly reminder if you're going to Blizzcon, get some pants to change and don't wear black.

So why no CTF?

do they really think that tracer, reaper, and some rocket jumpers will ruin it?

I WANT TO TOUCH THEM

How "official" is this shitty design?

me too

Just make the flag decrease movement speed and disable movement-based abillities. I honestly don't know why it can't work like this.

Those who do not support this Mercy as depicted by tumblr... are Drumpf voters

Well other info from the leak was 100% true

Where were you when Blizz confirmed that Sombra is literally the hacker known as Veeky Forums?
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652

Anyone else start Halloween brawl at lvl 1 and close to resetting?

there's a high chance of it being real

tracer would 100% break it and generally CTF doesn't work for games where everyone has a wildly different role

there is a reason almost no competitive TF2 tournament ran CTF modes

because movement abilities still exist for the heroes chasing the one with flag, making said heroes op

need some help guys.

How do I maximize Mercy's ult? I can never seem to time it to res 2-3 heroes, and by the time I get to an area where a Reaper/Junkrat ult has destroyed my team the time has already passed.

Thanks for any help

is her ult an exploding van

Also, new map November 1st

forced 50% works like this
>you play well and are rising too fast
>the system deliberately puts literal retards on your team in order to break your winstreak

this ensures that
>retards get carried every once in a while, so they can feel good about themselves
>you play the game more to get to where you belong

it's literally there to keep everyone around longer, increasing their revenue

also, see how gambling, hormones and the human mind works:
as long as you have a CHANCE to get a reward, you'll keep gambling

Then certain heroes are far worse than others.

Pharah and Tracer now have no abilities for example.

that would be boring as shit to play

its basically payload at that point except your payload dies to basically anything

they wouldn't release a map and hero in the same month

You didn't read, did you?
Sombra isn't even a fucking person. It's a hacker collective.

Okay first press H

Then pick the "Lucio" hero

Congratulations you are now 10 times as useful

>rising too fast
that explains the people who got insane winstreaks from plat to master and managed to stay there or the winstreak im currently on

or winstreaks as a mechanic at all

cmon now user

I started at level 7, and I'm level 95 now. I'll probably prestige on Sunday again.

SmugMaker appears to have been amputated at the knee.

no one has legs and feet thin enough for those boots.

>Implying Sombra is getting released
Sombra isn't even real, user, Blizz played you

Imagine how epic it will be to finally have proof that liberals are mentally ill. They literally voted for a war criminal and one of the most corrupt government officials ever because shes a woman. And they did this when its all been known for over a year.

You know what, this game needs more stuns! :)

By sucking my dick while you hold down M1.

Y-yeah, but the other guy said mean things 20 years ago!

I have 39 hours as Mei

:(

I enjoy playing as Bastion in QP because the game turns into survival horror. Literally all the enemy team is after you and you have to struggle to survive and kill with barely any support.

>the hacker collective known as "Sombra."
She was never real

While comp is full of "lol calm down it's just a game" faggots, QP is full of retards using this as an excuse for their garbage playing. I'm really getting tired of this.

>those thighs
Yo wtf dude where's my meat

I had never heard of this "forced 50" thing before.

Then I looked at my winrate and all my friends' winrates.

And god damn if we're not all hovering around 50%.

WHAT TRICKERY IS THIS BLIZZARD

Only play Mercy if the enemy has a Zarya.

...

>forced 50
>most people are either under 50 or above 50
???????

I have 200 as D.Va.

Mei is thin. Your fat fetish can't defeat canon.

Those who say that are actually comptards that needs useless rewards to play the game correctly.
That is why QP was a lot worse when comp ended.

Where's the rest

who gives a shit about competitive tournaments?
i just want to play a fucking game mode with my friends against other people without giving a shit about the holy meta and the fotm strats or what's op and what not.
It's just a video game

>never played Reaper before
>playing on volskaya attacking
>teleport over the lake gap on the left side
>touch the point
>the entire enemy team leaves the gate and rushes to the point
>I teleport away
>my team breaks through and fucks them from behind

Does this always work in qp? Reaper is fun.

>tfw no Smugberry to hug to warm out of her angry face

>this statue
I wish I was rich enough to own it. I want it so hard.

That's not thin.

where it belongs
on sadpanda

>fat fetish
Don't insult me
She's neither thin or fat, she's a perfect mixture of the two.

>Reveal tons of new character clues at start of Summer LucioBall brawl
>Halloween brawl is about to end w no new character reveal yet

>when the reinhardt charges & you're the only one who doesn't see him coming
vine.co/v/OQVVj7xxudZ

Pharah's pronouns are he/they

>your life is so empty and meaningless you get this upset over video games because thats all you have left

Truly pathetic.

that's clearly not the type of game that Blizzard wants and there would need to be significant changes just to make the mode even slightly fun

As reinhardt should I save my firestrike for after zarya shields or not care? I try not to firestrike if they have one but end up never doing it in fear

i know man but at the same time Blizzard might actually drive away casual players (like me) with their trickling rate of adding playable game content (not cosmetics) and other balance changes for the sake of the "competitive" scene
I'm pretty old and I might be alone on this but i really don't care about the pro aspect of a game so I disagree with a lot of shit they do

Wanna put our pillows together so they can scissor?

dont aim for zarya ever unless shes low and retreating
if you hit a 2-3 man strike and zarya happens to eat it its worth the ult charge, its not that big of a deal

Let me get this straight. You get a loot box every time you level. And you can level indefinitely since it restarts you once you hit max. So if you grind hard enough you could potentially get everything.

You are worse than a Junkrat spammer if you throw your firestrike against Zarya.

your dakimakura are garbage

Let them eat cake.

You're garbage.

I don't really mind the design but her color palette looks like ass.

>it's another "plat shitter says rank doesn't matter" episode

why

yes unless what you want is a time limited item like the Halloween event items that we can get right now until the 1 of november

Jesus christ just kill yourself you fucking virgin retard, stay in your parent's basement and don't you dare to comeback to this place.

I don't throw it directly at her, I throw it into their group and she happens to just wait and shield someone for the charge.

If it's her personal shield I'll wait till it's over of course

Yes

>Hear about how fun Reinhardt is.
>Try him out again because I was terrible at first.
>Manly action ensues.

Now I understand. I finally understand what it means to be a living shield.

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/792395663367602176
What did they mean by this?

Because Mei is bae.

another teaser to try and keep the hype alive as much as possible until blizzcon

Not really related but I was jerking off furiously to Widowmaker's ass the other day (prime anal material) and noticed an abnormality on the shaft of my penis. It's not really noticable by sight but I can feel what feels like a hardened vein underneath the skin. It doesn't hurt or cause me any discomfort.

Anyone know what this is? Is it cancer?

ARG Bullshitspeak for "Sombra announcement November 1st"

I'm guessing the exp curve gets exponentially higher as you go.

Big

>asking for medical advice on Veeky Forums
just go see a doctor if you are that worried about it

"please clap"

is there a more satisfying sensation in this game than flash-headshotting tracers? you just follow the sound of her peashooter and fucking negate her presence on the enemy team. shit is so good. i think a close runner-up is deflect-headshotting bad widows, though.

It caps at 22500 or something after a certain level around 20s. They might change it to a fixed 20k from 1-100 for every level.