Senran Kagura General #919 /skg/

If I didn't feel lazy this afternoon I would have made this a Minori general so consider yourselves lucky edition!
previous thread NEWS
>New Game
gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan
>It's canon.

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 08/15/16)
mega.nz/#!7l1DmBKQ!NB6GtV8AJ0mLLDzTItYHuI8lhgrX1YVrik4QjY9BnG0
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

Look at this Kafuru.

Look at this majestic beauty.

I want to be her dolphin.

There is eternity, but in this one moment, there was perfection.

Minori was a mistake

CUMO

I heard you like bean sprouts!

i want kafuru to take off the boots

I love Mistress Haruka!

>image.jpg

Why so big?

I would like some beansprouts yes

I don't know I took it with my phone and then posted it. Now I am back on my PC.

I have a Haruka fetish.

I want Hikage to give me a warm hug!

P A I Z U R I

Hikage LOVES hugs!

RARE FOOTAGE OF THE CUTEST CANADIAN IN ALL HISTORY!!!

I bet Haruka is going to use her watergun to give Mirai an enema!

I hope you eat it all or I'll find you and piss on your floor.

That's NOT Hikage!

Hikage is a olive green cobra! A olive green KING cobra!

And Hikage would never eat Mirai!

Tittyfugging

Who said anything about eating? She is just hugging Mirai.

>File name

Hugs are NOT for harming Mirai. Lies are no good for the Crimson Squad!

I LOVE HANABI'S BOOBIES!

I'm always down for tittyfucking, but can we throw some hotdogging into the mix?

Gross, put your mask back on.

>hotdogging
user
no

buttjob

...

What is this from?

I am not surprised that the sole representative of my country in SK is a borderline autist with crippling social anxiety and a worryingly close relationship with wild animals

Women having sex with wild animals has been a common literary topic in Canada since the 70's FYI

I just realized that coatbot took an exit from stage, left as soon as the fish hit the fluid.

He must be used to this kind of thing. The second something is about to explode, he's all like "no, I'm not here"

KonoSuba, maybe.

>Women having sex with wild animals has been a common literary topic in Canada

I would knot be caught doing that...

Bestiality is hot so it's okay.

Headcanon: her pickiness on food is either low or none.

They're dirt poor and live in a cave, you can't be picky about what you eat.

But buttjobs are fun

Stop, you are going to summon THAT guy.

Wan wan~

If my Senran was real I wouldn't want her to browse this degenerate place.

don't call it hotdogging

look at her eyes and tongue

Is it just me or did Kagura get pretty popular out of nowhere? It seems likeshe gets a card in like every NW event and she's in the PBS opening quite a bit too.

wrong animal.

I wanna feed Mirai sweets and make her happy!

Who WeirdFetishAnon? I have done my lewd posting for the next few threads as I went overboard a few threads back.

JADF?

She's only been shown to be popular in new wave.

>Pig

Ryouna is to pure to do something like that, even she has standards.

Haruka is one of those reverse picky eaters, where she'll eat the weirdest shit but refuse basic meals.

Like she'll be sitting on the sofa eating homemade zucchini chips with paprika seasoning and dipping them in cheese whizz, but she won't eat macaroni and cheese because it's weird.

>Is it just me or did Yumi get pretty popular out of nowhere?

She'll be fat before she ever gets tits.

Fat + Flat never looks good unless it's Zankuro.

that's the same logic i use to justify incest

No, I just want to spoil her rotten, not make her a fat cat.

Has anyone else noticed how feminine Mirai's eyes are here?

Could it be that under her feminine body of a woman, Mirai is actually the girliest, most woman senran?

Eyes?

How would you react the first time ryouna actually passes out during sex from you choking her? How would you react if she told you it was her most intense orgasm yet and she wants you to always be so rough with her?

Yes Mirai has eyes

Ooooohh, spoooooky onee-chan

EYES?

YES

if she was a real woman, she'd have tits, not an ironing board

Do you mean EYE + eye patch?

But how can her eyes be real if her tits aren't real?

Crimson squad could only afford an iron or ironing board, not both.

So Mirai volunteered to act as Crimson's ironing board. That way they could have both.

Now Crimson have crisp and pressed clothes!

Mirai has small, sexy breasts that are ideal for attracting a mate and two perfectly functional, 20/20 vision eyes.

Why does she worship icy pig statues then?

Oh for... You can only see one of her eyes in the picture. You said her eyes look pretty there but you can only see one. You should have said he eye looks pretty there.

They keep the dunecoons at bay.

If you actually loved Mirai you could see both her beautiful eyes.

Ugh, faggot that shit talk about his birth place and has shitty taste for Senran. At least be quiet about your country flaws.

Where are purple and Imu from?

Hope everyone's day is going well while I appreciate Hanabi!

But I don't love Mirai, I am Hikage's property.

Where the American Senrans at

I think the whole new gessen squad was inspired by germany.

Japan

I'll dick Yags straight.

To be fair, the animal of choice for us Canadians is the bear

...

Please, no politics

You country has a national animal to get fucked by?

I want to listen to Murasaki and Imu talk about their anons in german!

It's unofficial but the preferences can be clearly seen

>new gessen squad

Don't bully, I've been up for like 18 hours already.

I kinda want to see this. We have no idea how Gessen is outside of Kurokage's pets and the Ryou sisters.

Godzilla's tail is made of SENRANS.

I've been up for like 18 hours if you know what I mean

You're a growing girl, Murasaki. You need your sleep.

I have been masturbating for the past 18 hours, if you catch my drift.

I wonder if Saki hibernates for the winter

I've been watching National Geographic for the last 18 hours, if you get what I'm saying.

I want to have a bed filled with abused mooks who had enough of getting their asses kicked by senrans and just want some love where we all just cuddle together and satisfy each others desires.

I want Kumo's candy ass to bite back when I bite it!

And that's when every Senran kicks through the wall at once and fucks your shit in a massive orgy of ninpo chicanery

I'm going to wait until Murasaki falls asleep then kidnap bebe-tan.

That's okay. I'll protect my mooks and take the beating all by myself. They'll know how much it hurts and nurse me right back up.

...

I've had about 4 hours of sleep, went to my job for 8 hours, and will most likely take a nap soon, if you care to follow my description I have placed.

I bet Ryouki loves how dishonest Ryoubi is and feels like getting her to be honest with her feelings is a worthwhile endeavor!

I want that booty