Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Your treant steals all your last hits to build an aghs only to tree ward every single camp on the map and ult while rubbing his hands together

I haven't had sex in 21 years and have no idea what you're talking about.

i haven't even jerked off in 3 weeks and i'm fine
compulsive people shouldn't play dota
maybe you should uninstall

Why does /d2g/ always make new threads 15-20 posts early?

Haha I shit my pants now all you guys have to smell it lol :)

Jerk off?

I'm 29 years old and haven't had sex yet. I can't relate to you

fucknig normie get out

holy shit no wonder you guys get so angry when someone threatens the precious mmr you "earned"

btw psg here i'm about to go have sex :)

right now :)

see you in 3 minutes

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He did nothing wrong.

Holy shit I just witnessed someone lose in the worst way possible

>super fat enemy tinker player
>is holding their base 1v5 and team is winning thanks to him alone
>lategame teamfight breaks out
>tinker zaps someone
>our tiny blink avalanche tosses him and everyone focused him
>tinker died instantly while still in midair of the toss
>tinker instantly bought back
>he reappeared at the toss location a fraction of a second later
>died again within another half a second

thats like disruptor glimpse on fucking crack
holy shit dont ever spam your buyback key when valve is in charge of triggered movements, you need to calmly wait 2-5 seconds before you press that shit

part of Veeky Forums culture as defined by based /sp/

match id

Masturbation ruins my mental drive

I decided last year to stop doing it forever

>yet
as if you were expecting to magically happen someday

This has been a known bug for two years.

Masturbation doesn't cure sexual frustration

Once you've had the taste of some prime pussy you can never go back

>How DARE someone live a happy, normal life

normie get out
NOW

so now that the shuffle is over and the qualifiers are underway
which team are /our guys/?

>when valve is in charge

dying doesn't dispel toss it has nothing to do with valve it has literally ALWAYS been this way.

if youre above 3k the player should have known that

Breeder kys

eternal otaku

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Ad Finem

Kaipi

liquid.

and everytime they lose just blame bulba and ask for a replacement.

is the 'lag always this bad

why does dying dispel decay if it doesn't dispel toss
I want faggots to stay small when they die and not BB with full hp

i didn't mean "you have to post the suiciding frog picture".

i meant you have to go out and meet people.

At that point, why don't you just get a fucking hooker?

It's not like you have much left to lose

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AF
FDL
Fnatic

So how do you think EE is going to ruin this?

>i didn't mean "you have to post the suiciding frog picture".

the way you phrased this made me laugh, thanks user

Do you guys think pudge will finally get nerfed next patch?

He has 52.7% winrate even though 75% of the time he's picked the player playing him has no idea what he's doing.

Just pay an escort man pussy is an overvauled normie currency like diamonds. If it bothers you that much just get it over with

>If you buy a 4k a account you are…

A) a 4k player.

B) a stupid, deluded 2k asshat who will ruin other people chances to legitimately win mmr.

What's the correct answer /d2g/?

i love aui but seriously what the fuck are NP gonna do when lifestealer, sven, and phantom lancer are shit picks?

FDL

wait a minute

are you actually trying to say that all of life's problems cant be solved by posting cartoon frogs on a weeb imageboard for 16 hours per day?

go to japan

>Fnatic
lamo

Bullshit

Draft naga or put EE on ember rushing rapiers. Don't forget that EE is the greatest ember spirit player in this universe.

that's exacly what i meant

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2 also Victoria Chase owns me

>yfw no secret in major

>no more pro doter singsing

is TA back?

If you're a solid 2.5k player then the difference is so minimal going up to 4k. It isn't really until you get up towards 5k that you will genuinely lack the skills to play properly.

2.5-4k is just an endless grind of largely average skill players who are swapping their MMR back and forth.

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>buy 4k
>win
>deluded
>ruining peoples chance to gain mmr

yeah, my enemies'.

techies

watching the first match against mineski was so painful.

?

Considering how non-white the 'lag is, I'm willing to bet people get pretty triggered by baseball

You need to get a life.

Miracle and matumbaman are frauds with 9k. Proving that mmr doesn't earn you money or anything at all.

kek no. you're deluded. the difference between even 3.5 - 4k or 4k - 4.5 is huge. a 4k player will mostly lose on 4.5, let alone a 3.5 or a 2.5

>LOL world cup happening
>Dota server borked
really makes you think

tfw no cake to eat and now im too hungry to play dotes

waht do /d2g/

Go away normie

>no more stupid aussie posting about irrelevant player
oh wait

>eating cake, the honeypot dessert

crossdress

Fuck off pickles

Then eat bread dotard.

Isn't there supposed to be a game?

seconding this, I was about 3k before abusing arc warden to above 3.5k and beyond that I clearly have subpar laning mechanics, farm efficiency and map awareness.

Valve shat on their server

ur a honeypot human

dumb animeNEET furry

t. psg

b-but i dont have bread either ;-;

Imagine if you did something else with the time you sunk into dota. You could have had fun while earning money like casters and pro players do.

>tfw no doggirl to fuck

eat a bullet you stuttering imbecile

I won he's at 4k mmr and played well having a high impact in the games I've played. Stay mad loser. After I bought the account I started winning.

>tfw no stuttering hero

I meant boosters, like you do it for money right, but it doesn't really feel worth the effort

Ofc unless you're a neet that can just earn on some spare cash

>Imagine if you did something else with the time you sunk into dota
>You could have had fun while earning money like casters and pro players do

what

Don't make fun of him. I bet he plays support so please respect him

Find something you're good at(you're not good at dota) then get paid to do it. You'll have fun and be rich.

1) You "won" ONLY 2 games. YOU. ARE. NOT a 4k player

2) A 6k booster playing in 2k MMR game IS NOT decided as a "coin flip"

3) No, you colossal faggot. 2k games and 4k games are definitely NOT the "same grind" mathematically backed fact, a 4k player would win more than +70% of games in 2k bracket.

Addendum) posting anime does not make me a virgin. Posting STUPID and DELUDED statements makes you, on the other hand, a stupid deluded little 2k faggot.

You tell him Homuranon.

guy im up to here after about 2 months of streaming only dota and overwatch

do you think im gonna make it?

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