Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

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youtube.com/watch?v=KXfK7H2eFl8
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Whatever.

Do casters still not understand that there are situations where taunts are automatic?

Valve have enforced it now haven't they? Otherwise I've lost a lot time I could have been betting.

>Feed, Die, Lose

>Never Pertinent

lul beesa

>FDL finally have a shot at the big time
>choke it with shit picks and shit plays

things like

are the apple emoji which trigger shut in gigaNEETs much more than the android emoji

our coposters sure are coposting

hey beesa whats it like sucking so bad you lose to swindlezz

fuck off underage redditshit

someone post those spooky skeleton beesa images

Are you trying to play col again tomorrow night? is that what you're waiting for?

friendly reminder

>carry venge

So fucking mad

LITERALLY fuming

...

>no frog hero

Why isn't there betting in the OP?

Where is NP stream? Aren't they playing?

I want a frog/onion knight hero like in Chrono Trigger

>yurocucks go to bed
>thread becomes good

really engages those 'rons

>shibbolethed

I think you mean
>normies at Halloween parties
>thread becomes good

Tomorrow silly economics poster

>this is /d2g/ now

Can't wait for Australia to get up and contribute absolutely fucking no discussion and nothing of worth and make completely abhorrent posts like a bunch of fucking retards I hate australia.

>losing to a team with 4 bottom 25% heroes

these fdl kids are so trash holy shit

did FDL just seriously try carry venjah TWICE?

halloween is in 2 days you idiot

>hating on aussies
?

australian and finland are the two lifeblood countries of Veeky Forums

they embody the shitposts and memes which make up this great website

calm down moot

You really drank that reddit "haha shitposting xD" kool-aid didn't you

Fucking r9k has a lot to answer for

>partying on monday night
>i don't understand how parties work because i'm a loser

Have you ever been to a party? Nobody parties on a Monday. You celebrate the event on the closest weekend date. Leave your basement sometime, nerd.

>you will never be anywhere near as assblasted as the guy who made this and has been spamming it over and over for months

team np leading the group
the power of no pressure is pretty incredible

>he doesn't understand that people go to work in the morning on monday

>r9k

it's core Veeky Forums culture from

>/sp/
>/int/
>/tv/
>/pol/

even other lesser boards like Veeky Forums and /mu/ are known only for their flavour of shitposts and memes.

because your american edm culture is trash
lot of underground events are on weekdays. klubnacht at berghain starts on saturday

>tfw no d2g bf

>SPEC
>WRAITHKING
>DEATH PROHPET

THIS TWIN FORKS QUEST IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT

ITS LIKE VALVE PICKED THREE OF THE WORST HEROES IN THE GAME ON PURPOSE

>underground events
what does this actually mean in the year of our lord current year?

d2g gets so mad about everything

the 'lag literally cannot handle banter like other boards

>EDMfags

fuck you

parties that are not above the ground

based azn sempai of serene lifestyle choices

>blitz gets bantered on regular basis by his lads like capitalist and charlie
>laughs it off

>somehow the unbanterable man manages to trigger d2g with his mere presence

really lights up the image in an fMRI study

blitz is literally moments away from committing suicide, he was paying some fat woman to be a long distance GF, and she recently broke up with him.
dnno if thats a person to look up to

...

>he doesn't know about evian
also his GF has been posted many times and shes far from fat

>Watch LeL badTI finals
>10 merlinis

blitz gets triggered hardcore on stream though

so basically when you go clubbing you either go to some mainstream club where normies go to get laid and yadda yadda. djs are shit and usually play top40 edm tunes. girls in highheels and dress you know the cliche
underground clubs are different in a sense that most people who go there usually have something common which is the love for the genre. in general there is more freedom when it comes to drugs and things like that. some clubs have bouncers who decide whether you fit in or not to keep the atmosphere inside
heres a pretty good video about it i think its interesting to watch
youtube.com/watch?v=KXfK7H2eFl8

>next series is beesa the shitter vs peruvians

Fuck that shit.

>Berlin aka new turkey

but tier2 and tier3 dota is the comfiest!

>edmcucks calling anyone else normies

>ywn hold hands with titan-chan after a night of gently walking together through a snowed in park before walking home and cuddling together in front of the fireplace

over under on FDL commiting circle-sudoku when they lose 2-0 to peru?

>warlock pick
STOP IT
S

T

O

P

>circle-sudoku
is this a thing

somebody post it

everything about this post is disgusting

it's like circlejerking but slightly different

I don't quite understand why anyone picks warlock
like the hero is fucking garbage
golems have 900 hp and 0 armor, they are less tanky than fucking forge spirits

edm is the normie in a sense that its the commercialized mainstream version of something that has been going in the underground scene for centuries. kinda like lol and dota

>revo uninstaller pro
what the fuck

dang the girl behind him is purty cute

s-somebody post it

FAKER SOLOED

what's the dota of the 19th century? colonialism?

to bad you didnt block eddies number in the last image
+1 5107766219
someone call it

>Crit
>outplay

top keke

i'm currentlly on the phone with eddie and apppaently OP is a faggot of the highest caliber

u kids dun it nao

Which one's going to win?
team with Tinker
vs
team with Warlock

can you post it
I wanna see

eddie here, can you stop calling me thanks

hello lucas

ask him if he wants to play dota with me

>badMiracale get rekts

DELET THIS

whats up bro

>peru

>someone just doxxed himself live on the 'lag

the mother of all pizzas is inbound

?

he said he won't play with "a dumb fucking coon that should be picking my cotton instead of abusing welfare"
i think eddie is a bit racist

>DOTURDS
GIGA BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?

>league has their worlds going on right now
>watched a few of the games
>both teams are like 5-5 at 30 minutes
>crowd is cheering for a team thats not even playing
>no booths

what explain?

>overwatch has some global _literal_ race vs race, nation vs nation esports going on
>meaning maximum /int/ tier jovial posting even far in advanced of anything the 'lag ever sees

i'll be seeing you fellow coposters later.

i've a new general to post in for a bit

ONE
MILLION
VIEWERS
NO NEED TO DAMAGE CONTROL ON /d2g/

supports simply need to be rebalanced and given the option of transitioning into strong semicarries should the need arise -- the whole idea of a boots+branch support is outdated and deserves to be trashed... its BORING to play a role you KNOW will have next to 0 impact beyond 20mins into the game

much of the support role has also been 'outsourced' into so-called 'support items' which are basically highly cost-efficient items used to obfuscate enemy carries... overall this doesnt make for fun gameplay for ANYONE -- not for supports, not for carries

this 'outsourcing' also means practically any hero can play 'support' as long as they buy those items too... traditional supports have lost their niche - lots of carries these days have absurd amounts of early game presence and spell dmg/utility

>tfw you live in the middle of nowhere and the nearest pizza place is a 20 minute drive where they refuse to deliver to your home

LCS gets like 150k viewers at most and suddenly you're telling me they have million viewers on twitch? sure man

>beesa

...

a. its only 560k
b. its grandfinal

>STILL DAMAGE CONTROLLING
>FOR
>FREE

>League of Legends has their own sticky thread
>We didn't get one for TI
Really makes you think