/twg/ - Total War General

"no"

The overwhelming majority would love to see introduced to the roster.

When?

So i guess this is gonna become like warframe general where they worship average bodied butterfaces

G O B L I N S

Ye, might get a medal instead of SAXONS at this rate

It is now October. The sallow season deepens its hold on Athel Loren. It is a dark time, a time of mourning. As the spites and spirits of the forest grow slothful and recalcitrant, the enemies of the Asrai seek to defile the sacred glades. Gorposting is rampant. The Deep Thinking Goblin looms, esoteric and obscene. Athel Loren is a realm under siege. The King of the Woods cannot be found; the kinbands are scattered and given over to dissolute indulgence, pursuing until the last comfort over exertion.

Yet it is comfort itself that is imperiled; Should the Asrai fade from the Old World the beauty of their existence, a recordless history of leisure and frivolity without equal, will disappear, leaving the clamoring, scrabbling bustle of the outside world without counterpoint or enlightening example. It is a dark time. But even in the deep gloom of autumn, a hope flickers. A whisper on the winds, melodious like the clinking of tea cups on saucers.

Wood Elves soon.

well, you have to keep in mind that she is a 10/10 in Britain

poor brits

>If I don't likes yer words, I'll blast jews wif me spells

Why do CA mock their masters?

Wood elves are nothing but common sluts who live for beastman and bretonnian cock.

>butterfaces
I disagree.
Either way, the only thing that matters is that she's Tomb Kings kind of gal.

maybe replace both silvers with Franz and G O B L I N S?

As Wood Elves are largely beyond the purity moralism of neighboring races and regard Bretonnian shotas as one of the pleasures in life, your statement isn't entirely false

Beastmen just flatter themselves though, not even their own gods love them

I hate this manga.

Having encountered both varieties this is a lot more tolerable than what passes for a woman in /wfg/
I forget who the main other one is from DE but she doesn't look nearly as bad as the abhorrent lotus VA

...

Tell me about Wurrzag! Why does he wear the mask!?

LegendofTotalWar is the strategos and basileos of all Total War players everywhere, I see that now.

>

Don't you mean Prince of Macedon?

You mean PoM?

How important is the high ground?

It is very important. Just ask Anakin

perhaps ee's wondering why would yoo's shoot da git, before dropin'im from da gyrocopter

scary spoopy spectral stunties

at least youse can tolk
who iz youse?

Thank you my friends ;)

This AI is amazing. They're raiding their own lands cause they know they can't rebel against rebels. It's like a snake eating itself.

ee't don't matters who we'es, wot matters is da plan

LoTW has the most chim out of any online player

>Stack with Gelt + a wizard of each kind
Drowning in magic, but it's kind of a pain to figure out how to use it all

if ai rip off your gob-shield will ye die?

TAKE
BACK
EVERY
GROODGE

If you have a grudge against someone and that someone dies, does the grudge die or do you pass the grudge to the someone's children so that the grudge lives on?

>Demoting Pontus

THE GRUDGE MUST LIVE ON

Guys, I feel like these grudges are gonna kill us. Maybe we should just get rid of the Book of Grudges?

>Wanting to get rid of the book of grudges and ALL Grudges

That's a maximum grudging, better take the slayer oath

it gets passed on

It's like debt, they inherit it

Remove bullet drop and meloncat. Meloncat isn't really a meme.

Listen, grudges WILL kill us. We need to forgive and let go.

Listen to this manling and his talk of "forgiveness", next you're gonna have us have "tea" with the Grobi?

Well, why not? Maybe this could all be settled over a cup of tea?

How about I go tell the grobi to have you for tea, umgi-lover?

should i buy rome 2?

for the current sale price? yes

meant for

Tea is not my bewerage, it is umgak and probably drunk by elgi as well.

HEY IRISH FUCKER FROM PREVIOUS THREAD

I fixed my crashing problem and dealt with your "superior" Irish

The Irish will rise up and deal with you in the future. The Picts will be cucked by the Gaels and create Scots.

Whats the name of the britain mod for Attila?

The one that allows you to play the romanized britain before saxon invasion?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=453101121

Watch your mouth, traitor kin!

Your standards are too high

That manga makes my blood boil. The prot is so fucking self-righteous it pissed me off.

Karl understands

RAGE BEYOND RECKONING

give link to victories

hitbox.tv/video/1067585

Skip to around 6 hours in for our final victory. If you look around that same channel for "VG League 6" you'll see bits and pieces of our wins.

The Hitbox player is a bit shit.

implyingrigged.info/wiki//twg/#Official_Match_History

Here is all our matches that we've ever played.

thanks bro

kek

I really, really, really just need to fucking vent. Because Steam is so fucking racist and misogynist, and Valve seems to refuse to want to get up off their lazy asses and fix it.
I'm a huge fan (Or rather I used to be a huge fan) of the Total War franchise, but one of the biggest gripes I've been having with the newer games is how whitewashed and streamlined everything's become. This really starts to show up after Shogun 2, and is a big reason why I'm not planning on bothering with future games . This is especially bad in Rome 2. Egyptians are Arabian looking even though Egyptians at that time period would've still looked ethnically "Black". Rome is 100% white for some reason. It's really, really embarrassing. So, thankfully, I've been able to find a few mods that corrected that:
i.imgur.com/ep2Fk3L.png
... Then I scrolled down to the comments:
imgur.com/9PPwOcj
Then I was like, "Oh, this can't be a pattern, there has to be another mod that maybe doesn't have a trash comments section-"
i.imgur.com/RvkwtMD.png imgur.com/9PPwOcj
GOSH. And so I went and checked this other guy's mods. Not only are they downvoted as hell, but...
imgur.com/QN9Otwo
So I went to the guy's page, and I noticed that he did a really interesting drawing of an Egyptian God...
i.imgur.com/TqxQSE5.png
Y'all Know what's coming
imgur.com/kKV3ql9
The worst part is that it's not even just this game that has this bullshit.
i.imgur.com/I128urs.png imgur.com/qj1DTMC
The same dude ended up doing a review calling out all of the racist comments. Just look at his "liked" ratio:
i.imgur.com/p08QOGy.png i.imgur.com/xkg9ipI.png
So at this point I'm 100% done. For the record, I actually HAVE reported all of these comments to Steam Support, but because Steam Support doesn't actually moderate for shit, these comments are still up. I just can't take it anymore.

Is Belegar Ironhammer the "WE WUZ KANGZ" of Warhammer?

I feel posts like this are the only thing keeping this ailing thread alive some days.

Surely some Shadow of the Horned Rat will save /twg/

Urist Legendary Lord when?

source?

>I'm going to headbutt you until there's nothing but a butt left

youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M
youtube.com/watch?v=i5-Tuo1bmFM

1212AD campaign fucking when

when are you just gonna let this general die

why not just revive it and throw a reunion when the first expansion happens

surely better than coming back here day after day as nothing happens

MUH ARCHE SELEUKIA

Time to do legendary Skarsnik. I'm ready to die in 5 turns.

Too bad Urist is literally the only thing good in both of those.

Including male ones?
gay

I NEED SOME FUCKING SAUCE

DID SOMEBODY SAY G O B L I N S?

hell yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

I feel like once you get to a certain unhappiness level, you should start taking attrition, to similate the local populace being done with your shit and starting to kill your troops

You mean rioting? That was in earlier games.

>tfw your friends make you come out to some dipshit Halloween party

I could be comfy as fuck PURGING shitstain nonhumans and heretics.

Instead I'm sitting here listening to nigger beats and watching chads and Staceys compete for who can pass out first.

Tell me tales of your Empires.

>on your phone on Veeky Forums during a party
fuck sake man go talk to someone

>Going to a party that you don't want to go to.
>Going to a party and not making/talking to friends.

well i feel retarded now, but yeah, that's a mechanic that needs to come back so AI can't pull BS moves like that

How tf can the eastern roman empire condemn me for being a great power? They're twice as powerful as me.

>implying anyone at the party is worth the time

>implying people that force you to do things you don't enjoy are "friends"

nice try normie

Is the music too loud?

Do you feet hurt?

Do you wish you were at home playing video games?

One more victory like this and we will be defeated.