/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

*wwalks from last thread: *

>list of good comm. servers
pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

>vanilla.tf/
>Implying anyone plays the game

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what a vintage meme

2nd for mlp and furries

im ringing for a steel team
i hope i do well

4rd for how to knife kill as long dinstance man

as long as you don't build on last at the start of the round youre good

Valve adds a 4th cosmetic slot
what would be your new get up?

Lumbricus lid
Soldier stash
The cigar
Soldier medal

+1 thread meem count

>Damage dealt part on a knife
What's the fucking point? Oh jeez, you do 6 times a players hp of damage, of course it's going to be high

>goofing around in comm. server for a while
>decide to experiment
>take off hats and put on FaN
>mfw
i had no idea how satisfying it would be to deny soldiers the high ground as scout over and over again

>Healing done part on a medigun
What's the fucking point? Oh jeez, of course its going to be a high number when you can't count anything else with it

>Stranges
What's the fucking point?

Somebody get me a medic because

THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAL

afaik backstabbing damage only counts how much hp they had before they got backstabbed

Just bought 4 crates, lets do this

Healing done is good on weapons like the powerjack, crossbow or kunai. Technically mediguns grant you half the damage your pocket deals, but i don't know if valve is smart enough to remember that
They do? But then what about crits that overkill enemies? Do those count as full or only for the amount of hp they had?

Aww yeah. Space Engi time

I know that feel

>buy bunch of expensive shit for my main
>get some classic "nice hat" compliments, whatever
>one day decide to pretend to be a gibus f2p
>people expect nothing from me
>topscore every match
>didn't went back to my original loadout ever since

disappointment.exe incoming
good luck tho

Wooo!

It's shit

>Want a hat
>Buy hat
>It's nice hat
>I like my hat
>But what if no hat?
>No difference
>Forget i had it in the first place
>Remember hat
>Wear it
>Doesn't feel the same

Aww shit son.


Pro tip, I just bought 4 more cases.

Rest was crap.

wew lad
too bad it's on a shit taunt

I know right.
Round 2/3
Both rounds were shit.

Isn't that worth a pretty penny on the market?

The only hat I really wanted.

Aww yeah.

whats with the influx of retards wasting money on gambling

someone congratulate me

Almost $15. Not bad for something that's shit.

Dunno, but sometimes it pays.

>Implying i'm wasting money
Nigga i haven't spent a single dime on this game since i bought it

Oh come the fuck on
How many crates was that

I bought 12 in total. Got 2 unusuals, 1 strange mercenary, a few commandos, and one elite.
Now I have gnome engi.

i bet someone else is going to try and spend load of keys on trying to unbox more crates after seeing someone unbox 2 unusuals and then end up getting mad at himself and realizing this is all chance

just a prediction tho

we postin drops?

SMNC-the-hard-way user here
I'm at level 14, unlocked the sniper hat, need to get to 20 for the pyro hat.
My finger hurts, this is why I don't use the Classic.

I do now have the perfect goggles.

>second-rate sorcery can be purchased on the market
>but not victory lap
please valve

forgot i also found a fast learner

i also had a stout shako drop for me last week

How much is it worth again?

>replying to a post that wasn't directed at you and isn't relevant to you

"Nigga" you need to get a brain.

Welp. Opened 4 more. Don't do it.
Got a Burly Beast though and two Pyrocopters, strange Showstopper or w/e it's called, and a Strange Mad Mask.

>items not arranged from top to bottom

some guy offered 2 ref for it but then he said he was kidding
i pretended to be oblivious and really hurt
it was hilarious hearing him try to apologize over voice chat

how to fly as demon man

...

THIS HEALTH PACK
THIS FUCKING HEALTH PACK
ITS MOCKING ME

FUCK YOU HEALTH PACK

Every time I play that map, a pyro frags me with random crits. Every time. In the same general area below the point, too. I hate that map.

NEW PYRO SCRIPT DISCOVERED THAT INSTANTLY MAKES YOU BETTER AT THE GAME
youtu.be/oWsy7wQkN5s
ABUSE IT BEFORE IT GETS PATCHED

pfft
ive been using this for years now

...

i always play that map as a pyro
try to get behind the frontline
and kill an engie or two from back crits.
never worked better

orbit is a closeted depressed suicidal retard

so whos going to sit and do nothing for the entire duration of tomorrow?

not me I gotta wash the doggo

i have like twelve drops

post 'em.

the slo-poke i got last night

>tfw my doggo hates baths and makes me feel guilty every time I turn the hose on

>washing doggos with hose

you are more of an animal than him

>using the word doggo
go back to tumblr

doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo

>tfw u want tf2g crafts but you know that someone will keep your shit

man i dont have it in me to play tf2 anymroe

how do you check those?

I just remembered mine
In backpack.tf you can filter items by origin, quality, and type, and then look at the item history of each one to check.

>when ur waifu crafts a 1 key hat from one of each of your hats together

Remember, suicide is always an option. It doesn't have to be this way.

Or y'know. You can change your life around and solve your problems instead of taking the easy way out like some bitch

tell me tf2g
what is the best sheen

Be seeing you soon.

>He doesn't regularly spray his doggo down with the hose
Unless you have a tiny little shit poodle or something, the hose is just so much more convenient.

team shine

who are you talking to

agreed

Hey, what's the deal with the unusuals on scrap.tf? Are they all dirty or something? Cause they're all ludicrously cheap.

got a thing boys
how do i best extract the wealth

im gonna use it to activate windows

You already fucked up actually. The taunt unusualifier is worth more on its own than it is actually applied to a taunt.

>applying it

LOL idiot

see

how the fuck is it worth more

it's not like you can apply it to any taunt with any effect

literally makes no difference

yorkies are little shits?

you idiot
people will pay more to have a chance at the effect they want

Nope. Effects are randomized, which means you just set the price down to whatever | Hellish Inferno | is going to be worth.

Learn to jew.

CAPTCHA
GIPSY auxerre

Yes. Yorkshire terriers are pretty small dogs.

>using windows 10
wow you are just full of bright ideas, aren't you

sell it the fuck now while you're only one with that effect. Because trust me, you HAVE fucked up and it will become less of a profit now

Anyone got any good titty sprays for some EZ backstabs?

do i use a website in a week or just go for the steam bucks

>google
>mspaint
there that's all you need you fucking lazy asswipe

Suck my nards Pablo, I don't know what holds the attention of people the longest

now
nou/
adverb
adverb: now

1.
at the present time or moment.
"where are you living now?"
synonyms: at the moment, at present, at the present (time/moment), at this moment in time, currently, presently

Give me ur unusuals then

well for one thing, you applied it to a regular taunt and not something like a killstreak taunt, making it less rare.

>pit of death contract

>Doing contracts
I gave up when my first one was on Moonshine.

>carnival of carnage contract

Pit of death is ez as fuck. Get a medic friend and stomp enemy team back into their spawn.

Now this is hell. The Go karts are the fucking worst.