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first for dead thread
Butthurt male characters can stay out.
No one owes you ERP or friendship.
If that roe gives you boners, the real reward is knowing you have great taste.
Highlanders!
F E M R O E S
I want to marry and /pet another elezen~!
This thread has been claimed in the name of Male Characters.
>ERP
the only ones Ive seen beg for erp are female characters though
also
>opens thread
>gay, thirsty losers in denial
lmao
But how would a male character's butt hurt if he didn't ERP?
>The one on the left
HNNNG MUH DICK too bad fem roes either: A. Don't ERP 2. ERP but as futa 3. Only ERP with shotas or 4, which is the main one, Don't exist
They're alright
Too many futa
You missed out on some extreme fucking drama and a spiral of events that led to the current state of affairs on Ultros- where there are more tanks and healers than DPS anymore, because all the DPS were too traumatized by the HOLY SHIT YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP mechanics and DPs checks.
A3s made Turn 9 look like a walk in the fucking park.
Send them into my office for further examination.
post cat butt
Let's give the bland character shilling some flavor
>your /playtime
>your characters emote showing how you feel about the amount of time you've spent in this game
Dope.
how about you try posting one then, pipsqueak
please post actual men
>Not wanting massive futa roe cocks to smack you around and use you until you break.
the dream desu
>600 days
H E L P
This is true.
Real friendships are built up over time
I know of an elezen that likes other elezen
Character and 'tube time!
Send them into my office for further examination.
I think I might be the angriest looking bitch of us all
Where are you person from last thread who was going to fap with me
>169 days 7 hours 12 minutes
afk stronk
I can get behind this.
is this f2p?
Prettiest, you mean.
xd enter
Who is the cutest catboy in all of /xivg/?
does steam time count? 5059 hours
nope
>catboys
>cute
Who is the best recruit and why is it Morel
>normal dude
>blonde hair
>freckles
not a fuckboy or bara
they're so dreamy
...
you first
>5k hours
>Still no bf
Damn that's pathetic
214 days
ugly x2
Her parents are dead what are you going to do about it?
Currently or past
There was a few ones but they're now fem cats..
Step aside, whiteboi.
its okay to fear the chin.
if i bought the game on steam can i use game-time cards from other places oer do i have to use steam?
make sure her children have a dad
i did a while back...
Why should I do anything about it?
Little parasite can go earn it's own food.
you can use any payment
do you even want a gf at this point erpfags
everyone usually says don't use steam version Z you have to get expansions and stuff through steam
Sign me up but nobody ever delivers
Give her lots of /pet's and hugs
Celestines are back together?
It doesn't count if it's not real love. Disappointing.
i want a lizard girlfriend (male) !
no because girls cost money but grown men dont
guys ;)
get a gf ;)
just do it ;)
Purge Eorzea
hnnnnnng those legs
who is this cutie ghost dragon
it was real love
it's totally doable though
guys ;)
girls are nice ;)
get a gf ;)
you won't be bankrupt ;)
they won't treat you like shit when they have their period ;)
why does he wear the mask?
one of them was
spuki bugi
how do I fuck one of the gothic duskwight elezen grils
do i have to be edgy
Oh so another ebin?
Which beast tribe has the best verbal tic(s)?
>One of them
>Was
Real love doesn't end,m you dumbasses.
Nah m8. I'll stick to 2d.
1. I've been out of the game too long
2. My last two exes I had in college were batshit crazy
3. Now that I'm out of college, most girls are old and used goods.
4. Onaholes feel better than any woman I've been with
5. Onaholes are cheaper and can provide me more entertainment
I could say more but I'd hurt peoples feelings :(((
nope
get a gf (male) then
>one of them was
holy shit savage
Want to be my friend?
This 100%
Whoops meant to reply to this one
Awww thanks user!
How do I make friends in this game? I made one but they did a random /cheer and ended up flirting with me for an hour before logging off.
Are you on Balmung? If so i'll be your friend and only play with you no gay shit.
i disagree but that's a nice opinion :)
I'm as gay as it gets so no
No.
is that savage? that wasn't really my intention at all
okay
want to be my gf? I'll be the best bf.
What server you on?
>used goods meme
vagina is a muscle and can be tightened
you don't see girls complaining about how many pussies your dick has been in
I want to see spukis cute pale butt
...
they are even more vain than women
i'll rather die alone than pretend i'm happy as i go to the pub with my co-workers to bitch about my relationship every friday, then go home to resume my life of servitude.
i'm a boy so i can't be your girlfriend... i'm sorry, user
on balmung, though i'm not online at the moment because i have no willingness to do anything ingame today
well you can't!!!!
>WEH WEH SHE-DEVILS WEH NICE GUYS FINISH LAST WEH
>well you can't!!!!
even if i ask really nice?
...
>HOW DARE YOU NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND
stop putting pussy on a pedestal you virgin retard
women are manipulative bitches that will tear your soul out for their own retarded wishes and then constantly bitch at you for not spending enough time with them
Stop being such a slut or I leak the nudes.
...
but how does this man feel about queefing?
He already lacks all self awareness though
>4959 hours
>Never had a BF in this game
Hey there, cutie. Balmung?
that's the joke
WOMEN ARE SATAN