Dota 2 General - /d2g/

LEAVE SEA TO ME edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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1st for god himself

What team is Black on again?

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What will happen to Demon?

What sort of fury will he release upon SEAcret?

I HATE IT!

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

team ugliesthumanbeingsonearth

>another year where Koreans win LoL's TI
>less than half of their roster was picked
>not a single game with a kill per minute or more

lmao

breastmaster please

Lina pls

>he has the gamer wrist

When will people realize that SEA is the next big thing? Puppey , Black , Jimmy and now Miracle is now playing at the mecca of Dota( SEA ).

Do you know what the highest kills per minute was?

It's crazy how you just know she's British.

roll

are u fking retard or just want someone reply to u say
that is meracle not miracle

Yurnera so I can impale my 2 inch shank.

>13 kills at 51 minutes
>People think this is exciting
interesting
really makes me think

MIRACLE AND MERACLE ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING EPRSON YOU IDIOTS

MERCALE IS A SEAMONKEY

IRACLE IS A POLE/MUZZIE HYBRID

GET YOUR FUCKING DOTA FACTS STRIGHT

roll

Also Jimmy excels when he's in a team he's not familiar with. See VP, MVP, C9 and TNC. When he's around allstar players that he has to interact with 24/7 he is gonna play like shit. Hope he goes back to his merc ways but with teams requiring substitute players in their rosters now there is no way of that happening. Retirement imminent.

nice got me a pack of sluuuuuuts

tell that to valve lmAO

>rolling our slut

This is fine too.

easiest (you)'s of my life desu

if Liquid out too,tat mean is new era of dota2

>kill me

thats an american senpai. i personally pulled it off some dating site in like 2002.

You're small-time, kid.

You only dream you could get (You)'s as easily as I do.

a-are you telling me i wwas trolled... g-give me back my (You)

>break up a lineup that got top4 at TI for no reason
>get BTFO in SEA qualis

well meme'd fnatic

Have my (you)

Jeb Bush would make a fine president

I will refund you this time, but keep in mind that (you)'s transactions are final

miss me yet Mushi?

bulba would make a fine vice president

Would dota players playing in a league tournament make the game actually exciting?

no, I will find a new 16 year old

Well there goes my 8 game win streak, enemy team did what they were supposed to and completely stopped the safe lane and off lane while life stealer jungled

When's the Secret True Sight coming out?
the Fnatic portion was top tier in making laughing at them today so easy

I thought it was supposed to be out today?

ded game

There's no Secret coverage.

It's just EG and Fnatic until the end.

Which leaves the question of what happens now since today was Fnatic's end, LOL

stomped*

lifestealer was new with only 1500 matches

BS had no excuse at 4.5k MMR

Spectre has a 57% win rate on that hero somehow, he rushed phase/vangaurd and maxxed dagger

anyways, blog's over

the hell is this jew selling now

What did he mean by this?

>It's just EG and Fnatic until the end.
no

iirc hes friends with one of the league players so he was watching their finals or something

Who's laughing now you cocky piece of shit?

honestly how did og get invited again

they placed 9th at ti


valve???

It's time for iceiceice and our ogre

probably jimmy
ti > major

What the fuck happened to Fnatic???????

I want to take Sheever on a date

sigh

rollan

>had sex about 9 hours ago
>already want to jerk off

dotards????????

secret is out???

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man how can puppey recover from this... ee just fucked his shit up

Can y'all get your fanboys out of /lolg/? They're stinking up the place.

>treasure 1
>some of the worst sets ever seen
>antimage and warlock are really good though
>treasure 2
>even worse, literally some of the worst sets of all time
>spirit breaker is great and juggzrael is amazing

so treasure 4 will be black lives matter meepo, MLP timbersaw, viper remodel as a set (just the same model with more polygons) and etc

then the rare/impossible to get ones will be WK->SK set, pre-fall shendelzare with wings, and ultra rare witch doctor capri sun and gun

can you say please

It's time for a spankin'

>lummy is actually back

YES

I already hate Warlock and he's been meta for like 3 days

realistic chances of mineski winning?

Buy more chests, goy.

Buy now!

>ultra rare witch doctor capri sun and gun
dont toy with my heart

>They're stinking up the place.

How is this even possible?

>mineski seriously has a player that named himself "Bimbo"

what the heck???

NO DADDY NO
I'M WINNING MY DOTA GAMES PLEASE NOT THE BELT

said no one ever lmao fuck that chink nigger

open the thread m80

same desu

he was gr8 at ti4 (or ti5, i forget) when mvp's core warlock double aghs ulted tinker and deleted him instantly

but support warlock just isn't conducive to excitement

Miracle left OG for this WutFace

Why?

pull dem pants down boy you gettin a bruisin

>it's a black hero

what did LD mean by that?

>tfw started enjoying dota related content and wc3 dota casts with
lummy and nebula

S-shut up!

get that bbc off your mind Rylai he's talking about the player

>jakiro

damn faceless slow down

>already thinking about lewd things d
sister you're a disappointment

I had my first good day of dota on this account in like 2 months

2000 behavior score here i come

I wanna play anime antimage some more but he's such a bad hero :(

I was thinking about doing some kind of retard fighting AM build? but then its like..why not just pick any other hero whatsoever

So I heard you shitters complain about Jakiro the other day, so take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ult.

why is watching dota so addictive?

Not just any Koreans, the very same Koreans who have now won HALF of those tourneys. Three in four years.

>Blaze is actually allowed to cast Major games
based LD hiring anyone to save a shekel or two

thanks tiago

PUGNA PICKED
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NP, dudester.

>get that bbc off your mind Rylai
literally impossible for the crystal "maiden"

it's time

meepolancer get

I'll roll on this.

>tfw you recognize the artist

>pick a heavy push lineup
>position 1 is a slark

What the fuck

>slark being bad ever

best hero in the game

Simple.
They feed with a 4 man push for the first 15 minutes, then Slark gets his shadowblade treads and starts his echo and finishes it by farming comeback gold.