Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

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>conquered the known world
>now going to conquer dota

are greeks the most powerful race?

What are liquids chances against VP?
Do you think they'll pull it off?

What if you could buy MMR?

>shitskin rapebabies
>anything to do with ancient greeks
sadly no

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

I think they can, I don't think Liquid is a team that is affected by a loss that much. It depends on VP really in my opinion, what VP will show up today, they lost 0-2 against Liquid yesterday

>greeks
They're turks

What if support gyro that maxes flak first, with drow + venge on his team

>tfw your teammate DC's at the start of the game and you level stats on his hero.

dude its not named "dota land" what the fuck step up your loregame

dumb

What if all dota heroes where pure with no sluts?

WE WUZ PHILOSOPHER KANGZ N SHIET

but really, enough with the memes, Greeks are white, congrats AF

How mad is kuro right now?
These russians are about to taste some punishment.
Kuro just threw against AF so both muslims could make it to Boston.

Madara could walk into any team but EG/Wings desu.

He farms like Black AM does.

>Greeks still in EU.
>Wins Dota.
>Brits leave EU.
>Lose Dota.
Ummm Brexitards?

this is why you need racially homogenous teams
Otherwise you end up with fifth column saboteurs like Kuro

And thug puck is nothing to sneeze at. He's the only player who can play puck in 2016

reminder that in this interim, you do have a choice besides watching bulldog, cs:go has some tourney ongoing with cheating monkeys vs swedes.

how come the puppey/1437 chats were swept under the rug on leddit?

if 1437 was such a puppey dickrider why is he playing with envy now?

is it just me or is pudge actually un-fucking-balanced

been climbing from 3.5k to about 4.8k now, and every time I see pudge he just ruins games

people bitch about slark or jug or kotl but this fat fuck, man, just, every fucking game is a nightmare, PURE damage, bkb piercing disable, magic resist, extreme psychological warfare if he's missing

>miracle doesn't get babysit
>becomes garbage

really activates the 'rons

because lmao it's unethical to read hacked logs

>people laughed at EE when he's in secret 4.0
>he made it to the major with truly NA team
APOLOGIZE
NOW

RAAAAHHHH

Look at the NA qualifiers.

It's a fucking shambles.

Thanks cnn!

I wish CNN would publish those logs so we could read them without any legal problems

>EG was good
>then bulba happened
>Secret was good
>then bulba happened
>Liquid was good
>then bulba happened

really makes you think

>Lulba destroys yet another team
How does he keep getting away with it?

even a retard can get through the NA qualifiers

isn't there a peruvian team that qualified too? sad

is ad finem the new ti3 alliance?

>4 cores
>pick support
>don't buy wards or courier
>take farm from carry
>"why are you guys so mad, I never said I was supporting, that's some toxic league of legends behavior if you think someone should support just because that hero has traditionally filled the role :^)"

It's different for Reddit!

then why the other 2 EU teams lost?

Holy shit, Troll cosmetics?

>bulldog is actually a fucking retarded manchild psychopath
hmm

Sad!

The only reason I play troll is to spam berserker's rage while running around listening to eurobeat

>hating our bulldog
BACK THE FUCK OFF?

Do pros still build Veil on Puck? I thought this was a meme build when I saw it 6 months ago, but one shotting creep waves with Puck is actually surprisingly OP since he never gets caught out. It feels pretty broken to push out lanes all day without any worry of dying.

2 ethnic chinese
1 ethnic east pakistan
1 ethnic indian
1 ethnic jew

truly fucking NA huh
Just like the founding fathers

HAHAHA LE BULLDOG XDD SO FUNNY KEKKEK HAHAHA XDDX XDXD XD

EPIC MY FRIEND!!!! JUST

E
P
I
C

Go Ramzes !

anyone who goes after dogs in GTA has severe mental problems

one of us

Give your energy to our boy Matu! Let the lovers meet again at Boston!

are you talking about the CWM stack and the bunch of serbians?

are you really asking about those?

Time to take your ritalin child

average sing sing fan lads.

Go to sleep RTZ.

but NA is ez mode?

ye

IS TOBI FINALLY FUCKING CASTING A GAME

sorry but the glance value sucks, denied.

Liquid gonna win, just watch

yes

yeah and those teams are worse than ez mode
what's your point

ur so cool user

eu lmao

About fucking time, can't say it's particularly great but it's an important first step to getting people to remember this nigga exists.

shibbolethed some assblasted admiralbulldog fancucks

How do we make Visage good?

LUL

>TI3
>MUH GLORIFIED 5k PUB WAS THE PEAK OF DOTA.

What if there was a hero that was a cute girl that used her butt as a weapon?

How can I get 1080p30fps on twitch?

this website is for people above 18

Yes

what if animeNEETs realized valve doesn't want them in their game

Better start thinking about your new team Sam.

Where is game

>all the good pro players watch anime
HMMMMMMMMMM

give birds teleport ability similar to spirit bear's one

holy shit those juggs

So who is gonna win this? VP or Liquid?

>Game is based of anime.
>Does not want AnimeNEET people to play it.
?

>he hasn't been browsing the 'chan since he was 12
L O L
L

animeNEETs dont like slayer

Honestly Matu is probably the one getting kicked

is this a kuroky luna?

Why? It has a cute girl in it? That's quality in animeNEET eyes.

VP is gonna go in dry

animeNEETs only watch modern worthless anime

But it has men. More than one, even. And it's not about cute girls doing cute things. Also, the girls aren't lolis.

Troll used to be fun. Then Icefrog took away everything fun about him and made him into a boring ass hero by nerfing the shit out of his ability to mid, his ability to get kills in lane, and his ability to have a global presence with his ult. Now he just farms for 30 minutes, comes to teamfight, presses BKB, then right clicks people as much as he can. I wish Icefrog would give him back some of his ability damage instead of constantly buffing his right click scaling in ways that only matter after you've farmed for three years.

Why isn't there an early game damage dealer hero anymore?

>US
>26.7%

LOOKS LIKE MATUMBAMAN IS BACK ON KEKOLD duty

GIVE ME ALL THE FARM

>WISP LUNA
>TIDEHUNTER
>WD
>EMBER

how does Liquid expect to win this game

GIVETH
UNTO
ME
ALL
THE
AGRICTULTURE
THEE
HAVETH
FOR
I
INSIST
UPON
LOSING
THIS
GAME

do you anime while you dota?

>not a single source
ah yes

>matumbaman or bulba wisp

It's a disaster, and the only one to blame is the incompetent drafter Kuroky.

>MATU WISP

>MATU WISP

>MATU WISP

AHAHAHAHAH

I MEAN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GIVE ME ALL THE FARM

I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE