/owg/ - Overwatch General

checking out burger meta from EU, jesus christ you guys talk a lot. like shut the fuck up and focus on the game.

I prefer platonic relationships between all of our heroes.

spooky pharah

80
12 for Zarya.

20 more gold before i can afford witch mercy

Lovers till the end

really? I feel like Mccree and ana are the most important characters but the blue zombies can get out of control if your hanzo can't aim for shit.

I can play any of those characters, which one is the best for carrying the team?

Fareeha a qt

agreed

Is 30k damage blocked for a 2 round payload 3-2 good?

QP is broken. I'm 3587 and I play with 4100+ all the time

THIS WEEK

>that qt smug vampire
Would serve.

qp has its own mmr but it's happier to ignore skill levels of players to ensure quick queue times.

>Early evening EU
>Its full of triggerbot Widowmakers
Nice anticheat blizzbabs.

Mcree, ana are only good for bosses/minor crowd control
Hanzo and Soldier will take up the bulk of the crowd control plus the junkenstein and final battle combo

Mei-Ling Zhou

Join the club. QP sometimes sticks me against people 1k sr above me.

you need a good mccree and a good hanzo.

you can tell any retard on 76 to focus on zomnics and shock tires
you can tell any retard when to nano and who

who the fuck cares jesus christ just focus on winning the game

I wonder what's inside.

Who /didit/ here?

>meanwhile the comp mm i way faster anyway

Boy i can't wait to see you get ass blasted if it isn't true. I'm trying not to get my hopes up, this is blizz after all.

I found giant cookies. Discuss.

still 200 to go
dont think i can make it desu

blue and white duplicates

Will she be here on Tuesday? Can we start the hype train again?

welcome to the "non-shit" tier, friend

you're probably one of the 6-7 people in this general who are 3500+

Those are pizza doughs.

so I've been playing since release date but I'm still level 22

do you get anything for being high rank besides golden weapons?

I don't care
she'll probably be defense anyways and defense sucks

>tfw I've gotten every Halloween legendary at least once

What's wrong with this?

those are called "pancakes"

Do you guys think playing one hero in qp nonstop is a decent way to improve from not knowing them at all? I'm just worried it'll tilt me

wouldnt it be funny if Talon won and all the girls were kept in sex dungeons haha

haha

wgere did you find those?
and I think those are tortillias

literally nothing
rank is just e-penis
you don't get better games, you don't get any more special recognition
you get to brag about it on Veeky Forums where no one really cares

I'm rank 3036.
Wish me luck senpai!
Seriously though, I've been told that lower diamond is just as fucking horrendous as platinum. I don't really want to lose my chance at master over the next 25 days because of meme-picks on my team.

Hey pal

You just blow in form Stupid Town?

>reaper
sometimes if you see him flanking alone you here him humming somewhere i belong
and if he wraiths you can hear him sing the numb refrain
Also sometimes if you see mccree roll around you can here youtube.com/watch?v=1EkyjMN_aZs

you seem to be playing 76

>you don't get better games
Incorrect. People in top ranks are good fun in general
Only retards are in lower ranks like platinum and lower

pick like 2-3 heroes you want to practice and shuffle between them. It will improve your play on and against them

I think Pachimari is a girl

So is Mercy some sort of monstrous Dr. Frankenstein? She made Genji into a cyborg ninja and Reaper into spooky ghost man, right?

I'll laugh when, after months of teasing, she turns out to be f-tier. Either that or she'll be buffed a week after release and define a season just like Ana.

The point is, when it does happen there better not be any bitching. You've all had ample warning.

>VIETNAM PTSD TRIGGER

>top 500
is it international or per server (region)?

keep telling yourself that
it never gets better, the trench never ends
you just trade nameless junkrat main #200 for Codey and Steevooo

don't forget the faint crawling in my skin during his ult that was an easter egg left in by the devs if you turn down your game volume

it's all part of her plan to make her own freakshow-harem

You can do it, I did it too

What do I do when i'm playing Pharah and our healers do absolutely nothing and winston focuses me nonstop for the whole game?

Don't say CB because his jump is 6sec cd.

I'm not sure how I'd feel about this
mmogames.com/gamenews/activision-blizzard-boss-hints-potential-overwatch-series/

server, it even says that in its description

>Pharah getting countered by winston
are you fucking serious right now

>she "saved" them from death
would you be dead or an abomination?

If it's true I hope to god they hire new writers. Blizzard can't write their own characters for shit.

Tfw no mccree bf

You realize they originally conceptualized it as a movie, right? It's only a game because a full CGI movie is super expensive.

you should be able to straight up kill him or make him jump away, i don't get why he's bothering you so much

No. We don't know how involved she was with Genji's reconstruct beyond saving his life and nothing about Reaper beyond one voice line that people ran with. Only people that think she's evil are the equivalent of amputeefags who can't accept being told she isn't evil.

nah there are multiple people even 4000+ here, there's plenty of masters

shorts are so cringeworthy or just weirdly paced at times
>genji and hanzo suddenly shouting in japanese at completely different pitch from normal
>that retard girl and weird banter in tracer short
>doomfist short making no sense in general

My best advice?
Play winston.
You will see how crippled he is when you're up against a smart player.

why is Pharah so goddamn fun to play? I'll say it's because projectile weapon and jetpack

>tfw Blizzcon in 1 week
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>Audience member: Oh Fucking hell
>Jeff: I don't know what you want Sombra but please...
>Sombra:What I want is to take the opportunity to finally show the world what Sombra really means by REAL GAME
>A couple Members of the audience start booing making Sombra and Jeff difficult to hear
>Jeff: well all I can say is it took you long enough
>Jeff takes out keyboard and begins to type
>Sombra: ¿Que es Esto? Are you trying to Defend your Stupid convention against my Sombra protocol
>Booing becomes louder
>Jeff: I-I may not be the best Hacker... But I'll do whatever I have to to defend blizzcon
>Audience starts yelling Anti-Semitic remarks targeted at both Jeff and Blizzard itself
>Autistic Tom Kenny keep typing away
>Jeff: You May be skilled but the Overwatch team has been working in an Counter Hack just incase this type of thing-
>The lights begin to dim before Jeff finishes
>Someone off stage yells at Kaplan to get off the stage and that they'll just play the gameplay video instead of what was scripted
>The audience is restless with their booing and hate
>Jeff gathers his Keyboard and what remaining dignity he has left >Jeff: I guess I saved blizzcon
>Jeff says as he stumbles off the stage
>once the video starts playing the crowd settles down

I didn't say she was evil. Frankenstein wasn't evil.

It's because of the ability to 2-shot most of the cast from across the entire map and have 2 emergency buttons

I just played qp and literally got a genji who walked by me, as zen, while their reaper was focusing me.

Is it confirmed you have to have actual autism to be placed into silver?

>You realize they originally conceptualized it as a movie, right?
citation required

good, die lonely and sad

>doomfist short
what, have I missed something?
>movie
I just hope that they keep it CGI and don't decide on live action

Go take your autism pills

projectiles are not fun

i prefer that i can actually reliably hit people instead of having to guess where they are going

is genji hiding a boner?

I can already imagine what it would be like if they dub the series

youtube.com/watch?v=4BJAI-zjQtU

Seriously fuck Mei. The most annoying thing I've ever had to play against in video games.
I wish they'd remove her from the game and proceed to lock all Mei players in freezers to see how they like it.

Do you guys play competitive?

I'm just going to play 10 games this season so I get some of those purple things, and then maybe in like 3 seasons I can buy a gun

Doomfist short was the original Winston/Tracer/Reaper/Widow one. They fight over the Doomfist gauntlet.

People suspected the little boy might end up Doomfist but I hope to god not.

edgy

>guessing where people are going
>not KNOWing
git gud

Go home Jeff

kys mei-n

the jetpack and rocket launcher is a great combo

>It's because of the ability to 2-shot most of the cast
that's what we call blind luck

>they originally conceptualized it as a movie
I have never heard something so dumb in my life