/utg/ - Undertale General

I thought it would be a nice change.
Mmmhmm. Needs more jpeg I'll tell you hwat.

Would you still love your fave if they had a spastic bladder

>girls
The whole "all girls are sansfags" thing isn't a meme. It's real.

Drop that bitch
jk I bet she's a nice person

Gonna play all of my favorite halloween levels from video games I played when I was a kid. Also Luigi's Mansion

!!!

I'm a skelfag myself and kinda ashamed of it because of all the goddamn fangirls and the constant ecto sausage fest.

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A normal day at work, then I'm coming home and playing Outlast with all the lights off. I know almost nothing about the game, I hope I'm not disappointed.

>losing interest just in time for halloween
suffering

Are you THE protopapyrus artist?

monsters do not poop or pee
even if they had a bladder they dont normally drink or eat things that cause those things to happen

I can't believe Alphys built Mettaton with a spastic bladder mechanism that spurts juices out of his cute transboy slit at inopportune moments just to humiliate him

Shut up Gaster

maybe. why do you ask?

You're cool.

not him but same. even if someone was my friend i wouldn't shove all my stuff into their face, i'd keep it to myself and talk about things they wanna talk about and only talk about that stuff with them if they also want to.

I never got the chance to thank him for the protoprotopap.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

I never thanked you for pic related.

>monsters do not poop or pee
Don't start this again.

I enjoy really bland cereals.

They have no bathrooms though.

i didnt star this. the guy i replied to started the whole thing.

WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

Anyone have that image of a bunch of people stuck inside mettaton's pelvis?

*dial-up noises*

Because they only eat monster food in the underground, which is directly absorbed into the body and doesn't produce any waste. We know from the same monster that told us that that if a monster were to eat human food, they'd need to shit.

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Hot Coldman of the CIA
Wat

CIA Station Chief of Central America and head of the Peace Walker Project,
Hot Coldman
(H. Richard Greene)

Yup. I secretly and shamefully enjoy some skelefuckery (UF sans x reader, i just can't see regular Sans bone rattling with anyone he's too lazy for that, I would hug him but nothing more. Papyrus is too pure and is for platonic hugging as well) but nobody in my friends know about it. It's just awkward, kinda like telling you friends you fap to that exact animu character

Now that's a specifically cute spider.

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I HAVE A PICTURE OF THE GOTE ON A BOTE

SICK

Flames McFury, rogue cop out for vengance

well shucks. thanks, user.
ayy, you're welcome, guys.
speaking of requests, i never got to finish a couple of them from that day. i should get to that soon

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Friendly reminder that it's not okay to like any main character but Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Alphys and Undyne.
If you do you missed the point of the game

I never know what to say when people start telling me about their favorite porn. Every time I've attempted to make a fandom friend, you know, just to bounce ideas around and doodle stuff together, they turned everything into porn.

Which is totally fine, but not what I'm looking for.

The Fury, member of the Cobra Unit.

why is gote shote on bote

>liking war crimes mcmengelizard
>liking forced lesbian couple in general

burnie cinders

>tfw no gasterxmalefrisk consentual fuckery

exactly. i feel the same about lewding normal skeletons, i just can't so i do underfell instead. i wouldn't want anyone i know to know the kind of stuff im into, it's not something really bad, but yeah it's just awkward.

Oh god, same. I just want a doodle senpai to teach me how to draw better while we draw fandom crap, talk about theories, share comics and stuff,... But it always get kinky and awkward

WHAT GENDER IS THIS CHILD?

Vapor Snake, the 4th clone of the Enfante Gear Project led by Huey Hal during year 1745 under Skullbutt's orders and with Kojima's funding.

g-gote...???

gote?

succubus (male)

>war crimes mcmengelizard
Gave me a chuckle. Why no Alphys in Nazi uniform?

He took all my G and is now shilling for Queen Toriel, what a fraud

Asriel wearing a dress. you can see the bulge.

The spider is always cute, but I agree. There can never be enough cute, not even when the spider was already infinitely cute. I cannot even comprehend how that is even possible myself. Her cuteness breaks the boundaries of logic.

>bulge
Hmm

Gote eatin oats wearin a tote on a bote with a scroat near a moat

>Nazi uniform alphys
I'm interested. You have my attention.

a question i ask myself every day

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>Gote eating ote wearing tote on bote with scrote near mote

ftfy

WHO CARES?!?

/pol/ get out

Female.

Reminder that the thread would be better without the following posters
Asrielfags
Momfags
Dadfags
Charafags

and I say that as one of the above

it's not a child because that artists stuff is all 18+ dont you know?

Reminder that (perhaps one-sided) Charisk is canon on Genocide route if the player isn't a thing. Therefore, player does exist. Please.

Reminder that the thread would be better without everyone BUT those posters

I like you, user. Wanna spend some time together?

gote is the reason, but i love gote so i cant stop myself

reminder asrielle is literally just Toriel

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no

Reminder that, if you take the far superior route that is tp, the far superior ship that is Frisk x Flowey becomes canon instead.

That's the best thing about visual novels like UT, you can make sure that best boy always wins.

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Reminder that negativity and starting shit is no substitute for insightful discussion, and that you should be reserved and logical when attacking others' tastes

I can't believe this entire discussion started by a guy talking about a goat on a boat what the fuck guys.

>frisk x flowey
>implying

Now be a good child and go back to your containment board.

That's the dream, man. I don't mind at all what people are into, but there's such a thing as oversharing.

Plus it gets really boring when every idea is twisted around to fuel shipping.

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>Undyne is Nazi
>Undyne has both eyes
>Alphys has human nose and paper mario eyes
>Toriel also has the same problem
no.

I love when people draw undertales in everyday life situations

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I wish more people would do that instead of ridiculous AU stuff and anime fights

Nah

I'M ON A GOAT (ON A GOAT)
i'M ON A GOAT (ON A GOAT)

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This is really ugly
Wish drawfags would nazify Alphys already

Also WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY I KEEP MISTYPING THE CAPTCHA I GET IT RIGHT EVERY TIME FUCK YOU GOOK

I do not know this feel.

Reminder that Sans doomed everyone by letting Chara know that you can break the game's rules.