Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Uhh dotababs?

go cancel my nigggg

Remember when Envy didn't have to grind qualifiers?

>guys... 40mg isn't cutting it anymore

demons don't become numales in dota like they do in lol. Demons in dota stay demons. They don't become feminized clowns

remember when puppey didnt get disqualified from qualifiers?

>that pie face

>someone made this after getting triggered by a 5~ year old image

better luck next time, senpai

>drunken ruski dota beats 9k's and the kebablet

When will they learn of the adderall honeypot?

valvebro here hmm can you delete this please

remember when anime won a non-honeypot lan?

:^)

why don't we get a clown hero too?

>"big Daddy" notail > "big Addy" miracle

Really engages those 'rons

>pie
every time

they are both pretty trash desu

no idea why OG got invited desu

that picture is ironic you fucking retards

Slag hero when?

umm could you not??? delete your account.

lina, cm, qop, venge

Poor pie has to live with his mistake for the rest of his life

>this forced adderall miracle meme.
don't really like it desu.

OH LORD I'VE BEEN RAMZOOMBELED

Are Luna and Mirana slags?

>I don't like the fact that my favorite player is washed up because he burned out his neuroreceptors during the run up to TI6

>Pie is now below Envy in both Mario Party and Dota

I am sorry to inform you but you have just been reverse trolled my friend.

In the event that you are trying to tripleback troll me I would like you to know that I am in no way triggered so your attempt has failed.

literally all of them?

Well you better get used to it because it's being posted by a memeber of the "I vomit the same shitty memeposts into /d2g/ every 90 seconds" brigade

i remember when 'anime' almost won that one tournament only to get BTFO by lulda :^)

miracle was a fucking fraud nigger on crack
That last liquid game was triggering as fuck

>that facial hair

I literally had to shave like once every 4 days when I was 16 and this fucker is like 24 and still probably only shaves these whiskers like once every two weeks

>cancel

>NP
>Chinkers

????

Everytime

>on a 9 game losing streak that spans over 6 months
I just want to win so I can quit forever

>almost won

it was the quarter finals of a single elim 8 team

he's nearly crying because he threw a 80 min alliance naga game IIRC

they lost 2-0 as well

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2014

Give me one explanation for why miracle went from godly to garbage so fast then

>Full-body latex stocking

Luna is for certain

How long until Dota is only populated by russians?

yeah chinkers

not chokers

>kunkka bumps into the ogre
>pings it
>runs away as if moonlight shadow doesn't run out in like 2 more seconds

??

he moved teams

>OD fucking around around the map accomplishing nothing
>envy still gets outfarmed

lol

that's the dream though desu, shaving is a pain in the ass.

Being on Liquid and Mensiky was a mistake
Really spread himself too thin, don't even know why valve allowed it

what went wrong

oh you are talking about dreamleague my bad

I can't remember shit from 2014 senpai

Go to bed Kuroky.

He developed a tolerance to drugs and also fell for the MMR=skill meme.
At least he'd redpilled about mmr now.

>mvp boys dissolved and was absorbed into shitrekt
>liquid fell for the memes
atleast mvp was invited, even if they look shaky..

There will always be seamonkeys and peruvians too

yeah i fucking know, fucking hate having these pubes on my face

costs a fucking bomb as well, i get all sorts of shaving rashes

what was this draft by col

Bruno got hired to give Gabe sponge baths, Soe decided that she sexually identifies as Tracer.

Why americans complain about peruvians when europeans have to deal with worse country that has even bigger playerbase than peru

envy with the buybacks that matter

POST YOUR FIRST TI AND NONE TI DOTA TOURNAMENT

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2012

>TFW WATCHED THE PLAY LIVE

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/RaidCall_Dota_2_League_Season_1

>TFW I THOUGHT AYESEE WAS TOBI, AND TOBI WAS LD

fell for the warlock meme

We're cheering for our guy Waga's team right?

holy shit i forgot about that
hopefully they get dq'd

Because they are white.
>"White is when you are being a little brat, 15min into the game whining about the state of the game and not playing to win, saying shit like "just go next, this is a waste of time".

>White is when you plunge over 40hrs into dota per week through fiending & gaming, and still say shit like "it's just a game bro lol", and act like you are too cool for the game

>White is when you ruin games and suddenly your involuntarily awfulness upsets others, you go full-on 'u mad bro' stance. If you do well, it's always 'man im great'. In your world, you never lose.

>White is a state of mind, not really an ethnicity thing. Kinda like the word faggot. It's hardly a gay thing, for example, in this very thread, OP is being a faggot. "

- Sun Bhie, NA player and Philosopher.

would be better if NP was rekt
But complexity are such shitters that it probably cant happen

Is this mean to be a bad thing

>Aui dies every time he tries to farm Dire's ancients
Is he cursed?

yes

I seriously thought that was an effeminate millenial boy for a second.

>the city of Toronto, Canada

>never made it as a pro
>gets cucked at ti by a player
nigga tf otta here

envy is the worst potm player ever

She looks just like my Wife's son.

Good job he has aui to bail him out then

having some parts of your country in europe doesn't mean that they are automatically white
shitload of russians are asiatic mongols or muslim

Fun fact: CoL is the whitest NA dota team, actually it's the only white NA dota team

Go Cancel

If you are getting rashes then you are doing something wrong.

It also shouldn't cost much. If you are using those gillette cartridges then you are being massively ripped off. Invest in a double edge saftey razor. The initial cost is high but the blades are cheap as fuck and you will probably break even in a year and then start saving for the rest of your life. I shave 3 times a week and probably spend $40 a year even with my expensive aftershave.

The brush and puck shaving soap is a meme however. The stuff in a can works just as well and is way faster and easier. Lastly the most important part of reducing rash is your aftershave. Try to see if you can find an alcohol free aftershave balm. The shitty cheap aftershave will just dry out your skin and increase your chance of a rash. You want something to sooth and moisturize.

>India
>Mexico
>SEA

JUST

also why is >englel so bad at dota

Is cancel retarded

CoL?

nice play col

retard slark darkpacts and misses leap instead of healing while invis

Umm. Dotards?

NP WILL NEVER ______

win ti6

Dummy, the question was
>Why americans complain about peruvians
Answer: because they are white(r) than europeans by complaining more.

Yes brother?

>have dominated creep follow Slark around
>Slark is useless
dotards?

This carry player of theirs is dogshit, he can't farm fucks up easy kills and he plays like a pussy but still manages to overextend and feed constantly

>America and Brazil have the same average MMR
Really stimulates your brain matter.

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NCIE GOING DOTURDS

What's the point of having that notification that one of your friends one a battle cup if you can't comment on the post?
Every weekend my feed gets filled with battle cup victories that just sit there.

I really don't like cols new carry.
He seems so mediocre.