/owg/ - Overwatch General

Jesse Mccree

you don't exist

will ruin your knees

Jamison Fawkes!

Cutest and best pairing

>one more win and I'm Platinum
>but knowing Lady Luck she's going to peg me with a horse dildo
>next match get a Diamon on my team
>only reason a Diamond is this low is because they're fucking terrible so prepared to lose
>still get fucking mad at 1 - 3 payload

once you hit plat, the suffering only begins

No I know, I've seen the horror stories and the shit-for-brains Platinum lurkers posting. I only want to be in Platinum, that's all.

The thing about Pharah is... every other offense hero has some sort of cheesy ability that makes it easy to survive.

McRee has his flashbang and roll
Reaper has wraith form
Tracer has... her entire kit
Genji can double jump, wall climb, dash, and become invincible (deflect)
Soldier's isnt very good, but he can heal and sprint

Pharah has concussive missile. It can save you decently well, if you're on the ground. But her whole point is to be in the air. In the air its useless at saving you. Thats why she sucks.

currently at 2458 and have been in limbo of 2400-2800 because one game of a decent team that I dont have to babysit constantly, then suddenly literal spergs who run around like headless chickens as I struggle to keep them all healed and boosted despite none actually being able to hit the broad side of a barn

I want to cry.

>tfw you will never get halloween mercy

would you main her?

Reinhardt (and Ana) are the cancers killing OW.

if they give it more self knockback or lower cooldown it would be far more useful as a mobility skill

I just got two duplicate Halloween legendarys in a row. There goes two days of effort saving up 10 loot boxes.

>The thing about Pharah is... every other offense hero has some sort of cheesy ability that makes it easy to survive.

you're right about that
she's an easy target to pick off

...

THIS WEEK.

>Zarya
>challenging

Not just that, but her damage vs tanks is pathetic

Fuck! I wanted Witch, not this piece of shit.

SEMEN BARRAGE INCOMING

give it to me straight doc, am i a shitter?

38hrs played in QP only...

>Heroes never die for a price

I know what Blizzard is trying to say to you

I just got my 6th Witch Mercy
no transactions and I haven't prestiged since August

I hope to god Sombra is a tank buster.

This Beyblade meta is fucking AWFUL

maybe that should change the damage model and have her do +25% damage against tanks / large targets

Another tank buster won't stop beyblade, People play the heroes they do right now because tanky kits are overbloated and burst is crazy high without that 250 plus hp cushion.

If anything beyblade(genji edition) will be stronger if the HP pools drop on average to 200 because for some reason they still think its fine for Amp to boost ult damage.

I want to make caramel babies with her

if ana's ptr change goes through it might kill it or at least make it less effective

>she was supposed to be a D'va counter
>Change D-matrix to be the ultimate Pharah counter
Great

>quickplay
Doesn't matter anymore.

Does anyone else perform better when drunk? I always do better for like an hour after downing a 40 of 8%

she wants it too

if she gets ability disrupts then yea, she's gonna be a nightmare for tanks and everyone else

french kitty is cute

I claim hana as my waifu, no one else can have her now.

>pick my boy zen on king's row defense because haven't played him in a while
>get completely shitstomped by enemy ana, realize the ult is literally useless because of grenade, enemy team 3 caps with 3 minutes left
>pick ana for attack
>completely shitstomp enemy team, sleep everytime they try to nanoboost
>round 3
>pick ana again
>unstoppable 3 cap in under 2 minutes
>pick ana again for the last defense
>team kills upon team kills
>win

Is Zen obsolete? He's kind of the reason I bought this game. He was the hero I was looking forward to using when Overwatch was announced, it feels shitty that he went from tank melting 100% pickrate god to getting cucked by egypt grandma. Will he ever be back?

am I gonna make it lad?

that just means that you're too tense when playing sober user chan

Stop, it's not going to be true no matter how much I want it to be

yes, play winston and focus healers
that's how I got out of gold hell

> that feeling when finally getting good with roadhog

also what the fuck is beyblade

He's such a slut that he'll do it for free

>that's how I got out of gold hell
And entered the Plat limbo. Congrats!

Zis is no place for children.

>last night
>buy a liter of limoncello
>get wasted
>spend an hour playing Trashmouse with Disco Inferno looping in the background
>gold every game and POTG every other game
>laugh maniacally though most of it, much to my friends' chagrin
I'm a Zenyatta main, but god damn that felt cathartic as hell.

What will you do if it is true, user?

>It can save you decently well, if you're on the ground. But her whole point is to be in the air. In the air its useless at saving you.
>He doesn't use concussive missile for air mobility

lmao @ you

It has full knockback no matter how far you are from the blast.

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Why the fuck isnt she wearing a hanbok

Make it. Make it for those of us that can't.

shut up mommy

user it's really happening. Stop doubting it.

Just play comp

Just curious is D.Va crouching in her mech? sitting? or laying down?

I always wondered that

I think direct hits should be increased to 150. Splash damage and knockback should stay like it's now.

Is Zenyatta hitscan?

fine ill do placements tomorrow

[Spoiler]You never know[/spoiler]

Happy?
Goodnight /owg/

shitpost for my life

Laying down. That way the Korean general can open the exhaust port and fuck her when he needs to.

Beyblade?

>tfw get the last loot box of the night
>it doesn't have the lone wolf hanzo in it
>fuck it, i'll buy 2
>the 2nd one has the skin
hallelujah! now my life is complete.

also i noticed some people make odd comments about "mommy" after games, like they're often word-for-word the same. is that you fuckers?

Laying down. You can see her pretty clearly just looking...and she has a highlight intro where she dives in.

No it's a chat filter.

She's bent over
As far as I can tell, her feet are about in the meka's feet, but she's bent over so her head/shoulders/arms are in the glass "head" of the meka proper

Her grenade cucking his ult is pretty retarded tbqh I hope they change that. I used to mainly play Zen but Ana has a gorillion amounts of utility to not use her ever so I'm just using Ana until she's nerfed.

I thought that after actually buying Overwatch I would understand all the Dad 76 jokes but I don't...
Is it just because he's old? I thought there was more to it.

How is "owg" pronounced? Just "ow gh" or what?

Huh. It's fucking creepy, what is it filtering? I turned it off so no wonder I hadn't seen it in a bit.

No you nigger he'd be broken.

overwatch general

reapers ult nanoboosted

Boosted death blossom

Why is furry Hanzo so handsome

Widowmaker is getting buffed. That gives a good reason to not play anyone with less than 300 HP.

i don't know man but i'll never play another hero now

kidding. mostly.

>mei
>no "revenge best served cold" line

missed opportunity

pretty much
also he has some dad like voice lines, like when he tells pharah her mom would be proud of her

It's pronounced "paladins general"

hows she getting buffed?

"ggez"
its inteded to embarrass bad manners people but now people spam it over and over just to get the filter lines

20% faster scope charge rate
mine no longer causes self damage

he'll handcuff you to the bed then lose the keys, dirty dirty old mr. mcree

So basically nothing.

Why do people think McREEEEEE's FtH is still OP? It's fucking shit now unless you're at sexual harassment range.

mine caused self damage?

So, it is now clear that I won't get the witch Mercy skin but I might gather enough coins to buy one of the other, non-legendary ones.
Which one should I buy /owg/? Soldier, Bastion or Symmetra?
I've played all of them for 30 minutes or less but their Halloween skins do look kinda cool.