/lolg/ League of Legends General

How do i win

>tfw unsure if the washing machine will get the vomit out of your pillow case
>tfw Mordekaiser buffs literally never
I didn't ask for either of these feels.

what's in it for me

maybe lux secretly wanted to be lied to... :3

Speaking of which, how is Morde top?
I want to play him. Shall I play him? I'm going to play him.

What's your elo.

vomit usually isn't hard to wash out

also drink moderately

Are those jogging shorts?

If they gave him a trench coat would that be Reaper: Jhin?

continuation of champfag poll from last thread, for the EUs and Aussies:

strawpoll.de/ffb6g4b

I want to rest in sonas cleavage

i thought about it alot but i don't think i can keep it to myself forever
i'll have to tell him sooner or later, one way or another
if he doesn't reciprocate then at least he will know how much i've always cared this whole time

D3

Post tfw you know someone is a god at their main,
and you are the poor bastard in their lane today.

>tfw someone is a Sion/Gangplank/Urgot main
>they start dorans ring

I just feel like anyone who starts off to conserve
mana just knows that they are going to fuck you up. They just dont want to run out of mana,
in between cs'ing and killing your ass.

top is like the least important role
you farm some creeps, end like 1/0/0 or 0/1/0 and then either your team surrenders at 20 or theirs

Has anyone noticed on Alistar that if you combo TOO quickly, you headbutt them without pulverizing? I'm 99% sure they made it so you have to actually combo slower in order to do it correctly. It's fucking wonky.

Hug bot lane imports

Even if it's partially dried?

It's hotter that way.

Start the conversation, you're ready now.

literally lux's best skin

ice shyv is crap

Well you are significantly higher than me, so I don't think I could give any good advice.

But the advice that I was going to give was that your flipping around between champions and roles too much. Then again, it's just normals, maybe stick to consistent play with several for a while?

stop playing 20 champs

I'm ingame without masteries. What do?
>inb4 git gud

Post 'em

Say something nice and something mean about the person who goes before you

>just moved up a new rank
>at 0 lp in new rank
>decide to play another game
>in champion select, choosing role
>suddenly League spaghetti-shit client crashes on me
>log back in
>15 minute wait with -10 lp

Thanks Riot

that's what I've been telling you this whole time
you gotta man up and take the leap of faith and as soon as you do you'll feel a great weight lifted
good luck user

I want to learn something that isnt jungle cos i suck at everything but hard carry junglers

xth for fucking Lux feverishly every day until knocking her up, then leaving.
then coming back three years later when she's nice and docile and ready to be broken in

did you hear that riot lessened that nerf for kled on the pbe. at max rank it's been upped to 6% health damage (live value 8%), when before it was all the way down to 4%.

still think it's undeserved, but i'll take what i can.

You must help your team a bunch

I dont like saying mean things to people unless I'm really upset, you're cool Janna main.

>I don't wanna play the role I'm best at.

>I dont like saying mean things
>Janna main

damn what a savage

>Darius

My nigga

>Azir

I hope you choke in your sleep.

>I don't wanna play the role I'm best at

>Acknowledges they main Janna
>This is a mean remark

>Leaving
>Not forcing her to marry you since her marriage prospects just went down the shitter
>Not living the life of luxury spending all her money and breaking her down into an obedient little doll in your spare time

I will protect you, ADC
Unless you suck

A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern

So a pigeon walks into a bar

Very important poll lolg

strawpoll.de/98agb7z
strawpoll.de/98agb7z
strawpoll.de/98agb7z

>implying I don't get that when I come back
She needs the shame and isolation to break her pride first, I'm very particular. If I stay it'll be like I have responsibility, she'll just be glad I'm back later.

What do I do after laning phase on an adc? I got laning down, and I can deal with late game teamfights, but right after one of us destroys our turret, I'm just totally lost as to what I'm supposed to be doing. I can't go mid cuz I'll take the mids farm, I can only go top if our jungle goes top, and if I go bot they'll just get into a fight and complain that I'm not there. I'm trying to learn ad, I'm totally lost in this area.

If you torment her and make her stress build up like that, that's how you create the lux of nightmares that chops off your dick in the night and has a taxidermist preserve it as a dildo to remember you by.

>No Illaoi x Braum

Shit poll

sun killed them

You have 10/10 taste in support champions

If you don't play Nami you're a shit though

...

I wanna make out with Nida's butthole.

>He's never emotionally broken down a woman before
You don't just take her personality to the grinder, you gotta pace it out. Abuse-abuse-reward, abuse-abuse-reward. Keep her thinking that you're a good person on the inside, and maybe if she was more loving and obedient you'll start treating her better.

>10/10 taste in support champions
that would be old school janna sona soraka

She's the other one that I have mastery 6 on

You're a Chad. You're great at what you do but you're mean about it.

WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING LINK WORK

I WAS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT PAGE YESTERDAY CHECKING THIS FAGGOT MORDES RUNES AND SHIT OUT BUT NOW IT WON'T FUCKING WORK
I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW, FUCK

matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/KR/2577571042/207109731?tab=builds

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORTHLESS CUNTING WEBSITE?????

I cant really play jungle much cos Graves/Nid/Hec are perma banned and olaf is gay

people ban hecarim?..

>a pigeon walks out of the meta

Is there more?

>carry game by autism pushing side lanes as illaoi with rift herald
>tahm kench support telling me how amazing I am whole game
>tahm kench sends me a friend request after game
>too scared to accept or deny it

Anyone else have this issue?

Based, I have nothing bad to say then unless you're secret a Janna main or something

I do bully people sometimes

I'm swapping from adc to mid lane in season 7 and I'm trying to build up a champion pool. Will I be fine with

LeBlanc
Oriana
Ahri
Lissandra
Talon

Is that too many or too few for mid? I only play 3 champs as an adc and bot lane isn't really that diverse

Goddamn Chad stop being so good

i close without denying all my friend requests without even checking who sent them (which i usually get when im a support anyway so it's some fags want to ride on my support back queueing a speedy queue with me who they assume would get support)

swap Liss for Brand and Ahri for Fizz

Whoops, Janna is mastery 5 but has more points than my Nami. I hardly play her anymore, though.

>no perfect killing machine champion

lolbabs?

If you get the right items.

based abuse bro

Unless you're playing with people you know I woudln't recommend Orianna.
I'm not partial to Lissandra either. You could add Viktor to that list.

Hes so strong atm, all his counters are either banned (nidalee) or just never picked and besides that, once he gets a lead he becomes really hard to fuck up.

orianna almost lost the worlds for skt

Mecha Warwick when?

marauder warwick is already almost mecha

Eternum Warwick when?

I hope you're a good janna that proactively uses her shield, like using it on herself then autoing then enemy, or uses her W to poke in lane.

Just my last game I had a janna that did LITERALLY nothing in lane. Stood way behind me/in the brush and did nothing all laning phase.

btw warwick is the only champ with a genderbent skin too, big bad warwick

hey guys
what are some good beginner champs for someone who plays carry in dota thanks

Cross dressing =/= gender bending fag

>no capybara champion
uhhhhhh riot?????????????

...

Amumu
Garen
Jax

Master Yi or Garen

Next question

>no melee carries
>less than half the roster is viable
>not even a kill per minute
>koreans vs koreans final

Renekton

would love to play a qt capybara girl

so you deny big bad wolf being a woman just because she didn't get her surgery yet? you sound transphobic

Fiora.

Friendly reminder that Janna is not a hooker, nor is she a slut. Janna is a phonesex hotline operator. She's a smooth talker with a "breezy" voice, but outside of work, she's just a regular reasonably reserved faithful person. She had a boyfriend once. She gave him nudes, and there was a big scandal worked up over it in the newspaper when they leaked, something that wouldn't happen for an established whore or slut, but very likely to happen for someone that not a lot of people have seen naked before.

She's no virgin, but it pains me to see people talkin' shit about best girl like that.

Master Yi and Garen aren't good.
Amumu isn't good.
Jax isn't good.

>I can't go mid cuz I'll take the mids farm
Fuck him, take his shit then take the tower

should I change my ign to Aroused
y/n?

>a phonesex hotline operator
>not a hooker and a slut

I don't like her character design, it completely clashes with her lore.

She doesn't look like someone who belongs in Zaun at all, she's more suited to Targon or Demacia.