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i'm killing myself tomorrow edition

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Hey guys

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I respect casters for doing what they do, it's definitely a job that not everyone can do. As I followed this Boston Major Qualis, I noticed way too much negativity towards players in the SEA/China cast. The problem is that the flames I heard were just wrong reasonings/incorrect stuff. x0 000 people are going to think thats right too and thats what annoyed me and encouraged me to write this tweet. @BTSGoDz his EU cast was perfect no negativity even if players did questionable shit, he would just theorycraft and leave it there instead of saying shit like "I don't know what that guys doing he should have done x or y" the problem with that is most of the he should have done x or y was wrong or the problem wasn't that issue but if casters talk about how they think dota should be played the player in question looks bad/not hard working. I dont wanna say you dont know shit casters you probably do, but most players work 10hours a day 7 days a week to make those decisions in game and they know more shit about dota than you do. Respect players casters dont make casts black and white there are a lot of viewers who listen to you like gods and are misguided most of the times.

>killing yourself when you can be outside getting FREE CANDY

wars pz

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How's it going

>i'm killing myself tomorrow

Can I get your steam items, my dudester?

Alright I suppose

Are you 12? The reason you dress up during halloween is for the pussy and alcohol.

¿ʎʇɹɐd siɥʇ uioɾ I ʎɐW

9ϛƖㄣᄅ68ϛƖ

no

hey its the 3k abbadon

Everyone's invited

you can literally do that anytime

halloween is the only time you can get candy that can last you for an entire year

did I mention that its free

Nice draft Dire, now for Radiant

Can I go first?

first pic

are you ready for sing strim tomorrow
i'm not

oh boy

Gonna need a support pick

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Wouldn't be a party without me

ADELAIDE?

trying to impersonate me

>tfw hero you main was unpopular, and everybody thought you were cool for playing them when nobody else would
>tfw your hero is now meta
>tfw nobody questions your pick at first, and then compliments you for being good anymore

who is she?

please don't kill yourself user

Luna

A TOWER FALLS

i'll do what i want

I WAS HERE THIRD

So can I have your items? You won't need them since you're going to kill urself anyway.

>watching some random low-tier pub game from a friend
>someone first-picks snipers and calls jungle
>who cares, it's all-pick
>player on his team randoms rubick at the last second
>starts flaming sniper for not going to lane with him
>"I said I wanted jungle, you randomed, it's your fault"
>"ok fine i'll come jungle too lets have fun"
>Rubick calls gg in all chat
>leaves offlane and stands next to sniper the entire laning phase, not hitting unless it's too steal a last hit

I don't get it, honestly. Sure, someone on your team is doing something deliberately stupid and POTENTIALLY game losing, but why be a fucking retard and make the game even MORE boring and MORE game-losing by just afking jungle to steal last hits?

What's the purpose of this ebin mentality

PICJK ME ALRDY

no

i have 400 dollars worth of dota shit wanna know who's getting it

why would you need items in the 3k bracket?

please do

y does reddit like dendi so much?

check out this DANK and I mean DANK slark build straight from the priority of low

hello dotards

vs
who wins?

Tiago what do you do with the begged items? Sell them and buy other games?

its just like my pubs
bot's got this in the bag

Why the fuck did you spent so much money on this shit ass broken game, you retard. LOL
It really must suck to be you, loser.

I don't even play this shit anymore. I'd just sell all the crap on the market and buy myself a proper game hehehhe...

>responding to yourself

pitlord ans spectre arent even bad

fuck off

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>he couldn't break 3.5k

also, nobody QUITS dota unless they quit video games entirely

>t
because i worked a 6 figure job for 8 years and i have nothing left in my life

no one cares about me
no one wants me alive
i have nothing to show for the life i've lived

literally no one said they were bad

Riki, except i'm not sure if he is meta but no one complains anymore when i pick him on my team

Everyone on the enemy team however still get anally ravaged every single time they lose to him and now i get to check the amount of gold they wasted on detection

Nah dude. I keep'em as mementos of true friendship.
Trust me here, I'm being 100% legit.

Not that it matters though but I'm actually 4k when I stopped giving a shit.
3.5k is on party ranked.

Hold up, I've got a better pasta to answer this.

Kunnka buys Aghs and MEMES the other team into Techie Mines.

i dont know

I care...

Here you go, my dudenlord:

Stop being a fucking manchild and caring about digital pixels to the point where you actually spend money on them.

Jesus fucking Christ. Instead of saving up to buy a car, or a apartment, or even to go on a really nice vacation you waste your time and your money on crap like this.

You're a fucking loser and Valvo knows this by the book. That's why they literally keep pushing shit out of their ass that will go straight into your mouth, by the spoon.

Just fucking drink a gallon of bleach already and do Darwin's survival of the fittest theory a favor by proving that you are in fact a weaker human when it comes to the gene pool.

Evolution can do very well without fucking shitlords like you.

nigger if you're going to post on Veeky Forums and try to claim that you're a certain skill rating in dota, then you most certainly haven't "quit" the game

there are way more productive uses of your time, but here you are

it wasn't a copy pasta just i live a cliche and useless life that contributes to a system that doesn't give a shit about me

I HATE IT!!

also to add on anime posters are far more useless to this world than a 6 figure job with enough disposable income to spend on dota

why don't you just smoke some weed and listen to vaporwave?

and why don't you try getting good at dota?

>but here you are

Yeah, I gotta a lot of free time. So yeah my dude, here I am, laughing at imbecile losers such as urself LOL

You're a fucking legit retard that's what you are.

I said I had a better pasta to reply to your post, which I did on Not that what you were saying was actual pasta.

Seriously, no wonder no one gives a shit about your retarded ass. Seek some professional help, monglord.

THE FROG WILL FUCKING BUFF JUGG IM CALLING IT NOW

no he wont

also what is the hardest counter to jugg

when the arcana comes out some faggot will instalock jugg every game

you need to kill yourself more than i do

If you saved money you could use it to start a new life, what you do with your life is your own choice, hopefully you'll find happiness in your choice

flinging insults at others is usually a reflection upon oneself

the bully calls others gay because he himself is insecure about his sexuality

Ursa is good for him, he mauls him to death and can actually kill him during Spin, if he Omnis you just Ult. Or kill him first.

slardar

jug doesnt want to build armor and slars bash and stun are physical

do you think icefrog plays pubs and makes choices from that or does he jsut sit around and watch dota all day to get ideas?

>jungling axe without a stout shield

What did he mean by this?

he's clearly played Dota IMBA

Nah, I'm pretty fine with my life, dudes.

No complaints here.

Nope, nope.

Though if I had to complain about something it would be that it's getting fucking COLD and I can't go to the beach anymore.

Fuk, man.. I haven't been to the beach in over a month now. Sucks...

how do i get out of 3k mmr.
i recently started playing again and i've been stuck in one place. wat do?
should i just spam a single hero until i'm good at them?
tired of white teenagers playing team captain, but i know i'm no better.

Watches a lot, plays a few games and ask for advice from pros from time to time

Keep in mind lots of decisions are geared towards pub games

icefrog reads /d2g/

>i have nothing to show for the life i've lived
So what? What the hell do you pretend to do, conquer Jerusalem in a crusade?

Don't be such a faggot, do what the rest of normal people do. Buy a dog or a console, some other new shit that comes out.

Read, exercise, fuck/get fucked by other people, join a dragon ball figurine collection club, etc.

>tfw happiness is the real life mmr

axe's spin at 1 is so shit, if i jungle him i buy talon too.

it helps you if you get trash rng with medium camps too

because pudge is le epic win to 16 year old edge-lords

OH WOW ANOTHER ORIGINAL "MY OOGA TEAM BOOGA" POST

AHAHAHHAHHAHAH HWOWOWOW SO FUNNEEE IM SO GLAD I COULD SEE YOUR POST

ITS NOT LIKE YOURE JUST AS FUCKING BAD AS THE AUTISTIC SPIC WHO JUNGLED AS AXE WITHOUT A STOUT SHIELD

NO NOT AT ALL OTHERWISE YOU'D BE IN THE 6K BRACKET MAKING SIR ACTION FAGGOT EAT SHIT AND LICKING PURGES BOIPUSSY SIMULTANEOUS

JUST ANOTHER BUMP ON DEEE TUUUU JEEE TOTALLY NOT REDDIT TOTALLY NOT A CESSPOOL OF WHINING FAGGOTS WHO NEVER HAVE THE PERSPECTIVE TO MABYE REALIZE

THAT THEY ARE JUST AS BAD AS EVEROYNE ELSE AROUND THEM

YOU TOTALLY ARENT LASHING OUT AND TRYING TO FEEL VALIDATED BY INSULTING AND BLMAING YOUR TEAMMATES

PEEE PEEE POOP PIIIASDFA
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What the fuck

This guy is actually saying some good shit.

It's pretty rare to find someone here with their priorities straight, man.

Most of you monglords are just plain losers, but yeah, take this dudes advice and fucking get something right in your lives for a change.

>puck offlane

when will this meme end

Don't listen to that fuck wit. If you are financially secure take some time I'd and so something with your life. And if Dota is making it worse, consider changing games. I've been in your spot before. Don't let it take over.

Wait a second
LGDFY > LGD ?
Explain this dotards

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

dendiiii! dendiiii!

3 kills at 10 minutes
this is chinese dota, eh?

Yes. Yes it is.

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>fuck/get fucked by other people
You make it sound so easy.

have you not seen the magnitude of the LGD chokes? its unreal

youtube.com/watch?v=Qv-6cZiTRxI

Please do not give up.

Loli Pugna remodel when?

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Why are real lesbians never this hot?

m8 if Tiago can get laid on a regular basis so can you

Does he even still movies anymore?

you gotta look for the emo cam-whore couples. get out those tokens.