/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Music to Cleave to

>Seasonal Event (All Saints Wake 2016)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/All_Saints_Wake/

>Patch 3.4 Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6

>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/ZRWVQiDw

>Previously on /xivg/:

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atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880752831/
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1st for i'm going to marry a lala

xth for im gonna stroke bun's cock irl

xth for drawfriends!

post hunks

I agree, these threads need more artwork and less e-celebrity drama

xth for I'm going to marry I really do not know if I ever will have a chance to

Far better than a certain hack in this general who shall not be named. __

highlanders

Why must you trip my filter

I'd marry you in a platonic way!

Album when reeeeeeeeee

Talk me into being a cum drunk slut.

xth for late night sophia queues

Hey go drink a bunch of cum.

xth for drawgirlfriends

Why not be a drunk cum slut...

you look like ur about to fart

...

Be the good girl you've always wanted to be

Fap and drink it. That way you'll have a infinite supply of cum since you keep consuming the protein to make it.
Hopefully you'll also die like that BR kid that fapped 200 times in a night and died.

Cute!

Who here excited for feast season 3??

>xiv
>pvp

Awena no...

Highlanders!

I want to EB you! Is it true that you're taken?

I heard you want to be cucked, futa ok?

Manipulative psychopaths!

>Hopefully you'll also die like that BR kid that fapped 200 times in a night and died.

Source? I'm spooked out now.

>look like you're about to lay some hyperscatties
>mustache
>herpies lips
>man face
>overused tacky glamour

1/10

The only feast that exists on my datacenter is the win trading kind.
The dev team puts so much work into this shitty portion of the game when probably only 5% of the playerbase does it.

Is it true you like NTR?

Nope. PST.

Sure. You know where to find me.

That's me!

atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

Not 200, just 42. Theres a bunch of cases apparently according to google.

lf fellow to make sandwiches pst

I was expecting your canned "I can't get my dick hard" response. Not "please come humiliate me".

Wow.

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880752831/

Thank you for the status updates dude.

Not even that will happen!

Make sure to make a PF about sandwich artists.

>only 5% of the playerbase does it
Believable. I really wanted to get myself a revolver but I never could be assed to actually do pvp.

I don't know why people say that.

I only give those responses when I feel like someone's actually inviting me to ERP.

Yw dude

oh thanks good idea

Hahaha what? Isn't Stratos gay?

you too

i'll make you a sandwich dood

Just do your daily FL roulette and you can get any weapon in a week.

No one actually knows Stratos's sexuality. Dude is like an asexual brick wall.

So he's just really insecure? I guess we all grow into ourselves eventually.

Why did he fug Lily at fanfest then?

I dunno about insecure, the dude just never gives up anything involving "lewd" stuff or sexuality or anything like that. He's just a weirdo kid.

Why don't you ask him? How would I know.

Red pill me on mining xivg. What's the end game of it? How about armor making/black smithing?

>tfw bun will never give you a handjob irl..

If only bun could find me

Your lala is way too adorable

Considering I never done any of the pvp zones other than 4v4, I get too nervous to queue and end up fucking up someones game. Shit sucks

goddamn, your lala in blonde is hella cute. Are you ever gonna go back?

Why did I leave you?

gc was more delicious

I bet they didn't even fuck, he probably cucked her with some other "asexual".

I replaced you

My hands are pretty rough though

Rough in the right ways though and that's what lotion is for

Can I give you one?

Please respond, I'm new and need to start making gil from something other than quests.

You can only think with your dick.

>her
>>>>>>her

>Lily
>girl
What?

...

No I don't. I don't even have one

Lily...

You can only think about dicks.

I don't even know these people.

wassup senpai

Lily is a guy, user. I would know, I've seen him.

All of the markets have been eviscerated by bots. There is no end game, only botting.

At the very least you can get to 50 and gather up clusters/carbonized matter to sell, those were OK money last month.

Stratos...

Is there anyone stratos didn't fuck at fanfest?

{/binoculars}
> You gain the effect of Truth of Mountains.

me :(

Rena...

thank you!

i'm actually very happy with how she turned out so probably not... i've never had/made a blond character before so it's neat

and thanks!

i have really soft baby hands, it sux

>losing duels

Should have asked him then, user.

Oh, okay. *does the thing*

Give me food. Feed me. I'm a hungry bun. Let's stop talking about sexual stuff and talk about things that really matter :)

>responding to a 3 hour post with creep shit
Kill yourself.

Tfw the asexual illuminati controls Balmung from behind the scenes with Stratos as the president and Meria as the vice president

The end game of mining and botany is gathering from unspoiled nodes and ephemeral nodes, which are only up at certain points of the day. Armorer and Blacksmith can make crafted gear that serves to quickly gear main jobs for early progression raiding or alt jobs, as well as gear that can be used for glamour. However, gathering and crafting both take a significant investment as crafting essentially requires getting all of the crafting jobs to 50 to get necessary cross-class abilities, along with buying/crafting Ironworks gear to craft/gather the highest-level stuff.

I want to cum on your face

Yysara...

>Doing duels

>playing the game

Not being able to get any sex doesn't make you asexual

Is it still "not being able to" when no effort is put towards it?

user, this cat is probably going to be the one cumming on your face

everyone can get sex literally anyone
asexuals don't WANT sex

Yes

Yeah? Why don't you go fuck yourself.

Post Halloween costumes!

Post Character and Youtube!

So...what's a good profession to start at? Cooking and fishing?

no chance either way, sorry

Why am I unable to?

spooky cats

aranea post