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Thanks.

Post your angriest tf2 dude face

why u haff to be mad

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore

Fuck this was from an old as fuck video right? What was it?

From the film "Network"

Never seen it, but that quote is just used and referenced a ton

>pub game
>dominate someone
>instead of playing the objective they try their best to get back at you

Especially annoying if they're a scout or pyro and I'm playing sniper.

For what it is worth to everyone in this thread, this is the true meaning of "try hard". The guy ignoring everything to kill the person dominating him.

thanks 4 explaining

Why do must Heavys I see these days use the Eviction Notice?

>be soldier
>ran outta rockets
>conch ready
>have a fucking crop
>fuck it
>pass by kritz heavy medic combo before kamakazi
>heavy dies
>medic kritz me
>conch healing me
>able to push the cart
Went better than expected

>cant stop playing mini sentry and medic
is there something wrong with me?

Do the casual ranks mean shit?

I'm addicted to the cuntsman sniper as of last week. It's just hilarious to headshot scouts in mid air as they're attacking you and have them cry in chat.

Causal ranks effect team choices so your more likely to get a mixed bag of skilled players to bad ones.

epic bag

GRU light

>collect souls
>kill players with pumpkin bomb
>collect dropped pumpkins

Are there worse missions?

>cp_gorge halloween mission

carnival of carnage

At least you can almost idle in those. The only way to get souls in [collect] missions is to play the same map over and over again and some of them really suck.

>wanna play one match in celebration of Halloween before work
>game coordinator down again
I wish Valve would just fucking abandon the game instead of this insulting quarter-assed "support."

>being forced to play the game
go medic and get it done in two rounds, assists count. fuck even a banner soldier would do

More like

>being forced to play shitty maps

I like all the maps. Everything bar the original maps the game shipped with are fun to play on

the woman we have for cleaning in my house threw to the trash 10€ worth of hash, a pen and some other stuff that was in my table this morning
what do

>wahh why does god force me to play a game i hate so much for items i dont really need
>please god make my suffering stop

dude weed lmao

merasmus has cum

does he have a steam

Post Soldiers

got any suggestions for my set?

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Banners come and go

>License to maim
>No Service medal

some of the TF2 achievements make great avatars! they are so stylized and simple

your mom makes a great avatar

st*b, st*b, st*b!

oh

Nigger's Bazooka

Cuntsman xd

I did it

>no Unusualifier for the only Heavy taunt

Why?

I get so many people with this taunt.

Red Dwarf is top tier

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I wish spellbook pages were transmutable

>Pyro content update
>Heavy content update
When?
>new TF2 comic issue
When?
>Hybrid sub-classes at side game modes
When?

>RC car for engi when
>camera for engi when
>flying robots when

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Everytime you win the the match with a hacking sniper on the enemy team. It feels so good, so fucking good, like you're literally fucking their wound and cumming inside it

NEVER EVER

refresh the page

This new halloween color scheme is awful. Everything is awful.

I got my first purple hat today. It's cheap but I'm poor and I like it.

I'd give one of my three kidneys for that loadout

What's the effect?

>tfw never got an unusual even tho I had several earbuds and bills hats back in the day from scamming children

well done user well done

>tfw been playing tf2 for the past 3 days non-stop

Send help.

>ywn go on an orange server and lie to kids to get free buds
I feel old

do you wrists hurt yet

Eerie orbiting flame, got it for like 10 keys off cause the guy hadn't been able to sell it for a month.

Still feels like I paid that much for it, to be honest.

Spectating a match in progress is a lot like being a ghost.

play center

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>Bolt Action Blitzer
>Awarded to players who earn the Key to the City achievement in CrimeCraft GangWars on Steam.
>CrimeCraft GangWars is a free to play third person shooter developed by Vogster Entertainment.
Yeah sure, I'll try that next.
>System Requirements
>Hard Disk Space: 10Gb
well nevermind

>Not having 10gb of disk space

*got it for 10 keys off
Last part of that sentence was meant for a different post.

>the GBs have to get there first

>Downloading 10gb is an issue for you
Stop living in a third world country.

>spend thousands of dollars to move, get a visa/citizenship, find a new place, and get a new job
>just to get a free virtual hat
wow thanks great advice do you have any more?

10GB is nothing nowadays, my 5 year old toaster has 500, the fuck you been doing

You can aim. Learn to frag as solly sniper scout demo or spy and you can have more fun

>Implying that isn't worth it for actually decent internet speed
I'm so sorry you're so bad at managing money that you can't afford to move to the superior country.

SPEED is not an issue. USAGE is.

Tf2 center is absolute aids. Mixchamp is slightly less aids. The big problem is everyone just feeds and plays like a bot. Annoying when your team mates do it and the enemy

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you "10GB is too much"
everyone else "haha 10GB is nothing for download or storage"

if you have some extra mystery to this please explain you on your fucking 90's pc on dialup

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me: "10GB is too much"
me, later: *clarifies specifics*
the person I linked to (): "i will laugh specifically at your storage, even though it's been established that's not what the conversation's about"
you: "i will laugh specifically at your connection speed and storage, even though it's been established that's not what the conversation's about"

me: "i am full of sandvich, and i am coming for you!"

man, why didnt you guys told me valve added bots to casual matchmaking just like competitive

they look like a player too much tho, especially with silver badges and their difficulty is like easy or something
they should get a bot icon instead of random steam profile pics 2bh

>random dude adds me
>ask him want he wants
>"you seemed cool so I added you"
>tell him I don't add randoms
>"why is that?"
>tell him I don't like a cluttered friends list of people I wont talk to
>"but I would talk to you"
>tell him hes creepy
>"why is that?"

Jesus, I knew there were some assburgers around but this level of social unawareness is amazing

you didnt clarify shit that we didnt already know, your internet is too shit to download 10GB, 10GB makes your isp puts a choke on you, at fucking 10GB

>10GB makes your isp puts a choke on you, at fucking 10GB
Again, not the issue.

"usage is the problem , not speed"

"having a choke put on for high usage isnt the problem"

nigger make your mind up or fucking let it go.

I have the same problem. People see my unusual and add me because they think I am the greatest. Fucking annoying.

no
tf2center is ok
mm is aids
everything is relative

no tf2center is full of bots. MM is fun because you can fuck around its not real 6s. Just join a team

original is pro ks
soon will buy dbd crone's dome so i have to play with these shitty hats

I'm going to recap everything but leave out end because at this point I'm honestly curious to see if any of you can get some brain cells firing and actually identify this simple situation.

- 10 GB is a problem.
- 10 GB of storage is not a problem.
- Getting 10 GB onto my hard drive via the internet is the problem.
- It is a problem with internet usage.
- It is not a problem with internet speed.
- It is not a problem with ISP choking. ISP choking would be both a usage and speed problem (see previous point).

Question for the class:
Why would downloading 10 GB from the internet be a problem for me, especially in the context of doing so in order to get a free virtual hat?