Ironic car accesories

Really guys? I hope you're not offended.

Stance

You're gonna be on Gawker

>yfw my truck

You've made my day

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>He doesn't keep a tissue box on the parcel shelf

It's like you don't even care about your Nonna.

I never saw these for sale in any brick-and-mortar store growing up. Whence came this meme?

Speaking of phone accessories. Does anyone have a recommended phone holder for when I use it as a GPS or a music player?

And no I don't want to continue putting it on my lap.

Universal/adjustable sizing would be great rather than a brand/model specific holder

Rockabilly shit, Hawaiians, fucking coastal California, megas xlr, your face, americana, surfershit

amazon.ca/SCOSCHE-Scosche-MAGDMB-MagicMount-Magnetic/dp/B00I608BJ8
This shit works bretty gud, magnets bro. It interlocks so you don't have to worry about your phone sliding about

Heheh, I carry toilet paper. Does whatever tissues can but wipes asses better.

You live in Colorado? Specifically the DTC area?

I got one of the magnetic ones, works a charm. Nice and subtle on the dash too when the phone isn't attached

nah was never really into the really big rims look

future purchase.

I already have fuzzy dice on my mirror.
I'm planning a hawaïan vahine on my dash

>'65 mustang convertible

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Are there any air fresheners that actually smell good? I just bought a car that has a faint cigarette smell, and I'd like to at least cover it up.
What does Veeky Forums recommend?

Well there is always fabreese. But as far as the little trees, i always liked more mild flavors like a fruit or vanilla flavor.

Ozium is GOAT for getting rid of odors, especially smoke.

But for long term freshness, I like the vent clips with the liquid inside that are adjustable. Set them low and they will give you a nice mild smell for 3 months and it won't be overbearing at first and will stilk work well until it is totally empty. A bunch of different companies make them, I think I have one of the "Air Essentials" or some shit in my car now.

Not me

"Air Expressions"
My bad. These are one of the few fresheners that legit last for more than a week and won't burn your eyes the first day.

I used some apple/cinnamon freshener shaped like a candle in my '00 Camry that had smoke scent, left it in there for a couple months and it was gone. I think it was Glade brand?

Mr zogs sex wax

>mild flavors

Agreed. In my opinion your best bet would be give it an application of febreeze free (the unscented stuff) to see if you can get the cigarette scent away without trying to cover it.

Then after you've knocked it down a few levels with the febreeze a little tree in a citrus fruit scent like lime (my personal favorite) will freshen things up without being overpowering.

That stuff does smell pretty gud

I'm not a darkie, but I love the grape flavour

I recognize this cat from instagram

Just realized that wasn't even the right pic
>My EDC

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I have this too

I got one of these instead because I drive a VW diesel

I have the ''Remove Before Flight'' keychain

Its fucking weird, but I know a few people who have had these on their cars without having them plugged in

how do you edc this shit

are you a soldier?

>Carries airsoft
Fag

>not wearing cargo pants

>airshit

not an airsoft

>prostitute (32) found dead in roadside ditch outside truckstop
>evidence suggests that the String-Cheese Killer has struck again

See

won't cover up cigarette smell, but I've got one of these. I really like the way it smells onii-chan

Laguna Breeze is the best scent

maybe I'll try it next Otou-san

>edc a babybel
>the worst flavor

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>blinds, not louvers

ishyigggy

who the fuck buys baby bel just to consume a pleb cheese flavor like cheddar

apparently they can be comfy if you're stuck in your drive for a job
also helps to make sure your back isn't sweaty

They do that too

Oh wow not only do you support bernie but you are a faggot. Wait that goes hand in hand.

I bought one for my car and my girlfriends car, and then my dad bought one and my brother bought one
aliexpress.com/item/hitler-did-nothing-wrong/32548552092.html

we all have different sized phones too and they all fit

Ah, the billiards ball shifter. I've got a striped 9 ball since it's yellow and matches my gold spray painted steering wheel and the vanillaroma tree.

much better.

eddie?

>shaped like a candle
Probably yankee candle. I think they have a trademark on the shape just like little trees.

Completely unironic desu

Who cares about emissions? Cattle make tons of pollution and people aren't freaking out about it.
Why the hell do people go after things other people like for no good reason?

Because cows don't fart carcinogenic microparticles.

>Because cows don't fart carcinogenic microparticles.

>don't care. Id happily drive an old muscle car made back when people didn't care about pollution.

Of course you don't have to care, you're not the one breathing in your exhaust while you're driving.

>want to hang a rubber strap of animu on the rearview mirror
>it will get sunbleached to shit if I do
I hate UV rays

I have russian dog-tags hanging in my mustang

same here man ;_;

Sup fampai

Kek, I knew a nigga that kept a text book in his. I prefer shorts though

aww yiss boatslut krew

What do you drive?
I daily a small 4 cylinder truck. You wont smell my exhaust.
I also have a car with a 4.6 v8 in it. I don't know if you can smell it or not.

Buttery Garlic little Cesar's dipping sauce, dude how can you enjoy that if you're an adult
Dig the high mileage zippo and the menthols tho

Bought this from autobacs

Needless to say, it's dank as fuck

What are you on about?

I want a twingo plushie that I'll just leave in the back seat to fly around and bounce all over the cabin when I get hektik

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Yeah I used to live in Aurora but I live in Aurora now

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>smoking
>muh paracord
>not using Vater

It should handle fine. 5 star crash ratings

I was using them to give doge her pills.

I'm all about those Cracker Barrel sharp cheddar slices.

Cars with rear blinds get me hard
Dump cars withe rear window blinds

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The main reason why I loved them is my dad head them on his vw square back

>Like pic related

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Have one, literally never used. 0 thefts for half a decade

Nigga I have a black ice little tree hanging in my room

My R* keychain broke off my keys at some point. Miss it

not trying to corporate shill but rite aid has some of these that we are clearancing out and they're going for something like 2.50 a pop, I think a 3 pack with refills goes for $4, and that'll more than last you til next summer.

Why isnt this more of a thing
Veeky Forums?