So, is it true that you can't play in premades in competitive games?
Nolan King
You can duo queue.
Hunter Adams
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Chase Brooks
>Play with a 4 man stack for the first time >Mercilessly shit all over the enemy team 6 matches in a row >Beat the top player in my region who has a 70% winrate and 2800 Elo >Enemy teams rarely even manage to score a single cap
This is fucking bullshit. I kinda feel bad.
Elijah Nguyen
This is why they should match stacks against stacks It only makes sense Why would randoms ever have the same brain capacity as a fully coordianted team?
JESUS CHRIST ITS A 5V5 GAME HOW HARD IS TO MAKE A DECENT MATCHMAKING SYSTEM
Easton Campbell
Im gonna report you for being abusing the MM
Noah Ramirez
Threadly reminder that Hi-Rez stalks our shitty discussions, and them being a bunch of memelords is not a coincidence.
Where can I find a gf like Alyssa? :(
Jacob Flores
Get really, really fit. Like, rippling six pack that makes a male model look pathetic. Next step is to get incredibly rich, at least a millionaire. Also, pick up a lot of talents, such as playing a lot of musical instruments, craft skills like masonry and carpentry, and also be an amazing lover.
Now you can have a solid 8/10, but she still might cheat on you because you're not dangerous enough and don't beat her every night.
Nathaniel Turner
Dear Hi-Rez:
Please stop matching me against a fully coordinated 5-man party. There is no way for a solo player such as myself to contribute enough when the average intelligence of my team is below of that of a toddler's.
Thanks
Nathan Cruz
Tribes based skin when?
Adam Edwards
>Where can I find a gf like Alyssa? :( In chads arms.
Christopher Powell
Hopefully they actually catch on that their game is kinda half broken right now and to patch out that duplicate card bug right away.
And stop drooling over a girl on the dev team like some kind of horny teen.
>not having the libido of a horny teenager 24/7 Something something where you are. I just want company, fuck you.
Ian Richardson
So which champion would get a Tribes skin?
Nolan Perez
Drogoz seems like the obvious one.
Jaxson Wright
Drogoz maybe? He's the rocket launcher guy and the main weapon of Tribes was that explosive disk launcher.
Kayden Reyes
In the last thread people were saying that they fixed the stacking but did not remove the loadouts, im at work so i have no idea if this is true but you can check in the
Easton Howard
Ruckus
Adam Scott
I want Evie to preform erotic asphyxiation on me and never let go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cameron Green
>Start playing Andy >Getting POTG on every match >Doubles and triples everytime >Can 1v1 every other Flank or Atacker >Can 3shot most of them >Carry my bros every time >My WR % is back to 60% and +1900 casual ELO
>try to play him multiple times >lose miserably >barely able to keep up a 1:1 kdr >everything i do is out of place >mess up on every single possible encounter >can feel my teammates glaring at my name, wishing i never existed
i think ill just have to stick to rockets
Levi Perez
Well that's good. Wonder how long they'll take to fix the "pressing Enter brings up the shop" issue and the shit in the loadout naming with [TEXTFIELD].
Asher Hall
I suggest you to get Patience I, combined with Sleight Of Hand II-III You will get bullets every 1,5 seconds if you wait a bit inbetween Nether Steps.
Jack Hall
no, i think what i actually need is stool iv, noose iv and soap ii-iii because i should not be allowed to play androxus under any circumstances
i often get potgs with drogoz and most damage/kills with a 60% winrate
wouldnt hurt to learn androxus too but none of my tf2 skills carried onto him
Ian Barnes
>fps problem what is this
Henry Robinson
>play andy >get an okay comp game >viktor on my team flaming me saying our pushes are failing because he thinks im not killing anything >we win anyways >guy on the other team tells me i use an aimbot and recorded me and to enjoy ranking up again
Jonathan Thompson
You need to be good enough with atleast 1 champ of every class. I have +60% winrate with Cassie,Andy,Ying and NotTorbjorn.
Christopher Rogers
I think they want the game to be third person like smite :^)
Jaxson Wright
I know that feel bro >tfw you land 4 shots in a row against Maldamba or Ying >tfw you see Buck running away from you at the start of the match because you bought Cauterize. >tfw Viktors can't do shit against you >tfw Cassies panic and spam roll just to get gap closed again >tfw the enemy tank starts focusing you eventually leaving the objective. >tfw you can keep up with running Evies.
Jeremiah Lopez
>tfw finally dominating drogoz he's so op
Nolan King
are they being sarcastic he even added me what do i do now
Colton Williams
OH SHIT MANG DELETE THE GAME
Kayden Cook
They wanna suck your Skyetree, if you know what I mean.
Dominic Rogers
No, don't make this meme happen
Zachary Foster
two of them are premade faggots probably memeing
Sebastian Gomez
how do you know they are premade?
Jeremiah Brown
Paladins needs more drawfags.
Everyone here get a job and commission some art.
Jeremiah Price
>Cute Makoa art never
Jack Reyes
cloud and shadow I played with them earlier, and you can go to your masterpaladins profile and see
Nathan Mitchell
Who's more likely to end up playing it, furries if I commission furry art or waifu-fags/weebs if I commision a Japanese artist?
David Adams
waifufags/weebs obviously.
there's only like 2 really furbait characters, and as someone who knows a furry, they don't seem to be very appealing to them like the women.
Jose Lopez
Why the fuck is there even a spectate mode in Paladins? It's so horribly janky and even crashes the game sometimes. You can get stuck under the ground for some reason even and can't get out. Also doesn't help that you can't even leave until the game finishes and kicks you.
Joshua Johnson
It's a beta stop being so entitled ESL literally just ended the game just got on Steam and they just added Mal'Dhamba.
Liam Turner
>it's a beta >therefore adding unfinished shit for the sake of esports is fine sit and spin buddy
Samuel Parker
Just checked the match in the guru, everyone except you and 2 teammates are premades
Ryder Johnson
>they didn't ban anyone >tfw you didn't get to try fireball nando in a real game
Owen Robinson
Its better this way
Juan Cruz
How many times a day does Cassie take hawk penis inside her?
Landon Bailey
>it's not fine it's just a feature they added for streams and crap. It's only in the game for public use because why not?
Aiden Garcia
>tfw matched vs this guy and his premade 2 times in a row
Alexander Jones
maybe you shouldn't play multiplayer only hero shooters during real nigga hours.
Parker Ortiz
what site is this?
Tyler Anderson
Masterpaladins.com
Juan Gutierrez
>666 credits Premades are worse than satan confirmed
Chase Adams
He just went full ezho. Never go full ezho.
Henry Miller
>be play andrexus >be win the game >be the best >be amazing and the good >but meet the other amazing good, which is more amazing good than me >be lose >be not happy >be depress >be very sad >be on spiral downward on depress >hav sad lif
Joshua Phillips
there's always bigger fish in the pond
Charles Gomez
I love buck so much
Ryan Rivera
buck is shit
Joshua Allen
Hawks don't have penises.
Anthony Sullivan
No he isnt
Jack Ward
I love bad androxus so much
Bentley Garcia
post sensitivity
Carson Russell
You're living in the past
Jonathan Sanders
>drogoz autopicker detected
Daniel Richardson
he's shit. just because you can play him in wood 5 doesn't make him good.
not that guy, but damn. That excruciating loss man, keep up the dream.
Nathan Sullivan
What is this new t. meme?
Angel Long
According to a friend of mine, some /int/ or /pol/ thing. Because of course it is.
Alexander James
It's a Finnish meme. It basically means "as said by."
Henry Jackson
is this b8?
Colton Morales
>new
This is how we know you're from reddit.
Asher Rodriguez
>no ranked matches lol
Juan Scott
You can look up my account easily, are you this retarded? Lol
Nicholas Harris
t. newfag
Landon Carter
fuck off smidgen
John Lewis
>new
only thing new here is (You)
Connor Parker
I don't like it.
It doesn't show up in the other generals I frequent or the porn boards.
Matthew Morales
lol retard t. cowardly cuck
Kevin Robinson
>new
Isaac Collins
retard what dude ranked is the only thing that matters casual elo is meaningless
John Miller
it's probably just viewer games. Smidgen streams on the official Paladins stream every few days(it's either him or Doesupz each day). They play with viewers.They never communicate with their team though so it's not exactly like your usual premades.
That said, Smidgen/Doesupz can single handedly fuck a team of average Joes anyway so it's not like they really need to communicate with their viewers. They just need viewers who can think and breathe at the same time.
