/hou/ - Midnight Club DUB Edition

>check commute time at 720
>35 minutes
>Ready to go
>47 minutes expected

Please stop crashing Houston people

and when you actually get to the road there seems to be another traffic.

Another thing i've noticed is that people brake for no reason, I think that's a major cause in traffic because it causes a chain of people braking.

nothing pisses me off more than the people who fly forward and slam on the brakes. then people who brake for no reason while texting or something

Forget texting, these people for no damn reason! Nobody is infront of them. I'm guessing they are sticking to the speed limit or something, instead of you know letting go of the accelerator..

Something I saw today

>when guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW

>texas
not that surprised desu

I don't get it, what do you mean by Texas?
Where else would it be? There's literally one place on Earth, it's just Texas.

at least it ain't florida

>posting in Houston thread

Yeah, no shit you moron.

Go to Old Town Spring, make a left and on one of the east/west side streets is a house with a ded Beatle and Smart Car in the front yard with the liberal equivalent of this.

Where were you when pepe became a hate symbol?

On the side of sanity.

I was shitposting

In my basement, smoking pot, cyberbullying, masturbating to anime, and all the other things the News thinks people on the internet do.

Good morning cucks

>going to uni meet for first time in a long time
>the fob student with an exotic car meme is real
>s63 amg coupe
>911 turbo s that looks like it had 2 miles on the odometer

at least have the class to buy something preowned

>the normie students with regular sports car like frs and rx8s are kind of uninteresting desu

Fuck this gay earth

Who else is ready to kill someone over a spot

Bruh that's why it's worth paying for garage

I thought they're closing the garage to students at some point today

He wasn't chinese tho

That's the stadium garage. Welcome center and east garage never get closed, especially not the east garage.

I thought some asian had the s63 and some poo in loo had the 911

>Mercedes anything (apart from G wagon, SLR, or GTR)
>exotic

>at least have the class to buy something preowned
you mean have the class to be poor?

Humility

At least beg your parents for that as a graduation gift

ITT poorfags get butthurt because they can't afford expensive cars.

welcome to Veeky Forums is this your first summer here?

Well no shit, get with it or move on to ferrari chat or something

Screenshot of bank account with timestamp.

ayy the asian had the s63, that thing sounded amazing desu.

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after meet 3,yeah.

Garages are the best option. Also these spots on a corner are awesome.

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>Not backing into the parking spot
come on, /hou/, you're better than this.

The don't allow it, which is bullshit. But it probably prevents idiots who can't back in from trying, and bumping into cars.

I used to back into my spots all the time and so did many other people, never once had anyone say anything to me about it, leave a ticket, or anything else, yo.

I also dont see it listed in the rules page on the website, so whoever told you it is against the rules is incorrect

uh.edu/af-auxiliary-services/parking/parking-on-campus/Rules-and-Regulations/

I'm out at A&M, different rules.

transport.tamu.edu/Parking/regulations.aspx

>Vehicles parked in garages or in angled parking on one-way streets must be parked head-in.

Oh, yeah, i forgot about that, shouldve known from the car. Derp.

U fink u fonny?

get a signiture loan from a credit union
have a close friend cosign
never miss a payment

I was becoming THE CYBER

Get dicked, assfuck.

Is that a trap?

>did they draw a dick on this fictional girl or not

never fucking change

I need some boipussy

Whos this faggot bringing up traps every single thread?

>he doesn't like boipussis
What are you a faggot?

this is tacoma btw

tacoma btw

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Shit's going to be massive, we've been waiting for this, for what, 3 months now?

>G Wagon
>exotic
Kill yourself, seriously. You sound like a fucking tool.

what are the chances of illegal street racing?

might be some cops in the cruise, chargers or challengers

cops should just bother with extreme speeders
rolls are bound to happen

Ayy, almost 3 months now. Gotta make sure we all take vids of each other while on the cruise, so we can get a montage going.

The fuck is your problem?

why are you such a faggot?

Fuck off boomer

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fuck off boomer
i will fight you
traps
btw tacoma

SOMEONE ACTUALLY USED MY POORLY SHOPPED MEME
>oh shit nigga

I have a dick

Fuck off boomer

Damn, quad /hou/ memes. Can we go further?

wow

first post in a long time

should get my car next week
also looking at a pretty dope ass crib so we can party at my place
garage is small but the driveway seems almost adequate tho

this really is tacoma btw

tacoma btw

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im just here for the boipussi

Didnt you kill a hobo

Ot was that someone else

>not keeping up with /hou/ memes

tacoma btw

i'll kick your ass

i'll let you fuck my ass

Cleanest car in the meet.

What am I'm looking at

some type of volkswagen, don't know much about it, perhaps someone else can shine in

o fuk was that today?

Yep

>when it's real nigga hours and you the only one tf up

This just looks like a golf mk2 with old jetta/maybe rallye front headlights.

no that was dracula
who i havent heard from or talked to in a long while
dude fuck you
stop memeing me
i dont want to trip

maybe i should switch to other s2k btw soon

Its a mk3 golf thats been shaved and bagged and dripped in that paint

Sounds like a wild Saturday night

other s2k btw

Did anyone see the mustang crash at coffee and cars this morning? It was great, 1 curb away from going into like 20 people but everyone was fine. Driver was one of those 'trendy' boomer types in a blue newer mustang gt.

"Other S2K" is meaningless, we already have like five S2000s in the group.

Are you serious? Why do memes perpetuate themselves like this? They have to be aware of their own stigma.