/twg/ - Total War General

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GIVE ME ZOMBIE PIRATES OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Alarielle legendary lord when? Will they include her in first expansion or DLC?

Hey guys I just wanna say I've hung around a few generals and this one's the best of the bunch. ily guys

Who bought Vermintide on sale? It seems like there are a bunch of new reviews on steam by people who played 2-6 hours so I guess some bought it.

I was a bit slow since I had to find that Durthu pic in my folder. I'd argue my thread is more relevant, but this one wins for being first.

Honestly, cheers for someone getting off their ass and making a thread besides me.

Speaking of Durthu though, do you guys think they will do a Skarsnik/Angrund type of thing with him? I noticed in the datamine files he was in his own faction. So maybe it's a case that the Wood Elves have to integrate the tree spirits before using any of their units?

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/twg/ gets occasional shitposting waves, but it's still one of the best generals

I love all my trve understanders!

The problem of the wood elves only having a few settlements could be fixed by adding some settlements to all the forests across the map

Wood elves spend their time forest hopping to fight the beastmen anyway

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

The best general on this earth.

Other than the occasional "why do you guys tolerate DLC" arguments that crop up occasionally, /twg/ is a pretty decent general. We get decent discussions going, and the constant updates with Warhammer means there is usually new things to talk about.

Though it can get pretty bad when a DLC is close to release and we are biting our nails off for CA to release official news.

Okay, we have a new thread. I'm back from the corner store and I've decided to give you chucklefucks a chance. For the love of God, read the full post before responding.

To reiterate I have 6 Grombrindal the White Dwarf keys to disperse amongst /twg/.

I also have 10 of the 20% of TW:W keys but I don't think anyone really wants those.

HOW TO GET A KEY: Respond to this post with a timestamped (important) image of documentation that shows you aren't near any GW stores. This documentation can be a passport, a driver's license, a housing lease, any document that shows your citizenship will do. Please don't be a dumbass, make sure to blur out your names and any important information you don't want displayed aside from the nationality.

Priority will be given to non-US/EU anons, but if there aren't many takers I'll be giving them out to basically anyone who is just far away from GW stores in general.

Please provide me with a Steam ID so I can contact you and provide you the code via Steam Chat.

RETRIEVAL PROCESS: I'll add you on steam, confirm your interest, and give you the code. You will then confirm you've used the code and everything is working fine. After that you are free to do whatever.

You can delete me from your friends list, call me a faggot and block me, keep me as a friend, cuss me out in Russian, whatever it is you want to do.

Also, be patient if I don't get to you immediately. I'll be responding to posts one at a time so if I get spammed it might be a moment.

Sounds reasonable for the mini campaign. Doubt there's enough space for that on the main map.

Hope they'll spice up the mini campaign because honestly the beastmen one was kinda bland.

Lizardmen when?

>17,49€ for a single faction
>7,49€ for some shit
>implying

-50% when?

Already got Grombrindal, so I'll just tell you you are awesome user

Honestly I have no idea. Where would they even be? my mind is full of ideas about the wood stretching corruption now though.

Holy shit that's adorable.

2bh i don't think people are going to go to all that trouble for the code

That faggot left over an hour ago and you keep talking about him. Keep getting triggered and they'll keep coming.

I'm not interested, since I'm lucky to have an independent retailer nearby who are getting the keys next week. But cheers to you for being so thorough user.

I'm hoping it will actually be a narrative campaign this time, instead of a stupid list of objectives like the Beastmen.

Like having some unique dialogue during important battles, or having a specific objective like "stop Morghur's resurrection" that will change the campaign's progression if you fail. Anything really to not make it the one note borefest of the Beastmen DLC.

That is fine, if I don't get any takers within 20 minutes or so I'll just post in the Total War subreddit megathread and give them out there.

TW Redditors are god damn vultures when it comes to Grombrindal codes.

Why post them on reddit of all places?

>anyone actually doing any of this

you should be ashamed of yourself

I will bite, what is the point of that picture?

>Offers Grom codes
>He just wants some sort of evidence that shows you're just not being lazy about going to GW.

If you're even too lazy to do 5 mins of paint, you dont deserve a code.

You sound like a faggot.

You won't get any. I'll tell you that now. Nobody will jump through all those hoops for a shitty piece of FLC for a mediocre game.

They are smart enough not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Again, if I don't get any responses within 20 or so minutes I'll move on. No skin off my back, mate.

What went wrong

Because the gift horse isn't asking them for their identification.

AXES OUT LADS

Skarsnik wasn't available on release.

>tfw Tomb Kings poster is dead

I want to die so badly, I hate myself so much

Last minute canceling of the Chinese version. English reviews are at 80%.

Belegar > Skarsnik

Please send me a key, I live in a yurt in eastern siberia. I don't own a camera but I can upload a hand-drawn map if you want.

Steam reviews are as cancerous as paid shill reviews from mainstream gaming websites

Wurrzag > Everyfing else

wtf I hate china now

Skarsnik > Shit > Skaven > Belegar

Gobbla > Ghost fags

Fair enough. If /twg/ doesn't want them, that is fine by me. I don't really get anything out of providing people with free codes, was just trying to do some people a favor.

I spent an hour or so going down to the GW store in London and spent money on some of these codes as I could only get a few for free. If people don't want to put forth even a modicum of effort to retrieve them, I'd rather give them away to retarded redditors.

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fuck you add me faggit Massachusetts has one store and it's over an hour and a half from where I live

id/bostondunn

How do I beat horse archers?

Until gobbla dies a bit later because he doesnt chew his food

Stop inflating your self-importance. You don't matter, nobody cares about your "chartity". It's clear you're one of those people who love to good things as long as everybody notices and contgratulates them for their selflessnes. Fuck off namefag.

steam tanks

>Fuck off
I will. I said I'd wait 20 minutes or so from
this post, and I'm a man of my word.

I replied to you and you didn't respond

nearly every negative steam review only criticizes the dlc jewry.

>doing this when you could just wait for Thursday

i told you he got caught with child porn. they sent him to azkaban

Is beastmen worth twice as much as Chaos was?

Also someone post the rollarino chart.

Respond to

yeah, where the fuck is batman bin suparman's code you dick?

I want justice for Batman Bin Suparman

> Tomb Kings still not announced

>Belegar is a colossus of a man fueled by pure VENGEANCE, who will destroy everything that stands between him and his home
>he's also literally fucking invincible and a band of radical ghost dads follows him around for fun
>meanwhile, Skarsnik is just some dumb shitter with a glorified pig as a pet
LMAO

No, the Beastmen's price comes from the minicampaign, which is unredeemable trash

If you have the money tho, the beastmen faction is fun

Better that than letting worse and worse DLC practices creep up.
You might think getting pissed off about DLC is retarded but without a vocal minority you'd be paying 2$ for single units by now.

Hashut want more slaves!

Please gods don't let the Wood Elves be a horde faction.

it's just not the same

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I'm pretty sure there is a Chinese version, it just wasn't translated so there was a massive bitchfest.

>146 hours played
>Fxxk you SEGA!!!玩个奶子的英文!

#giveBatmanBinSupermanhiscode

>Belegar is a little cuck of a dwarf that is practically trapped in a keep, surrounded by the Crooked Moon
>Every time his forces leaves their prison, they are ambushed and easily destroyed by a goblin that is smarter than him
>All he can do is mumble about his grudges and write another chapter about how Skarsnik fucked him and the dawi over again

>ca can't afford to make athel loren anything other than inaccessible woods
>wood elves hordes are called """""""wild hunts"""""""

>creating a unique look for araby, let alone developing even a few settlements in the region is deemed to time intensive and costly
>tomb kings are a horde faction

>making the under empire is lol skaven are a horde

>ulthuan, naggasashrond or whatever the fuck its called and lustria cause too many AI problems, so they're scraped
>elves and lizards are now just colonial hordes that whatever they're horse buy our $60 expansion faggot

A namefag turned out to be a faggot denying keys to the poor people of the Arctic Circle and SE Asia. I'm not even suprised. This is why we shouldn't tolerate or respond to namefags and tripfags until gook's second coming

CA should make like some post-apocalyptic game where every faction is a horde.

Mad Max: Total War

>cries about people bitching about DLC
>waves DLC codes (lol) for attention
>doesn't deliver

Namefags, everyone!

How's the second "small" DLC? Is it worth it to someone who doesn't play dwarves and greenskins so much?

> Tomb Kings still not announced

>Is the dwarf and greenskin DLC worth it for someone who doesn't play dwarves and greenskins?

Gee, user, I don't know.

Does it spice up the campaign of other races in any way then? You know, new units changing up the gameplay?

ARE THEY GIVING CODES AWAY AT INDEPENDENT RETAILERS?

What I've noticed is that dwarfes win the badlandsbowl more often after the patch.

And the crooked moon gives the Empire some gobo problems at the start.

But for the rest not really. Same old.

Nope.

I'll give you a code if you post your name and address so that I can come and fuck you in the ass.

Which settlement do I need to liberate to bring back Judea? Aelia Capitolina?

Dorfs are fun and Belegar's campaign is more interesting than the regular one.
No clue about Skarsnik's side of it yet, but it can't be any more boring than Grimgor's campaign.

Pretty sure you don't need to own the dlcs for AI to use the new units or factions.

Codes are free at GW stores. Codes can only be obtained from independent stores by buying the white dorf mag.

Mine has some, seems to be pretty inconsistent from what I hear.

>CA teases a tree with a door
>no trailer the next day

those cheeky cunts

also can I just call the fuckers at games workshop to get a code?

these fucks are in the shittiest downtown area.

>also can I just call the fuckers at games workshop to get a code?
doubt it

im pretty sure the idea is to get you to go into one of their brick and mortar stores so you BUY SOMETHING

can't I just buy some shit tier model over the phone?

I hate downtown traffic.

fuck that and fuck CA/GW for not letting me throw money at them for this jew dwarf.

All 6 codes have now been given away to random redditors. This is the last post I'll be making in the thread namefagging.

Cute.

Reap what you sow, /twg/. Enjoy waiting until next year.

It's amazing how much of a dickhead you can be while trying to give away free shit

Your self-righteousness is extremely pathetic.
Fuck off.