/owg/ - Overwatch General

well the halloween event just ended. new brawl is mercy and pharah only.

Well thats a pretty mean thing to say

someone found this on Volskaya

get cracking

Ayyyy I fucking hate the ARG team why couldn't they just say nothing at all and release Sombrero at Blizzcon with none of this cocktease bullshit?

lmao isnt that already a part of some game ive probably played before?

>he doesn't put a link

this isn't how you troll

>Press Q
>ALL enemy HUD UI gets turned off

SOMBRA!!!!!

Post yfw Sombra is going to have a lower pick rate than Symmetra and has no effect on the meta at all

yea boi it's MGS1

what servers do you play on?

maybe her finger beams work like mercy's beam and boost you

>Another delicious brown waifu hero
Did the rest of the world finally acquire some taste?

Blue will comfort us in the face of disappointment

>Sombra is going to have a lower pick rate than Symmetra
Still higher than S76

Is that loss?

>sombra is good enough to have an effect on the meta
>"fucking blizzard just making their new characters OP to sell skins"

Lewd
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Here's the volskaya text:

"ПPEBЫШEHA HAГPУЗКA HA CEPBEP. BEДETCЯ TEХOБCЛУЖИBAHИE."

"Exceeding the load on the server. MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESS"

Been there for a long ass while

>No Blueprint of her weapon
>No Preview of her ability
>Not even a voiceclip

this isn't how you ARG. We have more info from 2 leaks than we've had in 3 months of this garbage.

post link faggot

This candlejack type memes never made, if you get abducted for mentioning him, then who the fuck is pos

>Press Q
>Screen gets distorted/scrambled/drunk-mode

>or
>All the enemy players look like your teammates/same name/don't have red outline

>starting another stage of the ARG
>sombra won't even be announced at Blizzcon

How do you fuck up this much

Can you take a screenshot from the front?

>our rein seriously starts blaming the ana for nanoboosting him and all he did was hold up shield complaining about zen ult

little brown girls are the best

>ana boosts me as roadhog

wtf is she expecting me to do

>delicious brown waifu

>but she has a disgusting hairstyle

boner ruined.

That's what happened with Ana then they buffed her now she's broken.

Blizzard's balance philosophy is just to give everyone their turn in the spotlight instead of making an even game.

I mean it makes sense that someone would start posting but why would the button be pressed? That would mean whoever is conducting the abductions would have to consciously finish executing the p

ult?

go whole hog

go ham

Americas

whole hog or insta kill a tank or two with your hook

mmm what a cute 14 year old boy

>have a gun that can one shot people
>you now move at sanic speed

gee inno

>Opposing team loses all audio cues
>Silent Deadeye
>Silent Riptire
>Silent Meka nuke
>Silent footsteps
>Silent Blizzard
>Silent Death Blossom

>do whole hog
>other roadhog hooks me
>get sniped
>get tranqd

thanks ana

Ohh, the one that is from?
Well this is what we're stuck with, may as well start liking it.

Dude you're doing it wrong
You're supposed to say Candlejack and then he gets you
It's si

If you were paying any attention at all you would know that her ability has to do with draining power.

>an even game
of fucking what? 22+ characters in a game that only allows for 12 at any time and both teams can choose the same characters?

It's literally impossible to make all characters evenly balanced. Ask the people who designed Street Fighter, DotA, or fucking TF2 where even with a roster a third of the size they couldn't even make all the classes competitively balanced

I want all the OW girls in my sex dungeon! SEX DUNGEON!

That's actually pretty cool. Too niche tho

Just don't be bad

are for taking care of each other

Any anons here going to blizzcon?

I need to know they're going to get booed when they announce Sombra. Where the fuck is that shitty Jeff/Sombra greentext that gets posted three times every thread? It looks more likely every day.

>blaming Ana for being a terrible hog

show me any fucking proof of that you turd burglar

>b-but she drains power in the ARG!

yeah she also puts a fucking skull everywhere in the ARG but that's nowhere in her design

>an even game
The only even game is one in which all players are on equal footing and have the same capabilities at all times. The very nature of class-based shooters prevents the game from ever being truly "balanced" like RPS or even "basically balanced" like Chess

Might as well blue post

I will go only for pic related, and see if I can get one.

POST BLUE INSTEAD OF CANDLEJACK MEMES YOU S

>LoL has over 100 champions
>Meta is constantly shifting with new picks and strategies being developed every month

Literally impossible.

completely useless against teams with any verbal communications

"Hey I think I saw a rip-tire run past us on the side, careful"
"I see Mei running towards us, pretty sure she has ult up, watch out"
"I see d.va mech flying towards us, get out of the way guys"

Most people don't even play this game with the sound on, so why would they waste and entire characters ult on removing something so trivial.

fuck all of this Sombra shit, it's so fucking stupid

ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THIS SHIT STORM TO HIT

THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING, THE QUESTION IS, WILL YOU BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS AND THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF SOMBRA TOGETHER.

>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>Audience member: Oh Fucking hell
>Jeff: I don't know what you want Sombra but please...
>Sombra:What I want is to take the opportunity to finally show the world what Sombra really means by REAL GAME
>A couple Members of the audience start booing making Sombra and Jeff difficult to hear
>Jeff: well all I can say is it took you long enough
>Jeff takes out keyboard and begins to type
>Sombra: ¿Que es Esto? Are you trying to Defend your Stupid convention against my Sombra protocol
>Booing becomes louder
>Jeff: I-I may not be the best Hacker... But I'll do whatever I have to to defend blizzcon
>Audience starts yelling Anti-Semitic remarks targeted at both Jeff and Blizzard itself
>Autistic Tom Kenny keep typing away
>Jeff: You May be skilled but the Overwatch team has been working in an Counter Hack just incase this type of thing-
>The lights begin to dim before Jeff finishes
>Someone off stage yells at Kaplan to get off the stage and that they'll just play the gameplay video instead of what was scripted
>The audience is restless with their booing and hate
>Jeff gathers his Keyboard and what remaining dignity he has left
>Jeff: I guess I saved blizzcon
>Jeff says as he stumbles off the stage
>once the video starts playing the crowd settles down

Well then also remove/garble voice chat for the duration.

>Shitter in ELO Hell makes a youtube video trying to "prove" that Competitive Overwatch is all about RNG and not skill
He REALLY likes saying the word "fallacy". If you're looking to kill yourself via alcohol poisoning, feel free to take a shot each time he says it.

youtube.com/watch?v=xnL2T_Mj5fU&feature=youtu.be

Enjoy!

THE GIFT IS A NEW SPRAY
LOL

Is that in the PTR?

SOMBRA CONFIRMED FOR NOT BEING PLAYABLE

Holy shit, thank you Blizz! I know this took a lot of hard work but we should be thankful that they care this much about us to continue to give us top of the line content for *ABSOLUTELY FREE*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>see if I can get one

m8 they cost like 5k to make and there's only one, they're not gonna sell them

I love Jesse McCree

But Riot's gameplan has always been a revolving meta through small buffs and huge nerfs. They've even went so far as to say that it was their plan to keep the game fresh even back in season 5.

QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNEL

victolabs on twitch

BLIZZZZZZZAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This will eventually cause enough butthurt for either Billzard to acknowledge they fucked up or go the Hello Games route and go radio silent.
I can only hope.

worth the weight

LET ME FUCKING PLAY PTR

Literally shows power going into omnics in Volskaya

>Anyway I got the resources needed for my next hit

>Dasvidanya

Like I said, if you were paying any attention at all you can put 2 + 2 together.

...

Its on live. Go check.

WHAT MOUNTING EVIDENCE BRO?!

POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE ENTIRE ARG WAS LEADING UP TO A SUGAR SKULL SPRAY

fuck this game, i'm uninstalling right now. a big load of fucking shit

that spray is old

>Billzard
Fuck

Wonder if he was based off of him

...

IM UNINSTALLING RIGHT NOW AND MAKING A PETITION TO RELEASE SOMBRA THIS WEEK

WHO IS WITH ME?

is it at least animated?

>[Grease] CYKA BLYAT

all these fucking retards getting excited over a spray

How fucking out of touch can a company possibly be?

Could use some Blueberry right now. Fucking Sombra.

>one faggot going on saying "the spray is old"

Clearly its new because why would we all have it?

He's based off of every fucking cowboy stereotype ever
Clint's just the most famous one