Dota 2 General - /d2g/

So why are we using a new thread when the previous is at 719 posts?

What the fuck happened to the mods deleting threads when these were made before the last reached the 750 post limit?

>EE fancucks

no

>What happened to the mods

That's what I'd like to know too.

reminder that banter culture replaced anime culture years ago

pretty cringey when animeNEETs from steam or foolz try to "raid" d2g during EE games desu

howthe fuck we gon goe to a new thread sub 720 post right wheni advertised fuck yall niggaaaaaaasz

None of the other teams are choke-proof like Wings are and the meta hasn't changed significantly.

>Wings are anime
>Wings won TI

Checkmate dotard

jesus christ psg why not just end urself, youre clearly god awful

Some of you guys are alright.
Don't queue USW tomorrow.

>banter culture

What the fuck is the point of being so slippery if you pose absolutely no threat to anyone ever?

This fucking kid smokes?

What a fucking degenerate.

It's shit like this that will make you losers die before you reach 50.

I'm over 30 and never smoked a day in my life, man. I'm as healthy and I look as if I was still in my 20's while my friends who smoke look and feel older than me.

And this is a old generation example. Fuckin' Millennials today are even worse, nothing but trash.

DUDE

WEAVE

Epic.

zai is a pseudo-intellectual as it gets
of course he smokes

>over 30
>posting anime on an image board

I think he smokes because he was raised in Sweden and they fucking love their cigs and snus there, also probably fell for the dumb "relieves stress" meme about it.

Growing up where I lived in America a packet of cigarettes was almost twice the cost that it is in Sweden.

>an 83 year old moortugeese anime addict trying to give other people life advice

>pseudo-intellectual

Shouldn't he be smoking Opium then?

That's just a reaction image LOL

>wake up
>qualifier spots granted to peru & russia

well this is how following pro dota finally ends for me, I'm done. maybe I'll make an exception to follow AF in Boston since they are the last likeable team

guess now I'll have even more time to play the game and I can even delete twitch from my bookmarks because any other esport is garbo tier

>Create new account in the hopes of getting a better mmr (currently 2k)
>Play okay in most of my games trying to have the least deaths and the biggest amount of asists as possible
>Play support because in muh pubs there is always the ebin 5 man core lineup
>End up so far with almost 65% winrate and okay stats
>I'm still in NORMAL SKILL

DOTARDS? CARE TO EXPLAIN?

dotabuff.com/players/372432100

What's wrong with liking Anime?

I've watched Evangelion on TV back in 1996 and Dragon Ball even before that.

It's a pretty good hobby to have.

Much better than spending over 3k hours playing a shit ass broken game like DOTA 2 is.

>thread is both dead and full of animeNEET raiders

a new account doesn't mean your skill gets better

you're still shit

fuck this pic made me crave a ciggie

how du u get the lane displayer thing

Neck yourself, frog poster.

Neck yourself as well, degenerate.

its almost as if the game knows your 2k trash

I feel like it's almost every day I have to tell some cretin that I run this shit and it's not /d2g/ anymore, it's /asg/ - anime shitposting general. It is only /d2g/ during major lans and TI.

at least you're right about one thing, dota is indeed a garbage game

i thought you were a gameshitter though 'iago
or was that in your past 57 years of life

>Create new account so i can play peaceful without getting bombarded by party requests
>Play game
>Smurf detection kicks in
>VHS consistently after the first game

>zai is a pseudo-intellectual as it gets
based on him smoking?
what a pseudo-intellectual claim to make

>n-no stop posting that

>W-we run Veeky Forums not y-you

>he's triggered by the face of Veeky Forums

sheever BLACKED

when

...

because you're shit?
how hard to you actually think it is to get good stats on a new account?
fuck man, I actually think you just don't realise how shit the level of dota guys in your trench actually play

>i don't even know why im posting this

>tfw probably gonna be one of those dorks in normal skill bracket after 1k hours

>stop posting the mascot of the four chins

I'm not really worried about me being bad or not.

Here is the first account for reference: dotabuff.com/players/320976521/matches?page=14

What worries me is that in my first account I started getting high skill and very high skill matches around the 10th or 11th game won (I'm not even that good but I just did) and in this new account I havent breaked that specific bracket even when I have been doing okayish and gotten even more experience kinda like this user says. Did I dun goofed at some point?

Also the real reason I kinda just abandoned the first one was because I just got sent to the shadow realm so hard that I wanted a new start.

it's okay if you don't play much and have a life

I only played serious on good games, my dude. Like Diablo II.

I actually ranked #26th on the 1st Paladin Ladder, #12th on the 2nd Paladin Ladder on Classic, and I was also I was the #9th Paladin player to first reach level 99 in the entire European Realm in the 1.08 patch when Diablo II 's LoD expansion came out on 2001.

It was good shit.

Though my phone bill went through the roof.

>tiago actually has good taste in video games

why phone bill
did you actually play diablo 2 on dialup

he also has good taste in anime

Diablo ii was the shit

Did you also maphack and/or bot then

I feel like it was just the way it was meant to be played online tbqh

>good taste
>anime

>WAKE UP
>BROWSE TWITTER FOR SOME LATEST DOTA 2 PROFESSIONAL PLAYER NEWS
>TEAM NP IS POSTING 4CHIN MEMES
>REALIZE THAT REDDIT WILL CLAIM THEY DID IT FIRST
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOES REDDIT ALWAYS TAKE OUR MEMES AND CLAIM IT FOR THEMSELVES FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

>Nahaz continues to be allowed

nice esport dotards

Do you guys know the bathtub curve from reliabilit- oh wait you're NEETs of course not

Anyway there's early life failures and then the failure rate goes down and it only goes up late in life

I just realized that AnimeNEETs this applies to since many of you kill yourself between the ages of 16 and 30.

If you make it past you become tiago and then usually live to a normal age of death

>Luigi with the spicy meatball
poetic

I'M GETTING THIS THREAD BACK ON TRACK
QUICK
POST
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SUBSCRIBE
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MMR

>Yeah, I know they lost that fight BUUUUT IMAGINE IF X HERO HAD Y ULT
wow great analysis nahaz good stuff

>Frogposters

Little typo there, sorry about that. I went to grab it from a pasta because I was too lazy to actually type all that.

Also, I was rather serious in WoW during the Burning Crusade, as I was part of one of the top 50 world guilds that killed M'uru in Sunwell before he was nerfed.

My guild actually killed him on the last day before the nerf. I had never screamed as hard as I did in front of a PC screen before.

Yes.

I played Diablo II during 2000, 2001 and maybe 2 more years after, but I've only did two ladders in LoD and then went back to Classic.

During those years the only internet available was through dialup.

And kid, I've been on the Internet since 1998. I was using IRC before some of you mongoloids even learned how to walk.

I never used any maphack or bots. I just grinded, insanely hard.

I was responsible for several duplicated items such as "the blue bow" and "the prismatic greaves" back in classic though. But I just provided the original items, I didn't duplicated them myself, my old friend Bonelegend did.

I was actually present the first the duplicate of the blue bow got traded off for 100 jordans in the game. Good stuff.

Here, take a memento of mine because I'm feeling thankful.

No autographs please.

why is his hand so small

Wow, someone actually responded.

Trump

haHA DALE MR 3 OOOOOOHHHHH 5

haha oop

Dotards?

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Man, you losers actually made me feel nostalgic now with this shit.

Fuck, man... back in the time when I actually cared about video-games, didn't had to work, didn't had to put up with shit and all I did was hang out with friends, get drunk, fuck bitches and play games.

Not cool my dudes, not cool, man.

Not that I still don't do that stuff anymore, but the having to work part and having to put up with shit part fucking SUCKS.

This is why truNEET is the superior lifestyle all the way.

I actually feel sad for you losers here. You'll never get to experience the prime moments where playing video games online actually meant something and actually was fun.

Or wait... no I don't, you should all kill urselves if you haven't realized your playing a shit ass broken game right now LOL

t. peruvian

wait, NP Is winning?

man just by looking at the images in this thread I can tell it's pure garbage.
I don't need to read anything to know which aspies are currently in the thread
You 'tards should mix it up a bit desu

yea this is how the pro teams win games without trying
they just out experience them in the lategame

tfw no qt manlet bf

HOW DO YOU STOP HIM?

why is the joindota stream such shitty quality

I see this guy posted a lot.
Who is he?

know this feel well

Capitalist

Why does Nahax have to ruin everything he touches? Why can't he just fuck off to obscurity already?

JoinDOTA has no money.

Only "woman" he's had a relationship with in his life was a transsexual he would cyber with on WoW. If he didn't have the sense to only do it in private messages I'd have the proof to out him to his family and get him disowned too.

he himself is the only one who can stop him

wait so if you are 5k can you just spam a hero and turn off dotabuff ever time you lose and become the #1 ranked on that hero?

Ill finish the whole thing some other time
and by finish i mean coloring
i did not make the original paper drawing

>Flat shading

Jesus fuck just use a gradient brush and overlay it you r**ard

why is hard support riki like the most fun shit to play in this game?

is there anything you cant do Tiago?

I'm not Tiago fa**ot

Post heroes who are totally useless

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

@159097764

nice damage, faggot

This is a pretty mediocre vector.

I've seen people in the Sakurafish threads do a better job.

>all those redditors that role play as him.

>having damage as riki
>when you have 0 agi items and took 0 farm in the game

right